Hillary VP announcement today

>Via text
FELLOW KIDS

who's it going to be?

Tim Kaine

satan

Warren or we riot

I hope Kasich didn't betray the Republicans or this could be over.

cenk uygur

Bernie

No one cares

they did care about Trump VP pick

SHES PICKING OBONGOS WIFE

satan

>via text message
is she a fucking mute now??

The One and Only...

not if 15+ are dead in Munich.

VICE PRESIDENT SHITTING BULL

Stroke on live TV. Destroy all order. Culminate in disarray, strength of noise, incoherence and disorientation. Take which was given, give what is not desired.

We welcome you, do not spare us.

Jebs back baby

I'm a hooligan for Julian

>BERNIE SENDERS

This.

She's basically picking a Mike Pence, Kaine's only sin is being on good terms with everyone.

if its that mexican say hello to madam president

> text message
All that coughing and limited public appearances. Is she gonna be okay?

A fucking white male

Any other Virginia bros on here? I hope she picks Kaine. He is a net negative. The three criminals Clinton,Kaine, and Mcauliffe.

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YEEEES GOYIM YES YES FOLLOW OUR CANDIDATE FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW!

wow, i never realized that

if she picks bernie sanders, are we fucked

me

Hickery Binton

It's going to be Tim Kaine.

It will be Bernie and then Trump will never stand a chance

:(

The only Hispanic on the shortlist is Tom Perez but Tim Kaine speaks Spanish.

Kevin Durant

Is that good or bad for us?

First lesbian president, first MtF transgender vice president. Landslide victory for progress and tolerance.

digits confirm for Kaine

>Via text message
What? She isn't going to E-mail it?

Nope. These digits confirm Michelle Obama

Checked

Its going to be a literal vagina. Shes going to carry it in her pocket wherever she goes and when it speaks next week at the convention she will throw her new V.P. up on the podium and say "speak" and it will let out a great queef.

Kaine it is

It'll be boring Elizabeth Warren and nobody will care.

Ellen, Rosie, or Oprah.

she'll text something like
>Hah! Gotcha! But I'm not Donald Trump!
and save the VP pick for the DNC

which will only serve to give more attention to Trump

The fake American Indian lady.

dnc admitting trump did well last night

kek

I can't wait, I'm such a big supporter of her, I hope she wins the election

praise kek

back to trumpgen with you

That would be awesome. They wouldn't stand a chance. Her best bet would be Sanders but even then I think Trump would win because Bernie has pissed a lot of his supporters off. And they don't vote anyway.

shouldnt she send it out in emails ..oh

Who?

or there is more than one Finnish Hillary supporter

No. His followers will feel betrayed that he sold out. 22% of them are already supporting TRUMP and 33% of them said they won't vote for Hillary no matter what.

Please be a cis white man

>via text
Someone having trouble getting up and speaking? Making a presentation? She must be in awful shape if she can't even do that. Meanwhile, Trump makes hour long speeches.
She announced her VP a long time as being fucking Pocahontas but maybe she changed her mind when she saw no one was buying?
She will probably pick John Kerry, that would be the funniest because they're both fucked really.

he'll help her with virginia, so it's bad. but pence might fence him in the VP debate

he had a bad seizure yesterday so she will be on bedrest for a few days

She has low stamina.

>via text message

>this women lizard is running for president

Pence fence

Brace yourselves

If Bernie is her VP, Trump might as well give up.

not going to help her with the coal workers she's promised to put out of the job. The libshits are going to rage too, they're not going to win Virginia.

brilliant, but i'd find it funny if she was as coked up as whitney houston at this point

Can't wait for Cankles 7 1/2 minute Convention Speech.

not happening

Really now?
Reddit =/= the electorate

Nah, people who actually vote don't really like Bernie. He's a freak.

This, on the other hand, would fuck everything.

She would be assassinated day one by some Bernie autist.

Andrea Dworkin

>Like and follow on facebook to be the first to know!

Satan

>via text message
Why the fuck do people still want to vote for this cunt?

Is he stuffing his suit?

It's gonna be a beaner

if digits, it will be some nigger no one has ever heard about. Her reliance on black lives matter and the "mothers of killed black sons" presentation at the DNC is testament to this

How great would it be if she fucks up the text

>My VP is kline
>fuck I mean koon
>fucking autocorrect lol
>my VP is Kaine

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That is like inviting a lunatic Bernout to pull an Oswald

if she picks sanders, she wins

...

kek

The cunt probably had another stroke.

Bad. Will help draw in the white male demographic.
Checked, standing by for Kek to reveal himself.

WE TALK ABOUT THAT ALL THE TIME

She knows she'll lose Virginia without him.

because Julian Castro aint hispanic

Mate she is not going with Warren. She does not give a shit about any of us Bernie supporters.

May as well go with Trump than this corrupt whore.

>Bad. Will help draw in the white male demographic.

No he won't. He is a fucking BETA male and a bad speaker. Pence can fucking destroy him in a debate.

>yfw its oprah Winfrey

What if Hillary trolls the world and reveals she is running as Uncle Joe's VP?

MAKE LOLIS LEGAL AGAIN!!!

wow jeb looks quite nice like that

It's Julain Castro bois

>looks like asian
>looks like hispanic
>looks like a faggot

it all checks out

Prepare your anus

pretty sure his office was recently linked to fraud, so not likely

You do know if she chooses BERNIE it's over for trump, right?

Its only over for your mom

He might have been a frontrunner a few months ago, but he is in trouble for violating the Hatch Act.

>via text message

I don't get it, who is she texting?