It's like tryna roll a blunt...it's like tryna roll a blunt with ya bare hands

>It's like tryna roll a blunt...it's like tryna roll a blunt with ya bare hands.

What did he mean by this?

Notorious is a great piece of cinema

He meant that he smokes marijuana to forget that he is stuck in one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously, each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

anyone else hate seeing black people?

>I don't wanna rape ya, I just want the paper
The Visa, kapeesha? I'm out like The Vapors
Who's the one you call Mr. Macho?
The head honcho, swift fist, like Camacho
I got so much style I should be down with the Stylistics
"Make up to break up" Niggas need to wake up
Smell the Indonesia, beat you to a seizure
Then fuck your moms, hit the skins to amnesia

what did he mean by this?

>Black could be in yo momma

nice

>ayn rand not in god tier

you had one job you colossal pile of redditing shit

>SUPER NINTENDO, SEGA GENESIS
I thought muggle shit is illegal in Hogwarts?

I still don't get if you're the one who makes t hese threads or if you have some sort of really complicated bot or what.

>we really should discuss the patronus situation

Kek

>It was all a dream!

>I love it when you call me Headmaster
>Put you wands in the air if you a Dark Lord Slayer

Reminder 1 2 3 5 6 7 8 are kino

Fucking kek

what's this from?

>being this new

God damn is that kid a living stereotype so fucking hard.

Alien

Gremlins

yeah no toilets. you have to poop into a magic bag