/hoc/

Well, shit.

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>rags

don't keep us waiting

>Yotes won
>Sens won
>Habs won

But of course, the day has to be ruined by the Coilers not winning.

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Google how to stop sweating

Laughing SO HARD at the Minnesota Wilds

There's nothing wrong with sweating lad.

Just improve your diet, excercise more and use a sauna

requesting some sad / depressed canes reaction images

>Xeattle #32s
>Starcucks sponsoring instead of TH or DD
>probably some gay hipster microbrew "official beer" lmao
>will steal Le Fish On Ice meme
>Macklemore
>Nintendrones
>sawcker fans
>patchy beards and thick-rimmed glasses
>pube-like patchy beards in postseason
>""""""""""hockey's loudest fans""""""""""
>unironic scarves + t-shirts to games
>unironic facepaint
>will give themselves a horribly cringey """Fan Zone Nickname"""
>reddit's new favorite team
>45 "Hockey Is For Everyone" nights
>will still somehow be better than the Canucks
>will show up for the first 2 years until the Seattle NBA team is announced
>will stop attending hockey
>confetti and streamers for first home win
>"I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
>mapleniggers will still claim sunbelters are the worst in the league
B R A V O G A R Y

CRINGE

There's nothing wrong Seattle.

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excuse me shitlord, it's Xeattle

yes, the Seattle Cringe

>living in the PNW

It's beautiful.

>ocean
>mountains
>trees

Feels good.

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>before
>after

the pens will threepeat and defeat the golden knights in 7 games and at the end murray will lay the smackdown on fleury wwe raw style

go stors

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google how to stop the panthers

Seattle Sirens will be the team name heard it here first unless you heard it in the last thread where i said you heard it there first.

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Seems like >my team is done for this season.
Who do I bandwagon for the playoffs?

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EXCELLENT post.

Tampa Bay.

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DAS BROONS

I'm going to sleep, you heard it here first.

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I will never root for a team that plays and supports Brad "how many people can I hospitalize today" Marchand.

you don't sleep and you're just mad he isnt on your team

When your legs don't work like they used to before
And I can't spring you with an outlet pass
Will your stick still remember the taste of my puck
Will your eyes still smile from your mirrored visor
And darling I will be passing to you 'til we're 70
And baby my shot could still be as hard as 23 (km/h)
And I'm thinking 'bout how people play hockey n mysterious ways
Maybe just the touch of a coach
Oh me I fall at the blue line with you every single day
And I just wanna tell you I am playing hockey
So honey now
Take me into your loving hockey bench
Pass the water me under the light of a thousand watts
Place yourself on my beating bench
I'm thinking out loud
Maybe we found hockey right where we are

oh shut up already. its like the same 2 retards [kippers & poem boy] are the only people lurking in /hoc/ threads... EVER

>you're just mad he isnt on your team
I don't want him on any team. I want him ejected from the league.

Kippers is my girlfriend fuck you sunbelt retard you don't know shit about hockey

of course you do, because he scores against your team and you lose. goodnight.

google how to use the deep web
torsearch contract killers in vancouver, bc

Delete your account.

yup confirmed as same 2 retards. now i know why i dont waste my time in Sup Forums

Nah, I'm here, too.
I'm just quiet because I'm sad, because >my team lost again.

imagine being this taint tickled that >your team routinely gets dunked on by the sunbelt

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Might just go with your own Stors, actually.

this is a good choice

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Two Ontario boys go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside
Two Good Ontario boys go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside

Guess who's back, back again
Puck is back, tell a friend

I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to talk hockey no more
They want tripfags, I'm chopped liver
Well if you want to flagpost, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of hockey terms mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jump start my heart quicker
Then a shot when Ovi at the top circle
By the russian when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the red while he's operating "Hey"
You waited this long to stop frogposting
'Cause I'm back, I'm on the >rags and ovulating
I know you got a job Ms. Cherry
But your husband's xenophobia problem is complicating
So the N/H/L won't let me be or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on the most recent olypmic winter games
But it feels so empty without me
So come on and dip, bum on your lips
Fuck that, puck on your ice and some on your ice
And get ready 'cause this shit is about to get heavy
I just settled all my debts, fuck you grease

>1993

Not my team, you underage faggot animegay

Where do you think you are?

