Why are there no conservative comedians?

Why are there no conservative comedians?

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Nick Dipaolo. Norm Macdonald. Rob Shcneider. The entire lineup of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.

Norm Macdonald is conservative?

why do you think there are not conservative comedians?

Tim Allen

all these guys are our guys

because they all became politicians instead

Sam Hyde

>rob schneider
kek

>left is so batshit insane that someone like Norm MacDonald is seen as conservative
Wew lad

You can't be a comedian without admitting that Trump is a massive joke himself.

it's a long story but essentially they are scientifically unable to understand humor

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Mel Gibson

knock knock

>Rob Shcneider
this is the best conservatives have to offer

>norm is a conservative meme

He voted for Trudeau. He's cucked.

Donald trump

Unfortunately comedy requires empathy, especially observational comedy.

This is something both conservatives, Germans and women lack, hence why there are none of each.

Jokes on you, lad.

YOOOOOU CAN DO IIIIIIIIT

i know this pornstar lmao

Comedy is about subversion and conservatives don't really go in for that.

Anthony Cumia is a nigger hating gun toting wop conservative and he's one of the wittiest motherfuckers alive. Name ONE funny liberal comedian

Same reason there are no liberal comedians

Dude, you should have your own late night talk show.

Give me a name nigger

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This TBQH fampai

norm macdonald

>I'ma start screamin'

there are plenty of them you just can't be openly conservative and work in hollywood

because making jokes about liberals is hate speech

who is this delightful looking cumbucket

Ava Dalush

kek

>a secret conspiracy to keep conservative comedians down
or maybe they're just shit?

She looks like she good whip up a great grilled cheese for her son and I when I come over to his house

> norm
> liberal

Are you old enough to see what he did to the clintons?

Pandering to the lowest common denominator.

thanks this thread fucking sucks

>ywn read books about isis with ava
why even live?

he voted for trudeau, drumpftard

It's a mix of both. Progressives are by nature far more likely to go into entertainment than conservatives, but it's also very frowned upon to be a conservative in Hollywood.

Is she redpilled

because their irrational, ankle-deep policies fail to hold water, to the point that poking fun at conservative orthodoxy risks exposing the sham

>liberal economic policies are bad for the non-rich
>privatization is in the public interest
>deregulation is in the public interest
>trickle down economics provides for the public good
>we've invaded Iraq and Afghanistan to win the hearts and minds of those poor oppressed people
>every conservative has a devout family and a strong personal relationship with jesus, which they dubiously parade for the camera when necessary
>we need to let the states handle healthcare/education/voting rights law/environmental policy (but then make sure that they're underfunded at the state level so we can sell people on privatizing their social net and civil protections)
you get the idea

Hey since when does she know how to read?

Norm Macdonald, also hes funnier than 99% of every single jew sponsored liberal comic on the planet.

Also most conservative comedians don't advertise their politics.

>Also most conservative comedians don't advertise their politics.
This is the largest factor. They know better than to put themselves through the firestorm

liberal

she's so weird. latina looks with a slaggy britbong voice.

She's so fucking cute that i can't bring myself to watch one of her videos in fear of ruining the Magic. I've such a real crush on her...

what's her name boy

Scroll up

she knows the power of BBC, that's as red pilled as you can get

>ava will never make ice cream for you
why even continue?

Nobody's mentioned Dennis Miller?

He's funny on occasion.

wish i were dead

>it's also very frowned upon to be a conservative
Do you think they need a safe space or something?

Too bad Trump's not conservative :^)

considering fapping to her

are hers natural?

That occasion being 1988.

Ava Dalush

Stop, i can't take this anymore!

Hollywood and the media in general have a huge bias against conservatives, which generally prevents them from being successful in a career like comedy.

it's not a secret

I want to marry her and have a lot of children, I don't care about her past or her BBC ingesting habit

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because conservaties don't constantly need to reassure themselves with laughter

Not a single one of them are funny

because comedy is truth and conservatism is a lie

t. shareblue

This. This is it.

Why does it matter?

>mfw i will never have intellectual slag gf

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so adam sandler and his shitty friends' money laundering schemes being unpopular schlock is all a conspiracy by a democratic party marketing company?

She looks more italian or spanish than british... Why is that?

>Hollywood and the media in general have a huge bias against conservatives
Maybe stop fucking up the economy and waging war on the poor then and maybe in a few decades, people respect you as non-monster people again.

Alex Jones is pretty funny.

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because kissing up to authority and harassing minority groups doesn't constitute as humor.

because they're cringy and no one likes them

she's part Mexican apparently

What the fuck is wrong with her face?

No sweetie, it's beacuse liberals can't take a joke their entire lives.

...

Liberals seem fine doing that, though.

>BARLGGHHHH FAKE NEWS YOU LIBKEK SHILL REEEEEEE WE ARE FUNNY ITS JUST THAT NIGNOGS ARE SUBHUMAN MONSTERS HAR HAR! PLEASE LAUGH!! YOU ARE PAID BY SOROS TO BOO REEEEEE SHILL SHILL SHILL

I agree, the last 8 years of liberal comedians sucking Obama's authoritarian cock while constantly dumping on white people wasn't funny at all and fueled Trump's victory and his 2020 victory and then some.

Fuck you for making me laugh at that

Case in point.

she looks like Tatiana Maslany

>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER KIKES BELONG IN THE OVEN HEIL HITLER! HAHAHA! I'M SAM HYDE AND I WANT TO KILL YOU ALL FOR BEING LIBERAL!

*confused stares and murmuring from the audience*

>LOL FUCKING LIBTARDS ARE SO EASY TO TRIGGER! W-WHAT? WHY IS MY SHOW CANCELLED!?! THIS IS SO UNFAIR! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! IT'S A CONSPIRACY!

Is it, dare I say, a white genocide?

But we won the meme war with jokes, friend :) You still seem to be suffering from PTSD. Get that checked out by Venezuela's leftist meme veteran's office.

>Moshe Kasher is funny and Problematic got a time slot based on it's merits
>cutting MDE despite number similar to T&E's first season was a reasonable move
It's obvious that the first goal of media is to spread opinion. Even before making money.

>IT WAS BUZZFEEED BUZZZFEEEEDDDDDD REEEEEE HOSE JEWS!

There are. They just get blacklisted.

Is this part of your stand-up routine? It's boring, lad.

Because most "comedians" are fundamentally broken people; the emotional refuse of society who are unable or unwilling to make a living for themselves.

Rarely are these people genuinely funny. Comedy in its current state is essentially a form of ironic postmodern neuroticism.