AZ: No pay cut, Cardinals release Tyrann Mathieu
BAL: Ravens continue receiver revamp, cut Maclin
FA: Seahawks are TE Seferian-Jenkins' first visit
CAR: Panthers bring back ageless DE Julius Peppers
FA: Jordy Nelson to visit Seahawks and Saints
FA: Longtime Raiders K Janikowski visits Chargers
NYG: Giants poach LT Nate Solder from New England
TB: Bucs pluck NT Beau Allen away from Eagles
TEN: Titans keep RG Josh Kline for 4 years, $26M
CLE: Joe Thomas decision is 'right around corner'
PHI: Eagles keep WLB Bradham on 5-year, $40M deal
CHI: Bears bring aboard Chase Daniel as No. 2 QB
/nfl/ general - QUESTIONABLE CATCHPHRASES edition
Robert Murphy
Aaron Kelly
FIRST for BUT WHO OWNS THE PANTHERS
Noah Long
first for eternal suffering
Carter Lee
Henry Taylor
McKinnon really stepped up last season, kinda sucks to see him go.
Hunter Moore
Loins should grab Mathieu desu
Hudson Lewis
Nth for Green Bay super bowl
Grayson Morgan
NFL losts millions on profit for Super Bowl Memorabilia as no one wants Eagles gear
Luis Collins
Too little too late. Two years ago was his time to shine and he couldn’t perform when he WAS the first RB.
Jace Robinson
Joe Thomas is retiring.
Angel Gray
>hey Kirk, come to Cleveland
>haHAA btw im retiring
Joe Thomas is a real piece of shit honestly
Zachary Murphy
Maybe he retired because Kirk didn’t come
Joshua Morris
>shit defense
>mediocre offense aside from godgers
One and done again, assuming Minn doesn't break Rodgers again
Noah Williams
>Play for 10 years and never get hurt
>Get hurt once
>Retire
Sad that it ended this way for Joe.
Jose Sanders
la future hall of famera
Nolan Cooper
He's coming home.
Gabriel Cook
The Bufallo Bills will be your 2020 superbowl champions.
Screen cap this post
William Cruz
What the fuck suggests he'll be successful. He's a manlet without the brains of Brees or the legs of Wilson
I hope the Jets take him so I'll get a front row seat to his self-destruction.
Jonathan Parker
@AdamSchefter
Browns announced that the great OT Joe Thomas is retiring.
Thomas played with 20 - 20! - different QBs during his time in Cleveland.
Ryan Robinson
Hey, starving African children need Pats gear too
Elijah Phillips
*gets injured once*
Nathaniel Morales
Am I retarded for wanting Tyrann Mathieu on the chargers?
Justin Clark
nah they went with high quality coordinators, and have tons of draft capital, as well as a big cap next year. Literally fixed their problems
Asher Smith
why are his teeth so tiny
Evan Stewart
>Joe Thomas is retiring
And to think people called me stupid for saying the Browns need to focus on OL this class. I still hold that they would be better off grabbing a cerebral project QB to play next year from the later rounds than waste money on a pick like Allen or Rosen that they'll just send to a early death.
Jason Wilson
So is there a tackle the Browns can get in the draft?
John Stewart
>mfw I still have an Eagles' Maclin jersey
Austin Nelson
He only allowed 30 sacks in his career
Benjamin Mitchell
wouldn't be the Chargers without injuries every week
Gavin Hall
They'd be stupid not to take elite talent Orlando "Brown"
Liam Flores
I'm just wondering what makes him see like a blatant bust. Your subjective opinions?
Grayson Gutierrez
wow
where is that user who said a couple hours ago that JT would retire
let me now down to your insight until I drink myself to fucking oblivion
could a trade up for McGlinchey be done with those mid round picks?
Carson Evans
Press F to pay respects
Isaac Green
>1.5 per QB
Cooper Russell
11 seasons with the browns is like 50 season of pain, heartbreak, and injuries with any other team user
Brody Lewis
F
Tyler Nguyen
>le can throw hard but moron QB
yeah he'll be injured and out of the NFL in 5 years
Joshua Long
bow down*
Easton Johnson
>Literally fixed their problems
>head coach is still Mike McCarthy
no
Luke Flores
>18-1
Already a shitton of that. Hell ive even seen some here lol
David Hernandez
I like to imagine the ones he didnt particularly like got two
Jose Cruz
sign him for league minimum
Julian Miller
F
Asher Evans
F
Inb4 retardtriots fans who think this will somehow enable him to play for Belichick for free
Luke Perry
>there are people on this website who live in the countries that receive the losing team's apparel
woah i didnt think you had internet
Chase Perry
F
Juan Young
Because the college stat monsters that lack the elite NFL tools always bust.
Carson Mitchell
>"After you caught an int from Mahomes the camera picked up you asking him to wright his phone number on it and kiss it, why?"
