why is it called football instead of feetball?
Why is it called football instead of feetball?
Didn't read lmao
feet are lewd
Why is it called penis and pines?
you kick the ball with one foot
Because you don't kick it with both feet at the same time. Unless you're a meme keeper from Colombia.
why is it called toothbrush and toothpaste and not teethbrush and teethpaste?
why are they pants and trousers when it's only one?
not enough legs
Why aren't socks called toesleeves?
You play on foot.
Technically Rugby is football.
I thought that's what they were called in England
Why is it a pair of pants but only one unit? Why isn’t it called a pants suit?
glove in german = Handschuh
literally hand shoe
Because back in the 19th century Britbongs were only able to kick the ball with one foot, little has changed since
Why is it called baseball and not basesball?
Why is it called basketball and not basketsball?
because americans are dumb lmao
Because it's called soccer in relevant countries
>-ies
there’s only one relevant country
Is that why you guys keep talking about russia and china?
They're called toesie woesies nice n' cosies, you pleb
>not doing a double-kick
Italy please
Guess that's where we got "handske" from. "Ske" doesn't mean shoe though. "Sko" does.
Because it is played on foot and is not a racket sport. Hence "foot"-"ball". That's also why it isn't wrong to call rugby football; same with american football