Guys, what if they actually manage to pull it off? What if their socialist uprising really does happen? I'm scared

Guys, what if they actually manage to pull it off? What if their socialist uprising really does happen? I'm scared.

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1. """workers""" begin their revolution
2. Wealth and highly skilled individuals escapes
3. A political elite takes over
4. Trade and jobs formerly handled by private enterprise are lost and not replaced
4. Price and market control leads to shortages
5. Redistribution begins to favor individuals based on their importance to the state. (Some are more equal than others)
6. People lose faith in the socialist state
7. Collapse

No, I'm not scared. I have the resources to flee from that shit if it ever comes around to Scandinavia.

>facist
lol they can't even spell

Cuckoldry still isn't the most searched for porn theme, so it's clear that Socialism's time has not yet arrived.

The angry socialists who overthrew the tsarist regime in Russia isn't exactly the same as the Western 2016 version.

GAY

>socialist uprising really does happen
kek

>what happens
Some numales get beat up by the cops and jailed.

That's it

>lebbit's socialism board
There is not a single person on that site between the weight of 110 lbs and 300 lbs. I'm not worried

Their banner is ridiculous. In reality, modern day liberals hate the working class.

>What if their socialist uprising really does happen?

>how to take a screenshot

lol

why? don't you own a few guns?

every one of these is a weedy nerd like this
they would shit themselves and cry at the first sight of any kind of conflict, most of these are kids that just use it as a power fantasy.

>tfw "white trash neet", lowest of the low
>tfw i will only stand to benefit from a socialist revolution

NEETS OF Sup Forums, UNITE!

pol, if this for some reason (cue whosthatpokemon.mkv) where should we escape?
England?

I guess Sup Forums has more in common with ISIS then it likes to admit.

oh I think we can take em , libtards will loose this one.

I'm surprised you don't, muslims are extremely reactionary, they'd fit right in with Sup Forums's beliefs.

>far-right
It's like these people think only socialists can value social, cultural, sexual (etc) freedom. Are they just completely unaware of what Libertarianism is?

Tbh i wouldnt mind

To die while fighting and killing commies would be glorious.

It won't be organized on reddit, I can tell you that much. Some LARPing milennials on a widely known site will never be the vanguard of a revolution. Smart communists (insofar as that's possible) don't even organize online for anything serious.

r/socialism is the true anti-Sup Forums. Keep an eye on that wicked cuckshow.

At least the /leftypol/ fags agree with us on many things.

The left actually came up with the term libertarianism so yes, but not in the way you would describe it.

>butthurt about Breivik
l e l

No, you will be the first to die. Socialism is inescapably linked to white genocide these days.

NEET here but I am an anarchist.

No they came up with left-libertarianism.

Guess which one is the shitlord and which one is the cuck.

No it's not, not in Australia anyway. This is the flag of the Communist Party of Australia(ML), i'm sure you recognise it.

Not in America. When it comes to Commies, we're similar to inter-war Germany.

Yes, there are a lot of city dwelling/college Socialists, but an advantage we do have is a shit ton of war vets who swing predominantly conservative. The far leftists are scared shitless of violence and guns.

It would be the Frei Korps vs Rosa Luxemborg all over again, probably even less resisitance since the Spartacus League actually had some willing to fight back.

Are you completely broke?
Just stay in that socialist state, you might actually do better
Are you a capable person and hopes to earn big?
First flight outta there!

This isn't 1920. Anarchists and commies used to be hardcore and would bomb your shit. Now they're mainly a bunch of limpwristed college kids.

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The countries that had communist revolutions were underdeveloped shitholes with extremely corrupt governments and widespread starvation.

Most westerners live comfortable lives and aren't willing to take up arms because some fedora wearing pimple covered teen communist wants it.

None of the socialists here are armed. I am. I'm not worried.

Amen, brother.

>being scared of these limp-wristed panty wastes
the fuck is wrong with you? If these groups even tried a violent revolution they'd be put down hard and fast. They are a fractional minority group of mostly college aged retards with no combat training.

Then it gives us a good excuse.

>6% of the subscribers on /r/socialism are female
I'm genuinely shocked. I always got a feminine vibe from them. I'm not memeing to be le funneh, gib me (You)s either.

Why are you even reading leddit?

I'm a socialist and I own two firearms.

A shame the rest of them are scared shitless by baby murdering machines and wouldn't even touch one.

Why would we dislike reactionaries from any other countries, hell I'll support the most hardcore Zionist if they're in Israel (provided they take their leftist diaspora back)

>the russian revolution
Yes, that one thing when almost every smart person left Russia or was expelled, and the remaining ones were put in jail-like institutions to produce technic and armaments. Truly the dream of every intellectual.

The problem is - USSR was able to fill that niche for decades.

>Mobilize the antifa.

>We need uncle Joe.
(Joe = Joseph Stalin)

>Can we not bring Uncle Kalashnikov too?

They are literally threatining violence against conservatives, Republicans and Trump voters. Can somebody show this to r/the_donald and r/conservative?

reddit.com/r/socialism/comments/4u0om3/trump_is_definitely_facist/d5lwkxg

These people who you conflate with socialists are really just neoliberals who've bought into the entire egalitarian identity politics thing. If they were socialists, they would realise that everyone should be able to freely own firearms and weapons.

I own 9. Guess you're out gunned buddy.

Nice, whatcha got?

This really made me think.

"socialists" who have never actually worked. These people are high functioning retards.