Cameron Allen
now he can play for Belichick for free
Jace Moore
Yeah that Jerry Rice sure was shit
Leo Green
F
Jason Fisher
>wright
Nathaniel Williams
F
Thomas Miller
#ShitSlaveOwnersSay
Samuel Wood
no that'd solve the FS problems with Tre Boston on his way out, and Honeybadger would be an upgrade. not sure they have the cap or it tho.
Getting him and a solid NT and LB in FA or the Draft will make the chargers a top 5 D easy
Xavier Carter
S
Samuel Cooper
>Hm, you tell meeeee!
Jaxon Butler
mccarthy gets way too much shit considering his team was always competitive despite terrible drafting, no fa signings, and the worst dc
Samuel Ross
>Joe Thomas retiring
Browns about to dad dick every single team in the top 10 by threatening to draft any of Barkley/QB/Nelson/Fitzpatrick
Adrian Cox
Literally who
Benjamin Lee
Why are Patriots fans saying every FA on Earth will play for them for free to chase a ring when they've lost four star players and a coach?
Nathan Evans
Another talent wasted on a bad team.
Hudson Parker
>Text from ex-NFL QB/Joe Thomas' fellow '07 Browns first-rounder Brady Quinn on his buddy's retirement: "Best player I ever played with, and somehow he’s an even better person. Loved that guy."
>loving another man
Caleb Lopez
>mccarthy gets the right amount of shit considering his team was always competitive because he relied solely upon a hof-caliber qb who is mostly injury free to carry the team
Josiah Baker
Because a majority of Pats fans are lifelong since either the second or 3rd brady ring
Nolan Cook
F
Joseph Mitchell
*slaps your ass*
Adam Wright
>Bad primetime matchups
>Nobody knows what a catch is
>Referees suck
>Too many commercials
>More people are streaming stuff online or on Netflix/Roku/etc
I'm starting to think the ratings decline has little to nothing to do with the anthem.
Jose Wood
>An undersized, warm weather Quarterback with small hands who has a big ego is projected to be a first rounder
I wonder Where I heard this before?
Christian Taylor
>"Why do you have a bottle that says Aaron Rodgers special Stuff, Love AR"
Noah Harris
Jets should pick up Matheiu
James Nguyen
El goblino del futbol gringo...
Joshua Davis
It was never about the anthem. That was the decoy to make it seem like it was out of Goodell’s hand to fix. The game having more commcercials than play time and no one knowing what the rules are is the reason
Kayden Hughes
Damn right.... The NFL of today is inferior to the days of Jerry Rice and other players from that area. #1) Niggers have dumbed the game down significantly because of their low IQs #2) The players of today are too fucking soft. "Out two weeks with a broken finger." Get your lazy ass back on the field you overpaid piece of shit....
Jack Cruz
Oh, I forgot:
>Concerns about CTE
>Millennials aren't as interested in sports
David Wright
Brody Ortiz
Jerry Rice was the best receiver ever. He would smoke these inferior niggers that play today.
Eli Ramirez
11 seasons on the Browns is like 22 seasons anywhere else.
Josiah Anderson
>Oklahoma
>warm
Brandon Sanchez
I thought the Saints were the Panthers new owner.
Luke Foster
okay tuff guy
Jordan Hall
Pats only lost 1 star player
Adrian Scott
>yfw da bears win da superb owl
Jaxon Lewis
Only because the Browns and Jets have top 5 picks. Nobody else would be that stupid
Isaiah Peterson
>Paul Hembekides @PaulHembo
>My favorite Joe Thomas stat: he never started a season 1-0
Carson White
Yeah but they also lost Amendola
Ayden Rogers
JUST fuck my franchise up senpai
Blake Moore
>Oklahoma
>Cold
Jose Martinez
If they're overpaid and soft...why don't you go play? That kind of environment sounds like a wonderland for walk ons.
Benjamin Diaz
I love it when anons role play as angry racist grandpas
Levi Gonzalez
There is no God
Goodnight sweet prince
I'll miss you, Joe
Hunter Evans
You forgot the most obvious reason:
Fucking casuals and fairweather cowtards bandwagoners just can't handle being in a world where the Eagles are elite.
Parker Jenkins
It is what it is... Reality. Today's NFL is too fucking soft.. You don't want to get hurt? Find another profession. Although, most of today's players are too dumb to finish school. The whole reason for going into the draft early.
Jack Morgan
>Too many commercials
This is a big one for me. I get that I'm not missing anything but you can at least have the commentary team give some analysis of the game or something.
Benjamin Wright
Better draft an OLine if you want Sammy Sleeves to spend more than 2 games in Arizona
Ethan Young
Football isnt played mid March user
Wyatt Ward
Niggers are inferior. That is just reality...
Adrian Foster
Oklahoma is literally one or the other on any given day. Sometimes both
Jace Peterson
welcome back to the good old days, zona.
Gavin Phillips
what is sean payton's excuse? mike tomlinson's? pete carroll's? theyve all had hall of fame talent but no where near as much success