/HEEM/ - ЧEMПИOHКA ИЗ POCCИИ

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Mar 17 UFC Fight Night: Werdum vs. Volkov
Mar 23 LFA 36: Simon vs. Zani
Mar 24 ACB 83: Baku
Mar 24 Invicta FC 28: Morandin vs. Jandiroba
Mar 24 One Championship 70: Iron Will
Mar 24 CWFC 92: Super Saturday
Mar 30 FNG: Fight Nights Global 85

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BORRACHINA IS INJURED

FIGHT WITH URIAH HALL CANCELLED
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

schaub

First for I want Dern to put me in chastity for a month then take out my cock and edge me a little bit so im super close to cumming and then she takes my cock and puts in her warm wet pussy and i cums after just one thrust and make her pregnant.

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DANA PLS

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i pick gall

чтo тaкoe хим?

Gall has shit standup

this but unironically

You have a shit schedule

Mar 17 - UFC Fight Night: Werdum vs Volkov
Mar 23 - LFA 36: Simon vs. Zani
Mar 24 - One Championship 70: Iron Will
Mar 24 - ACB 83: Baku
Mar 24 - Invicta FC 28: Morandin vs. Jandiroba
Mar 24 - CWFC 92: Super Saturday
Mar 30 - FNG: Fight Nights Global 85
Apr 6 - Bellator 196: Henderson vs. Huerta
Apr 6 - CES MMA 49: Andrews vs. Padilla
Apr 7 - UFC 223: Ferguson vs. Khabib
Apr 13 - Bellator 197: Primus vs. Chandler 2
Apr 14 - UFC Fight Night: Gaethje vs. Poirier
Apr 14 - KSW 43: Janikowski vs. Bahati
Apr 21 - UFC Fight Night: Barboza vs. Lee
Apr 28 - Bellator 198: Fedor vs. Mir

gall is the type of stud when he cums in his girl he is ready to fuck 5 minutes earlier.

he's overrated on the ground
perry is underrated on the ground.

now add that up.

25 DAYS UNTIL THE SHOWTIME REDEMPTION ROAD BACK TO THE LIGHTWEIGHT TITLE TOUR BEGINS

Rizin is overrated.

Do you buy products from brands that sponsor your favourite fighters?

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I think it's properly rated

No. Rizin is unironically just as good as the UFC.

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is that one good?

rizin has no talent

I usually stay the fuck away from everyday products that do lots of marketing. 90 percent of the time its overpriced bullshit that has the same or even worse quality than the competition

*hyperextends your knee*

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How much are you guys betting on Tony Ferguson?
I have $100 on him myself.

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luke can't let shit go LOL

Arguably but you have to admit Rizin is just UFC for weeaboos unironically

all mma is overrated cmopared to just watching old pride fights

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not enough women and manlets

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no

delete

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Bookies are in love with him

>I posted it again

Reminder that Bas Rutten had all mention of his positive drug test following his final fight at WFA scrubbed from the internet lel

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Rampage was never the same again
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

Can Conor McGregor ever reach that same cult or personality status again?

already widely seen as a coward and a meme, doubtful.

imagine being a can better and only getting 2.5ish money back on tony.
lel cant wait to khabib to miocic vs ngannou that takedowndefencelet.

the mayweather fight was the cash in.
He sold his meme to the devil.

Later this year when he gets his featherweight title (from Max) and lightweight title (from Tony) back.

LOL

>he doesn't know

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Fabrício Werdum vs. Alexander Volkov
Jimi Manuwa vs. Jan Blachowicz
Tom Duquesnoy vs. Terrion Ware
Leon Edwards vs. Peter Sobotta
Jack Marshman vs. Brad Scott
Kajan Johnson vs. Stevie Ray

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If Conor comes back and gets TKOed by Max or submitted by Tony is he at Ronda status?

The only difference would be that corner is too short for wwe.

Nah he's just gonna edge a decision in the eventual rematches

yeah, wtf is up with that.

