/mlb/ general - JESUS CUT ME edition

SEA: Nelson Cruz has Grade 1 strain in right quad
MIN: Eddie Rosario (triceps) played catch on Wed.
MIL: Shoulder strain confirmed for Stephen Vogt
LAA: Andrelton Simmons (shoulder) back Thursday
NYM: Swarzak (calf) throws two-inning sim game
SEA: Cano (hamstring) expected back next week
MIA: Prado (knee) won't be ready for Opening Day
NYM: Cespedes given cortisone shot for right wrist
CHC: Chatwood strikes out nine over five shutout
WAS: Scherzer fans nine in five scoreless innings
CHC: Javier Baez (hamstring) due back this week
NYM: Mets cut Tim Tebow from major league camp

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>opening day two weeks away

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>fulmer
>the absolute state of our 5th rotation spot

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Nats desu senpai

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I'm sure that when Tim Tebow is called up to the majors in September of 2020, a 35 year old, sanctimonious, noodle armed, virgin rookie strike out machine will be just the missing piece that the Mets need to finally vault them in to 4th place in the NL East.

reposting this BASED user's webm.

>MUH ALL RISE

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Someone please make a webm of all 52 home runs he hit to shut this racist fat bigot up.

For once, I'm on the fat bigot's side.

>hitting HRs against fucking bums and jubbers in garbage time

>strikes out 27 times against elite pitching in 12 games

YAKS LIFELONGS

>yaks

>hitting HRs against fucking bums and jubbers in garbage time
Don't forget about all the tiny ballparks in the AL East

You people do realize that fatshaming is bigoted?

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This. /mlb/ is a handi-accessible safe space, welcoming of all disabled including but not limited to tiny turtle hands and bedbound obesity due to gluttony.

I'm cold and there's only shitty, non televised Spring Training baseball.

Don't forget also tiny minded and mentally deranged person(s) who take an assault gun to ballgames.

>mfw we'll be average, a massive step up

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>I'm cold and there's only shitty, non televised Spring Training baseball.
Have you tried reading the LOTR trilogy or at least watching the films?

I'm a scared of the Orcs.

yep, can't forget that either. Man it would be even more fun to make fun of his meme garbage time homers if he was a lefty and was using the meme short shelf in the abomination that in the new yankees stadium(one of the top 5 worst ballparks) to get easy pop/fly HRs like the rest of the yaks lefty batters do.

God, just everything about the yaks is a piece of shit meme. They're such an unlikable garbage-tier team. If I wasn't a sox fan, i hate them way more than the cubs.

>"assault gun" LOL trip back on Feinstein.

>tiny hands
i bet i still get more rpms on my curveball with a fucked up elbow than you. bitchboy that prolly never even made the HS baseball team

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You're fat.

>I'm a scared of the Orcs.
There are Combat Your Fear of Orcs classes offered at the Minas Tirith Community and Rec Center.

You're fat.

>i bet i still get more rpms on my curveball with a fucked up elbow than you.
Is this a Reckerpost? Did you fuck up your elbow fapping to him too much?

osgiliath was an inside job

Jesus, just shut up.

>the state of the Marlins

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2nd place in the NL East. I'm calling it now. Of course, still 5-10 games under .500.

>no Lucas Giolito for the sox

I was just throwing like 60% curveballs when I was 15-17. I knew I wasn't going anywhere in baseball so i sacrificed my elbow to have fun striking out Chads that swung at pitches that started at their kneed but ended up in the dirt at that age.

For me? It's the Chief.

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82 wins is attainable.

According to the tweet the graphic comes from it's only confirmed starters.

For who? The Phillies? Nah.

Well I'll wait until Gio is confirmed then.

kc is probably going to be Duffy or Kennedy, a sad outlook considering Duffy's last game

>no Lucas Giolito for the sox
Nice "Ace" you got there.

>For who?
The Phillies
>Nah.
Yah.

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I wonder if the Lillies keep Nola as the opening day starter

You have a better choice?

So what are people's thoughts on the runner starting on base for extra innings in the minors? You think Manfred will make the majors do it too?

Yeah. I see your point.
Embrace the Tank.

Stop fucking with my beloved game.

Manfred's game now. Embrace it. 2022 will introduce the multiball feature.

Official unofficial all but confirmed list:
Orioles: ?
Red Sox: Sale
Yankees: Tanaka
Rays: Archer
Jays: Stroman
White Sox: Shields
Indians: Kluber
Tigers: ?
Royals: ?
Twins: Santana
Angels: Ohtani
Athletics: ?
Mariners: Paxton
Rangers: Hamels
Braves: Teheran
Nationals: Scherzer
Reds: ?
Diamondbacks: Greinke
Rockies: ?
Padres: ?

Help fill in the ?

It'll never happen at the MLB level.

>beck

Nola is a lot better than Arietta so yeah they'll definitely keep him as the opening day starter

>Ohtani
Oh wait. You're serious. Let me laugh even harder. He might be an opening day starter in AA against Tebow.

I fucking hate how Manfred is trying to appeal to younger generations. Who gives a fuck that most people have short attention spans, baseball fans will still watch the sport

Nola earned it. They'll keep him there

>Tebow in AA
shiggy

>>beck
Becker

>White Sox: Shields

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He might be better suited for A against kids 12 years younger than him.