>We need uncle joe
its like they want to die

>how to spot a new fag
Wow. It's almost like an unbalanced society where women have a legal and social upper hand, they don't need to clamor for free shit. As one gender all you have to do is flash your twat on twitter, the other needs to make monehs and lift and have friends and partake in degeneracy. Women need feminism but don't need socialism? Grils r reel sexis'

NEET as a political statement. Drain and dismantle the system. More respectable than people on disability or public pensions imo

>Thinks the disease of the SJW's mental illness hasn't reached Aus yet

I thought everyone knew this already. Islam has some good ideas but it's far too restrictive (designed for sub-90 IQ sandniggers) and most importantly it's full of brown people.

>Uncle Zhukov
I'm willing to be my bourgeois ass they can't even name the strategy he developed

>A bunch of nu-males who are afraid of guns take to the streets and start attacking police and government workers
>All of them get lit up by police
>World is a better place
Let it happen

It has, but it has nothing to do with socialists or communists.

Remember that no one hates a so-called "fascist" more than a Marxist.

lol, these people aren't socialists, just shoplifters who don't want to pay for luxury goods.

Underrated

Yeah, dudes

It's like totally going to work THIS time, because we're so much smarter

They want a socialist revolution, but they already have:

> Public healthcare
> Heavily mandated labor laws and required benefits
> High federal taxes
> Federal regulation and oversight for inter and intra-state commerce
> Highly centralized powers and legislative control holding dominion over state laws
> U.S. Constitution & Bill of Rights
> Anti-discrimination laws & regulations
> Federal roads and infrastructure
> Extreme concentration of militaristic power and armaments at the federal level
> Highly federalized law enforcement and intelligence agencies
> Any state which does not abide by this faces severe repercussion and economic suicide
> Inability for states to secede under federal mandate
> Clearly already socialist-influenced country

"What do we want?"
"More government control!"
"When do we want it?!"
"When we take over the evil government!"

Shooting yourself in the foot, showing your real aspirations are totalitarianism, which is absolutely counterproductive. They talk about not being able to trust their leaders, but they want them to have more power? And on top of that they don't believe the democratic process of selecting their leaders is proper? The same people that post shit on facebook of government overreach, police brutality and militarization, and how we're all government pawns?

So much irony it hurts.

You could just about count THAT type of socialist on your hands and feet these days.

lurk moar summerfag

STOP USING OUR SLOGANS FOR YOUR MARXIST AGENDA

PTMREEEEEEEEEE

Two dozen of pic related would destroy the entire reddit army divisions.

Nope, you can't get a revolution like that in a country like the USA. You need some place with REAL poverty like 1917 Russia or modern day India.

>bring uncle Zhukov

(((Zhukov))) encouraged massrapes of German women and killing German POWs.

Ruger 77/22 synthetic with stainless 16 inch barrel (daughters)
Cz .22 452 synthetic with matte chrome 20 inch
22 magnum (fathers)
22 hornet
Rem 700 ps 223 26 inch
Rem 700 ps 308 26 inch
Winchester lever 30-30
Some German side by side shotgun 12 Guage (granfathers)
Rem 700 416 weatherby

You?

The more you rely on hightech, centralized industry and import, the more fucked will you be if shit hits the fan. Coastal areas will turn into postapocalypse shit almost immediately.

>not wanting prime aryan poontang
But yeah, the guy was cruel but effective.

> implying that scientists consider themselves in the same social class or as poor as peasants

>The people that want to ban guns and are too imasculated to threaten anyone, are gonna take over the country

>intentionally misspelling the word terrorist

Why do people associate liberalism with communism?

>implying that socialism is favored by working-class people or STEM majors, and not upper/middle-class college kids who've never worked a day in their lives

Because the people who identified with liberalism, at least in America, wasn't edgy/counterculture enough and decided to go full Marxist.

Kekd at your tabs 7/10

I bet they don't even work

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this, population size and lack of sustainability will fuck us up

t. miamifag with no innaswamp capabilities

>Guys, what if they actually manage to pull it off?
Isn't that step one?

>We are socialists, we are enemies of today’s capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions. -Adolf Hitler

>appropriation of gay/drag slang

aww shit, I'm a miami fag too.

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY ARE THEIR NO QTS WHO WILL LET ME SEIZE THEIR MEANS OF (RE)PRODUCTION

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>2016 socialist
I have more respect for the socialists of the early 20s century because they actually were willing to fight and die for what they believed, they actually were patriotic to some extent, but these days the socialists are a bunch of pussied who either work in white collar jobs (and there aren't many if them) or simply get some joke degrees and spend half of their time protesting in the most retarded ways while making themselves look like clowns.

Early 20th century socialists also lived in a time when socialism was a viable option, not yet discredited with frequent economic failures throughout history, and when workers had fewer rights and social mobility.

They went Full Stalin the Trump=fascist thread:

They'll be stomped out like the worthless cockroaches they are.
The reason why early communist revolutions worked is because communists garnered support from WORKERS. Notice how your average Bernie faggot doesn't even have a job, and the ones that do work in fast food. These aren't the miners and steel workers of back then. These are the lazy faggots who sit around on their iPhones and Macbooks all day browsing Plebbit and fantasizing about their magical socialist pixie land. These are the people who are physically BOTHERED by firearms, and they expect to pick one up and launch a revolution?

They are completely delusional. They compare themselves to the old revolutionaries the early 20th century, yet they do not have the strength nor the will to actually do anything. Even worse is that the Soviets would have shot them, as they are the Bourgeoisie. Expensive technologies, advanced education, they are products of consumerism yet they act as if they are the hard-working poor.

It is stupid to "worry" about a socialist revolution, especially from the likes of these blind fools. You're better off worrying about being impaled by the horn of a Unicorn.

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I got told by some people that america is going to experience a cultural wildfire.
It happened
ron paul was right

>accuses Sup Forums of being a right-wing circle jerk
>on a left-wing circle jerk

topkek

Indeed. America is going to fasc out, as people are becoming more aware of the failures of liberalism.