Barcelona vs Chelsea

>Hasn't practiced in 12 days
>been at home with his wife
>Newborn son three days ago
>World Cup in 90 days


Clearly doesn't give a fuck about this match
He's got much bigger things on his mind. If Chelsea don't win this, they are a small club.

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>amerilysis

To be fair he has a point. Too many far more important distractions than a sport he conquered ages ago

Messi kids are white?

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>this SEETHING chelshit shitter

no, roccuzzo is too black

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>"premier" league

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It means messi is well rested for once,

He has a lot of motivation:
> score for his newborn
> knock out Chelsea because they're the only ones that can beat Real and stop Ronaldo from getting his treasured Balon door.

our year la

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best league in the world la

>Messi has to buy small furniture so he can pretend he's tall
LMAO

> He's got much bigger things on his mind.
Messi has asperger, he literally can't think any other thing than football

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do you think when he impregnates antonella he's thinking about scoring a very peculiar type of goal?

You have to grow up someday. You can't expect to kick a ball around everyday for hours like you're a teenager anymore, his rowdy days with the lads are done, he has to man up and settle down with his wife and forget about his mates and his silly hobbies. He has to get a more secure, blue-collar job to support his young children soon, the sports industry is too unreliable and he could get injured once and permanently be out of the game.

Probably :-D
He'd be thinking "I fuck better than Ronaldo!"

Showerball

Good thing Messi has been set for life financially since he was like, 22.

more like 19

or, or, just had a new baby, wants to dedicate a victory to his newborn, extra motivation, higher probability of having a good game.

Unironically Ive always thought of him as being like Goku

Gonna be manlets, the lot of em.

>Has Thiago's name tattoed on her hand

Haha holy fuck cucked.

>small person buys small things
Nothing wrong with that, my dude.

EPLEL

They genuinely look autistic.

Why would Messi ruin his pure white genes with a L*tino?

You can tell with 100% certainty that those are his kids.

>you'll never run your hands over messi's threadbare pectorals

Is he balding Sup Forums? He's got the hair sweep over the temples happening

>already making excuses before the match even starts

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Will Conte go with Fabregas or Bakayoko? I lean toward Fabregas since Bakayoko has been out for a few weeks but, I can't help but think Bakayoko could have a big game if started tonight.

I don't think Messi thinks about Ronaldo at all.

Haha, no. Messi completely zones in when he's playing. UFO could be flying over Camp Nou and you'd still see him dribble past the defenders.

Kek

Baka because Fiberglass can't defend
he will park the bus and hope for a miracle goal

The state of this guy

looks more like dybala desu