Which Sub-Saharan African country would you live for the next five years if you were forced to relocate?

Which Sub-Saharan African country would you live for the next five years if you were forced to relocate?

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South Africa, live in Cape Town

south africa of course
heard namibia and botswana aren't too bad

mauritius

0%.

Ghana

''The last deck of the titanic''
How long do you figure it'll hold out?

prolly Sudan or Kenya

Probably Angola because of the language and the fact that my uncle was there for 2 years lecturing the officials of the Angolan army, so he could give me some hints on how to survive. It's dangerous, but if you don't stray from the beaten path you should be fine.

Definitely Seychelles. If we talk purely about continental Africa, then i'd go fot Botswana or Namibia (though expecting to be in a good social position because of the inequality)

Zimbabwe so I can help build a new democracy there. :)

Honestly guys, I've heard the Seychelles are alright.

Not a lot of crime, fairly developed for what it is.

So while you guys go fight the nignogs in SA, I'd stay here.

Cape Town!

These are the best African cities to live

Namibia, for the qts.

youtu.be/QOj_NvfTLUU?t=39

Do I get to take money with me? Probably Cape Verde, because I speak the language and, though it is very poor, it is safer and less corrupt than most countries down there.

This.

Swakopmund in Namibia, it's a German town in the desert.

probs south africa bc they speak english and its most likely the coldest

any of these

Luderitz looks nice too

Kenya para mi amor
Ghana and nigeria seem alright as well

>3:18
Packing

I'd happily live in South Africa if I had a decent income. Value-for-dollar there is nuts.

Spain. (it count's right)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plazas_de_soberanía

>all the qts in this video
Is this actually representative of Namibia, or is he just in some high-end suburb full of trophy wives or something?

Seychelles of course

Sup Deragon?

he said sub-saharan africa, you dumb kiwi

Mozambique. Terra de boa gente.

>all these people choosing Seychelles
nigga there's literally less than 100 000 people there and there is nothing to do there

South Africa

This is the only sane answer

who?

We both know

Probably somewhere in East Africa. Maybe Mozambique or Tanzania.
Angola is extremely expensive tho. Mozambique is better. Alternatively there's Sao Tome and Principe.

Uganda because they make da best of da best movies

What are you implying?

Nigeria, that's where my family's from

Seychelles obvously

how do i get a nigerian bf

youtube.com/watch?v=SXPAvJPnyc0

Mauritius. I'd fit right in unfortunately.

Prob Ivory Coast

Can you grow yams?

Seychelles or

no :o

True. Gas is cheaper than water there, but expats are above those perils

South Africa (outside of urban areas) > Namibia > Botswana (as long as you keep your dick in your pants) > Ghana >>>>>>>>>> The rest

Namibia, similar level to Botswana but less AIDS.

Kino

I've heard that Namibians are more friendly than Botswanans, apparently people in Botswana are shy

Ghana. There's a huge Korean community there.

Do the Korean qts get BLACKED

Zanzibar

Orania, SA or Windhoek Namibia

>apparently people in Botswana are shy
That's kawaii as fuck

Swakopmund, Namibia or Cape Town, ZA

Stellenbosch, South Africa. Nice architecture, nice weather, vinyards, nature.

I would kill myself

Turkey

i realized how little i know about africa compared to rest of the world. can you guys share some intel ?

Wikipedia

no, you are not worthy of mother africa

You and your family need to go back.

Pardon me didn't realized i was on the wrong board to talk about different cultures and the parts of the world

You asked for intel on an entire continent senpai

>finnish girl
lmao

Deep Madagascar.. for a documentary that I saw, and it's very beautiful there, far

from everything in valleys

read about Ottoman relations with Africa. You did own Egypt for some and and other parts south of Egypt on the consent.

>Johannesburg

Good luck if you're white.

Comoros or Zanzibar

where is dakar

Probably one of the French-speaking parts. Ivory Coast seems pretty cool.

Seychelles

It's actually OK in some of the surrounding suburbs, particularly in the north, but it isn't going to last. Violent crime is obviously a significant problem though - private security is essential.

Namibia

Mozambique. It has great natural beauty.

Or Rwanda because they will become the Singapore of Africa in the future.

South Africa. Some rich, gated enclave if possible.

Probably Namibia, it's relatively developed with comparatively low crime, the scenery is beautiful, and they still have a German speaking community dating back to colonial times.

Senegal

Somalia #YOLO

Chad so I can finally rejoin my people

Equatorial Guinea is the only country there that speak spanish and is wealthy, Obiang find oil there

Liberia to expand our palm oil business there.

When it comes to Africa, here is my advice

Go to the places with the most easily obtainable natural ressources (gold, iron, nickel, uranium etc...).
Chances are, these places are the most corrupt and therefore the places where you can enter the inner circles of the country the easiest
From there you can get in touch with the local white/non-black diaspora who holds the strings,
I know for a fact they can always use more hands to control more strings
hands they can trust

From what I know DR Congo is the best for that, especially if you speak French.

Rwanda, it's supposed to be one of the best countries rn.
thank you based Kagame

>Remove Apartheid
>Need private security because the animals are loose now

>Malabo
You know zilch about Equatorial Guinea do you? It's African North Korea II (I being Eritrea)

Like most others, Botswana, Rwanda, or Namibia. The meme islands don't count.

What's the worst African city to live in?

probs kenya

>What's the worst African city to live in?

Stockholm.

Cape Verde.
Not archipelago - Namibia and Botswana

Kenya