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Thread dedicated to ice hockey in a sports imageboard.
Where do you think you are?

This. Live by the sword die by the sword. Have some honor.

S E E T H I N G

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>8 shots on goal
>0 goals
Bust?

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good morning lads

its still Sup Forums. and i'm this guy.

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BAD morning.

agreed

rip dirty talking stephen hawking

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PARTY OILERS IN THE HOUUUUSSE TONIIIIIIGGHT

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>82213741

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>mad
>at pixels on da gombuder

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wtf is that thing on the right?

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a poo peelander

Their right or our right?

it's pregnant, yea?

>performs a body check chin first

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>laine 0+1
uhh.. what's going on guys? I was told he was elite. Laine is a bust, isn't he?

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How many points did Aho or Pulju get last night?

Aho got a goal and an assist.

kek, I just applied for a job in the u.s. for shits and giggles

They need your Greek skills and knowledge. USA is running low on intelligent people

>implying I would go if they hire me

I know we are just passing from this earth, but I don't want to die violently or in neglect.

Pays debts stavros

Kris Tselios was a Greek and not a kanadian, ok? Got it? Get it? Good.

this

also, Valimakis

*scores*

Captain is in the house

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Chris Chelios was american, dumb finn.

He was Greek

>team stops trying in the 3rd period
>blows a massive lead
>pretty much blows their playoff chances
>try to watch an interview with one of our hardest-working veteran players
>he's at a loss for words and holding back tears
I... I can't do this anymore, guys.

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Either way, why are you so obsessed with. Kanada to bring them up even with a player who has no ties to the great nation?

I'm drinking fanta forest berry and contemplating whether I should go destroy my daily dose of casuals in tf2 or wank my weenie to good ol' milfs

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>sitting in worn down building with no furnature
Is she gonna get raped?

Kara Korpston is American, I'd appreciate if you didn't post her picture.

No,she is very safe

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Stars < Leafs
Pens > rags
Sharks > Oilers
Canucks < Ducks
Devils < Knights

>obsessed
That's probably the first comment about Kris Tselios here in months.

There's always next season

Wouldn't mind a Finnish gf

Anyone here got a sister?

Never said you were obsessed with him. You had to put Kanada in your post when the guy has nothing to do with /us/

He never even played for a Canada team seeing as how Quebec are seperatists back in the 80s/90s

I done did you're sister bloody kiwi cunt

For me, its planting me seed in any finnish female I see, no matter the race or species

The Kanada part was irrelevant kek. Not everything revolves around Kanada. Get over yourself

>not everything revolves around canada
Except in your head, where we live as a country
F
R E N T
E
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...

Guys I will leave now but let me just express these facts first

Sebastian "Professor" Aho > Mitch "Manlet" Marner

Mikko Rantanen > Jack "Jew" Eichel

Mikko Koivu > Jordan "Not quite Eric" Staal

Patrik Laine > Auston "A fucking cactus" Matthews

Eeli Tolvanen > Vladimir Tarasenko

Miro Heiskanen > Rasmus Dahlin

Finland > All

This but literally all the opposite

Why is Marner the Manlet when hes bigger than Aho?

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Frostbacks BTFO

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Barkov > Kopitar > Bergeron

This but the opposite

are you feeling ok bud? you seem a bit stressed

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>>>reddit

Nope not at all lad, but thanks for thinkin of me.

>no nuutivaara
Wow

>tfw the SNES and broons will once again spoil the Panthers' late season playoff push like in 14-15
Fucking hamburger faggot had to stop being a mediocre AHLer and go into god mode for a couple dozen games

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What?