>All-time low

It was slander so he dealt with it

Is Rena going to keep fighting in Rizin?

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Bisping just took what remains of Rockhold's soul

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Luke and haters in shambles

still cant get over how fast that left hand was

3rd round romero is the greatest combat sports fighter in history

if you make it to the 3rd round against romero, you literally should just pull guard for the entire 5 minutes and try and survive on the ground

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kek these two faggoty loudmouths are meant for each other

Fight someone else at welterweight twice
Take up another sport
Use your unborn son as an excuse
Leave the organisation
Leave the division
Fight in another division
Call out someone who should be a bantamweight
Start beef with a washed up rapper
Start selling burgers

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Round 1 - Rumble

Round 2 - ????

Round 3 - Romero

Round 4 - ????

Round 5 - Lawler

>Start selling burgers
aldo living rent free

The only bisping fight i want to see is against Yoel.

Yoel would heem him in the first round.

Is Bisping posting back on the menu bois?

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Checked. Also I hope she comes to UFC, Rena is the ultimate MMA waifu

you don't want a fight. you want to see yoel convicted of manslaughter

GSP killed bisping posting.

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he will gadoosh rockhold again 100%

Yoel will make him humble old country way.

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just imagine if Cuckhold gets knocked out again hahahaha
i don't even really like Bisping but the shitposting would be literally off the charts for the rest of /heem/'s existence

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You're the Danish version of the Brit that's obsessed with Olivi

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It’s a shame we never got to see Schaub in championship rounds. I feel like that is where he really would have shined.

>mfw bisping gets a third match with Rockhold and heems him in the first
>mfw Romero beats Whittaker in the rematch
>mfw bisping beats Gastelum in the rematch for the number one contender shot
>mfw bisping fights Romero for the belt in his retirement fight

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Hes a proxy my guy (i think) 100%

that fatass sucked at everything

Werdum will get heemed on Saturday night.

A hunnit persent

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This weekend is the last shit card we'll have to suffer through until we start getting some good cards again

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Round 2&4- Ortega

Also Round 1, 3 & 5- Ortega

Nice edited footage I n.. Bisping never fought Gastelum

if anything happens to 223 i might have to permaheem myself desu
if the fat muslim fuck or the goblinwoman don't make weight i genuinely will guillotine myself

Ortega has never fought in rounds 4 and 5 cashual

>goblin woman
Kek

frankie looked slow

But he is objectively more successful than you. So what are you good at?

Revving you up

*loads up right hand*
youre about to find out

not eating shit from the bottom of my shoe

I'm more intelligent than him.
I didn't marry a slut.
I don't have a half breed baby.
I don't have CTE.
I don't need to piggyback off of a successful celebrity friend who earned his own career.
I'm not obsessed with shoes that literal children wear.
I don't have a speech impediment.

Werdum
Manuwa
Duquesnoy
Sobotta
Marshman
Ray

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OY YEY PUTOA
SCHAUB RUNS THIS MUTHAFUCKIN COUNTRY ESSAY
LOS ZETAS?
NO MAS
LOS BRENDANNNNNNNNN
YARIBBBAA YARIIIBBBAAAAA
ANDELAY ANDELAY
MAMI
EE EI EE EI UHH OHHHH

rose will lose the rematch

el goblino will flush el angel exterminador

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>the first fight was a fluk-

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You gotta admit that Dern is legiiiiiid

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Rose is 6-3 and has zero knockouts but knocked out a veteran muay thai fighter with strikes.
Anyone who believes this wasn't a fluke and wasn't caused by the weight cut is fooling themselves, Joanna is going to destroy her.

Joanna is flushed my guy

rogan made me hate joanna

>tapping to strikes

bitch has no heart

that honestly just made me laugh out loud and i'm tired as fuck
so thanks for that

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>listening to Rogan

you know he has a mulatto daughter that he didn't even father lol

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>taps to chokes
what kind of pussy does this

just go to sleep idiot there's no serious damage from being choked out

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Yes, she's just been in training recently, she will be back on the summer show