Your cunt

>Your cunt
>What do you carry to protect yourself?

UK
Since we don't have guns, I carry a handy vial of acid to blind my would-be foes.

What if it spills in your pocket and you just blind yourself?

I wear medieval mail armor under my clothes and carry a katana

These are the risks we take.

>to blind my would-be foes
You need to open it fast, then spill it to the face (again fast). Anybody than had about one boxing lesson will make you a mincemeat in this time.

Russians are good and silly
But are they as silly as say, Sir Bill?

>Russians are good and silly
We have almost no problem with gopnics in Moscow and Piter, but in every other area everything is not so perfect. But in most situations pepperspray is more than enough.

I always carry my mighty kebab knife with me. I have beheaded many infidels with it.

wearing riveted mail is not that bad idea desu.
it's not that heavy.
it doesn't restrict movement.
it might stop knife stab.

you just have to wear a hoodie to not look like an autist.

I always carry my mighty kebab knife with me. I have beheaded many infidels with it

haha I guess it would be effective against someone with a knife

two fists and the boiling anger inside me

I got a gun and mean-mug shitskins in hopes they feel provoked enough to start shit. Hasn't happened tough :(

I always carry my mighty kebab knife with me. I have beheaded many infidels with it

My belt and a multi knife.

My penis.

this

Gross, I always carry my ham slicing knife

Strange plunger you got there

nothing because I fear no one but i got a shotty at home

Terrible hygiene, awful physique and general ragged appearance which normal people would rather not be within proximity of. Being a complete fucking loser can have its upsides.

The old AIDS syringe, hey. Not classy not too bad.

I don't need to carry anything, because i live in a peaceful, cozy town.

I don't live in a nignog-neighborhood so nothing

>Your cunt
The land of burgers.
>What do you carry to protect yourself?
Glock 17. I also carry a Gerber folding knife, which I guess I could use as a weapon in a pinch, but I carry for boxes and ropes and such.

I carry my self built 1800 mW pocket laser that will fuck your eyes for life.

I love lasers

PEW PEW PEW

>Self built

Teach me your ways laserpole

thats neutronpol to you, faggot

and no

FUCK YOU

i once made a disposable camera into a taser to tase one of my mates if that counts
it was just banter though

I'm coming for you in a mirrored suit you won't stand a chance

Nothing but my bare hands. Haven't ever been attacked.

dont worry schlomo

you will, soon enough

oh ja

hehehehe oooooh ja

Nah

I suppose empty threats make your sad life slightly more bearable.

Im not threatening no ones

Im just keepin it real.

You'd probably jingle like an autistic Christmas song

I carry a 45mm pistol for maximum stopping power.

The blade.

Not if it's snug under clothes

>45mm pistol
That's not a pistol, that's artillery

in america, even this caliber may not prevent your bag-o-burgers from getting stolen

Germany
A bottle of Extra Strong Pink Strawberry Lube and a pack of condoms so my muslim rapists won't give me AIDS

>Glock

Guess

>Guess

Don't tell me what to do.

It just werks.

I need it to stop the 600lb 12% mutts from stealing my shit on Black Friday. My Bushmaster Autocannon wasn't cutting it anymore since they started wearing armor over their fat.

Sweden
Finland

captain sweden?