Why does no one rate muller? His record is better than fags like Neymar and actually turns up in big games...

Why does no one rate muller? His record is better than fags like Neymar and actually turns up in big games. Is it because he's not flashy?

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because his face is too german

You watch the game, you don't see muller. You watch Muller, you see the whole game.

whoa....

he is a rebound babby

The second thing is redundant. If there's no hope then its obvious there's no hope for a miracle

Dude.....

holy shit, like if you're reading this in 2018

> Die Frage kommt von RTL, oder?
Based Müller

Truly profound

really made me think

Watch him play. He's average (within the elite level).

worst top 3 player in the world

because you need 200 IQ to rate him

very nice post my friend

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He plays in the German league

>le peak with 21 bavarian man

not black or marketable enough

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Based

he's not just "not flashy", he looks like doesn't belong at this level until the moment he scores or assists

>best goal you'll ever see

come on now, it's kind of shitty for an overhead kick

>Why does no one rate muller?
maybe it's something related to the fact that he never played outside a system of some of the best players on earth

He doesn't always show up on big games.

When he does (fairly often), everybody is always a little surprised so they praise him.

When Messi, Ronaldo, or Neymar don't show up, everybody shits on them. When Muller doesn't show up we're al like "meh, maybe Robben or Lewandowski could have done better"

His achievement with Germany are impressive though

Literally The german and non manlet pedro

Like Messi or Ronaldo (R9)?

the quintessential muller goal, perfect positioning, perfectly awkward

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To add more. He olny had one goal in more than half a season last year. Yet nobody gave a fuck outside hardcore Bayern fans.

Imagine if Neymar or Messi had stats like that

That is partially true, but remember Mueller plays in an elite national team and CR9 and Messi has had to carry to their teams to get where they are

I swear Muller has two left feet lmao

>Implying Messi actually carried Argentina

This is true, although I would play Müller every game if I was the manager. Hes so important even if he doesnt assist/score

>Implying he didn't carry them to the finals in 2014
>Implying he didn't carry them so they could actually fucking qualify for the 2018 world cup

hes a boring player and bayern are an extremely boring club

7/10

dem trips

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t. hopsin

Pretty sure even Germans don't rate him on the national team these days

Oh yeah that goal against Iran

It's not just about goals with messi. There's a reason he is the player with the most assist in La Liga in history. You should know this Pedro

Müller isn't really comparable to our other players. His individual quality is less than that of TSU >Messi or even Reus, but he appears out of nowhere when noone expects him, does some shit move and suddenly we are in the lead.

If Müller doesnt play and the NT loses, Löw would get lots of shit for it. Germans love the man.

Because all the losers can't into Raumdeutery.

but stils hevvier than fevvers

both defenders just give up lol

As long as he is fit Löw is going to play Müller, no exceptions.

it was during the last minute in overtime and most players were exhausted as fuck

errytime

god damn

!!!

stale pasta

>CR9
What did you just write senpai

You're the coach of a big team. Would you select these players rather than Müller:

>Bale?
>Gabriel Jesus?
>Benzema?
>Salah?
>Mbappé?

i rate him as a human bean

>>Bale?
Probably
>>Gabriel Jesus?
No
>>Benzema?
No
>>Salah?
No
>>Mbappé?
No

Because he plays for buyern in buyernwinslol

That's racist desu

yes to Bale and Salah but they wouldn't compete for the same position so it doesn't matter really

Mullah

You'd take Bale, who I've heard literally nothing about since he went to Spain, over Salah, who's top scorer of the PL playing at left wing? Huh

>Bale, who I've heard literally nothing about since he went to Spain
Like the goal he scored in a Champions League final?

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THIS.

sublime post.

Excellent digits

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Le drunken monkey style

i dont get it

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So likeable
And goals are not the only relevant stat in fooball, jesus christ i sometimes think this board doesnt watch the games ever
Anyway i rate muller, i think hes a system kid, but a perfect one, very adaptable, and i think any coach would be very happy with aguy like that

German players are not marketable. That's like football history 101.

i don understand desu. we dindu nuffin. we are good boys

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not in a bad way. german players have just never been that interesting, they have no particular appeal

>0 goals in 8ths, 0 in 4ths, 0 in semis, 0 in final
>carried

I guess germany doesn't have enough dabbing niggers

>le be shit but also elite at the same time man

>le be elite but plebs think you're shit man
ftfy

This is Xavi quote and you have replace Muller for Scholes. You ain't fooling me,

dfgd

trips of truth

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he is one of the most marketable footballers in the world
what are you on about?

yet

>CR9
oh god... your heart bleeds catalon too?