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Madonna has a British accent.

At least we don't have a Canadian accent.
They're like our Holland or something.

>tfw people from other countries tell me my accent is confusing
>tfw all other countries speak american english
>tfw we lost the colonial war to a colony

oh shit yeah i forgot
I'm english but on holiday in taiwan lol

I speak American. You limey faggots hate the letter Z, but we Americans took it in as our own.

>I zpeak American. You limey faggotz hate the letter Z, but we Americanz took it in az our own.*

Get out, fucking losers

kvalitní chleba :DD

We speak American

>implying the nickname for your country isn't named after Anglo (English)

t. Ahmed

we reserve our love for the letter U

also ZED

I SPEAK 'MURICAN

Haha faggot boys

>lol

stay in Taiwan

Not politics

>wanting to sound like a pansy

>tfw speaking with an american accent gets you no favours
>walk down the street in america
>someone asks me for the time
>"quarter past four"
>the entire street stops
>everyone offering me their daughters
>business cards being thrown at me from all directions

fuck off craig

Is 'American' supposed to be a real language in the same way 'Ebonics' is supposed to be one?

As in, trying to speak English but failing. Like the Scots.

A neutral one maybe but it hurt as a yank seeing my Texan friend get mobbed while visiting France.

It is quite funny, Nigel.

>pansy

u wot m8

Why would I want to have a British accent?

pic so obviously related

>British is a language

EU (((education)))

Reminder that American English is the way that the working classes used to talk in Britain before everyone started trying to sound like the aristocrats.

Americans are responsible for making the English language dominant in the world though

You guys sound like retards. "hippity bing bong my tractor darn workin"

French are losers

Gayy

That pic is accurate. That's exactly how you guys sound. It's why Canadians get upset when we mistake them for yanks.

Your native accent sounds like mooing, that is when it isn't the boring neutral that most of the US has.

Thanks.

new england? or whatver its called

Sure yeah, says the hoser that can't even mock us correctly, eh.

>tfw scottish
>tfw your country has a language but no one uses it because it's shit

There's no such thing as a British accent you fucking idiot.

Go to London and then go to Manchester and see how much it sounds the same.

Why does the American accent sound so cheesy and stupid?

>American English is the way that the working classes used to talk in Britain
>muh shakespeare sounded like a yank meme

Has been proven false so many times it's not funny. Literally WE WUZ but for white Americlaps.

>youtube.com/watch?v=gPlpphT7n9s

Is how the English sounded at the time of the first American colonies.

English - England.
How fucking stupid are you?

No they're not, English was the language of trade even before WW1 when the USA was still isolationist.

>not being excited by explosions, vaginas and burgers

Wew lad.

>country is called Britain
>They speak English, not "british"
Fucking europoors

yeah suuuurreee tractor boy.

Why does British accent sound so cheezy and stupid?

>Go to London

>youtube.com/watch?v=Fyd3VMoG3WM

>yfw MLE

You're shit.

>American education strikes yet again

>''bosnian"
>''croatian''
>''montenegrin''

I didn't know you spoke British

Hello

Goedendag mijn fijne heren

Yeah, fuck that chavvy accent and all that iinnit bruv shit.

The only relevent country is called England. The union of England and those other, feeble and vanquished nations, is called Britain, or more correctly, the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Norn Iron.

Your bantz are shit m8. You will never dethrone the Auscunts.

You will never have a Russian accent. Well, how is it cool? I've heard a lot that nativies like this accent.

t. Guadalupe

Free Quebec, fucking leaf

I'll admit I do like having a british accent, I'm from Cambridge so it's quite a posh one too. When I went to California people there would often comment on it and tell me they liked it, and it felt pretty good tbqh family. I don't mind when people make fun of it too :3

I speak with a London accent but sound nothing like those little pathetic wannabe gangsta retards.

Britain isn't really a country though. Its a union of two countries.

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and N. Ireland is a Sovereign state that comprises those two countries as well as Northern Ireland.

Wales is irrelevant.

I identify as English before anything else.

>American """"""accents"""""
youtube.com/watch?v=wkzx-48zCt0

Hai gais

amerifats gtfo

Hej med jer

>English accents

PORTUGUESE.
O
T
U
G
U
E
S
E

Northerners get mistaken for Aussies or Scots most of the time.

Pretty embarrassing desu.

I think every Brit in this thread will admit to exaggerating their accent when they go abroad though for the most part.

One, Ermi isn't for lewd and two, American doesn't contract and arbitrarily remove beginning and ends of whole words.

My god it's hillarious seeing americans mess up the country names. England is the only relevant part of the United Kingdom. Scotland is decent, but in terms of economics, England blows it out of the fucking water.

>>tfw speaking with an american accent gets you no favours

Are you retarded, I've got an American accent and it's great

reporting

Whoops, forgot to turn my proxy off

We cunts have a grouse lazza

Scotland is shit

ayylmao

Separatist scum

B O N J O U R
O
N
J
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U
R

Being bogan doesn't count as a language

American English

hélo

That is how you all sound to the rest of the country though.

It's why we're secretly planning to turn the M25 into a moat.

I'm from new England, and i have a British accent, what up bitch

Then he should post with the English flag m8, that there is the United Kingdom flag.

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That's like saying Brazilian Portuguese lmao

Literally lies made by English devils to keep the American man down.

>it's the Americans thinking their accent is """"""""'neutral""""""''" episode
you aren't as stupid right? you are just pretending for memes?

>Having to simplify everything is admirable

>youtube.com/watch?v=5wSw3IWRJa0

>You may only post in this thread if your country has a language named after it

but you don't speak united kingomish?

British English vs American English does exist friend, just a few differences
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_English

hi

Is it true that you literally cucked the Scots by law some time ago?

Id love to leave damnit. Fuck this place so hard

>forcey fun time
my fucking sides

Fuck MLE it is the language of scum

You on drugs son? We had this little thing called the British Empire.

Took the language to the Indian subcontinent, Africa, the americas, (no beanerland or catholic hellholes) east Asia etc.

call me a pansy ONE more time

>Calls their language "English"
>Spells it as "Litre"
>Spells it as "Colour"

>implying native Portuguese know what the fuck HUE niggers are saying most times
Next thing you'll tell me is that Mexican 'Spanish' doesn't exist.

>Select your language
>American flag next to "English"

>tfw born in Britian
>don't get British RP accent that make girls cream
>get shitty halfbreed east London accent whilst being last white man in my area
at least i ain't from Birmingham i guess