Orioles: Bundy
Tigers: Fulmer
Royals: Duffy
Athletics: Maeda?
Reds: Castillo
Rockies: Grey/Gray idk how you spell it
Padres: this is the only one idk...Richards or Lament?

also, pretty santana is hurt so he wont be the opening day starter and garret richards will start for the Angels

he'd be evenly matched in fucking rookie ball, its been so painful to watch him this spring training he has been at fault for at least 5 of the mets losses because he just absolutely kills any semblance of offensive momentum

Athletics: Manaea*

>Reds
Homer Bailey

He's a joke and the Mets are a joke for ever signing him. It just proves again what a horribly run franchise the New York Mets are.

Whatever happened to Russel Wilson?

He was just signed to make extra cash during spring training. Its the Wilpons being greedy, this offseason proved that the org is run at an average level of competence for the league as they fixed their issues (3B and the lack of a innings eater) mixed in with a questionable signing (Adrian Gonzalez at league minimum)

>Ohtani

They have a lot more issues than just 3B and a #5 starter. Firing their manager was the best off season move they made. Did they fire their GM and the entire training and conditioning staff? If they didn't, they should.

But they already have you, and youre fat and old and going to die soon, I know that becuase you like baseball.

They need new fans or else when your fatass drops dead there will be noone left to watch their waaaaay overpaid spanish speaking manchildren swing a stick and run around in tight pants

Look what happened to hockey, you dont want to be hockey do you?

Fuck if I care. Don't fuck with my baseball.

I'm actually a millennial and I'm in really good shape. I'm a fan because I played the game in HS and all my friends are in a competitive fantasy league. why are you so rude?

The DH was the mistake that started it all.

*gets concussed*

Dilly dilly!

Their issues at the begging of the offseason from my perspective were:
Health (biggest)
Manager (This is an extension of health because Terry Collins is satan)
new pitching coach (Warthen is also satan)
training staff
medical staff
3B
Innings eater
Replacement for losing Reed in the bullpen
a guy who can play 1B while Dom Smith sucks a dick in AAA

Note that half the list is just an extension of health

the Mets:
Fired Terry Collins and Warthen, got new manager and pitching coach to replace (Callaway and Eiland, both are self explanatory in their accomplishments)
Fired training and med staff, hired new ones
created some new position called director of sports science or some shit like that, i'm pretty sure he just makes sure players aren't self destructing due to their mechanics or something along those lines
signed a 3B (Frazier) #5 (Vargas) and Reed replacement (Swarzak), additionally resigned Reyes as an injury replacement, signed AGon to be the 1B temp but he fucking sucks so he isn't worth mentioning, Wilmer Flores will just play 1B over him.

tl;dr yeah they fired everyone and hired new better guys

"Well, I believe in the soul... the cock...the pussy... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight."

How long until based Manfred turns the diamond into a based triangle?

Well. It's a start. Maybe they'll win 75 games this season. Maybe. Probably not.

subjectively >we also needed a new catcher but frankly all the options were dogshit (Lucroy is very washed up, worse than the current catchers) and the Mets were confident enough in Plawecki's breakthrough and TDA's ability to be less injured when platooning to just punt it to next offseason

great bait my good sir, you almost had me going

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Well, they're not gonna contend this season or next anyway, so..............

Nice thumbnail faggot.
>mest fans ladies and gentlemen

Until he has the balls to shorten the season noone will care, and baseball will continue to die its slow, painfull death

What are they going to do about the fact that their 2, 3 and 4 starters won't make it through April?

MARINERS!

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Absolute GARBAGE

welp gg brewers
>fulmer
>offense besides moncada and yolmer

>Ohtani
Based Ohtani

>MARINERS!
Yay! Memeners ginger-pointing cunt.

>MARINERS!
Yay! Memeners finger-pointing cunt.

Remember when Lucroy nixed the trade to the Indians, preferring instead to go to Texas and was the final piece for the >rags championship run? Then they both crashed and burned in spectacular fashion? I do. Good times.
Karma. Sometimes it wins.

In 2016 all of /mlb/ paid for all those times they made fun of the Cubs. Likewise soon, all of /mlb/ will pay for all those times they made fun of _________.

>subjectively >we also needed a new catcher but frankly all the options were dogshit (Lucroy is very washed up, worse than the current catchers) and the Mets were confident enough in Plawecki's breakthrough and TDA's ability to be less injured when platooning to just punt it to next offseason
What are your thoughts about Recker both now and when he played for the Mets?

Shohei Ohtani

>n 2016 all of /mlb/ paid for all those times they made fun of the Cubs. Likewise soon, all of /mlb/ will pay for all those times they made fun of _________.
Cusbs.

Kershaw.

Nationals
Mets (WC)
Phillies
Braves (99 losses)
Marlins (fold sometime between August-October)

Cap this post.

Manfred can't fix three Eries in a row... Right?

>Mets (WC)

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

last year proved he cant fix to in a row

6.75 ERA.

The houston hurricane victims won though

So he'll just so trying... Right?