How do you say choke in your language?

How do you say choke in your language?

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either pechear, arrugar o cagarse

higuainearla

United

Se psgifier

5 maggio


;_;

Schalke

Slip

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Atlético

würgen

Pecho frio

>blaming higuain

classic

Ben Hunt

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*beats you*

Moypиньo

chocolate

OH NO NO NO NO LOOK AT OP
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

OP

Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

>OP

oops

>t.Messi dickrider

>OP yet again

Chel sea

time to stop posting for a few days

>OP

Says the messi fanboy? Yeah, I'm fine posting, thank you very much

Хopoщo пocт

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The US isn’t a spanish speaking country

can't wait for you to get banned for months of shitposting

LOS

you the same ronaldo dick riding romanian? I need to ask you a serious question. How pathetic is your life IRL? I imagine its awful. You have my pity.

>australian "soccer" experts

SEETHING RAGE

CHELSEAAAAAAA

cruzazulear/cagarla

The USA has the second largest Spanish population in the world

The are more Spanish speakers in your country than in mine

>took 12 days vacation before the match
>scores a goal and one assist
how did he do it?

TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?

by not having a 2d waifu

Lätkämaajoukkue

Cagarla

INTELLIGENT post

mira este gringo jejejej los estados unidos son mexicanos

Pechiar

La creatura

it will be soon (and this is good)

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courtois

RONALDO BTFO YET AGAIN

aesthetically pleasing

Kickt erstmal die Ösis raus, ihr Lappen

bahahahaha

ESTADOS

Amarelar (yellowing)
Pipocar (be popcorning)
Peidar (farting)

Where does this rank among Messi's UCL performances?

Not that high
Any other decent goalkeeper and he'd maybe have an assist and no goals

Two Zamoras and a Golden Glove; a lot of keepers look like shit against Messi

imagine being the romanian ronaldo cuck and the OP of this thread

> 2 goals

the penaldo dickrider has many proxies. his leaf one's the most irritating.

He literally got nutmegged twice. Could have kept 38 PL clean sheets for Chelshit last season and it wouldn't be relevant to that.

the one against city 3 years ago was imo his best, he clowned those fools and didn't even have to score

Yeah because Cech and Buffon never got nutmegged

#6 after all 3 UCL finals (even the one when he didn't score), Real Madrid semifinal at El Bernabeu, that time he scored like 5 against a German team, that time he scored 4 against Arsenal

What about the game vs Bayern in 2015?

The USA is a massive country retard. We have the most English speakers. We have the highest populations of white, black and Jewish people too out of any country

el americANO

Doesn't matter, the point still stands. Now go mow a lawn, Pedro.

Ronaldo

la abominacion

Come to America and see how far you make it speaking just Spanish.

Lol. I've met people who have lived here for 30+ years and they still speak barely passable English. If you think you can't make it "far" just by speaking Spanish, you probably haven't been to NYC or Los Angeles.

Okay. I'm sure your lefty morons will be happy to keep me comfy in those safe spaces I keep hearing about.

>being OP

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I live in NJ and the only people who don't speak English are laborers and work at bodegas in the ghetto. What a life

Hazard

where are your mental midget threads now?

I'll start counting down again once the draw happens

>9.4
>the only higher game he's had all season was a 10.0 against Real Madrid
>mental midget

here's your (you), faggot

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I went to Miami when I was 9 and never said an english word outside of the airport.

Sorry, I started on a new job today and I can’t afford to spend every moment of everyday shitposting in Sup Forums against Messi like this proxyfag does.

APOLOGIZE

it was bad yeah but i still rate courtois

el goblino

Probably should have put that in your constitution

la abominacion de las amazonas

Chelsea

El arcángel de los mixtos...

OH NO NO NO NONO NO NON ONO NKOGTN KCFGON CNKCVBJNCFGNBJHDNRGHIDMNBCJHJHRYIJ54EUH6Y43Y874387S RIJFXFGFGDRTEXFJFGXUICGFTRA4YH5YSEYGXDFGBXDHRTESGRTRTEG45SEY BET ERGV5SN AGSERTY

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La calamidad......

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El Behemot infinito...

In Uruguay we have literslly made Messi a verb used solely for choking or shitting yourself at the end.

Lo esperpento del averno

emu

lol fuck OFF ROMANIANAINAIN LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

el pombero del norte

>the small town of (You)

la mala luz...

you know the memes about americans in spanish makes me feel sad

that's why you need international sports

to handle international banter