Was it self defense?

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ass

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I like to imagine she threw sand at him and then he just waited for hours in a simmering rage until the right moment to throw sand back at her and make sure he hit her eyes

A genius mind works that way

Carefully maintaining possession until he spots a gap in her defense

LMAO whata Quasimodo

a girl I wanted to hold hands with hit me with a snowball once so I made one and waited for the perfect moment to throw it. by that time it was basically a solid lump of ice and I hit her in the eye at point blank range. she started screaming and a tall guy took her to the nurse's room.

I never got to hold her hand ;_;

And that's why Japanese men choose anime

wow it's just like anime

>married
>still have fun toghether

how do they do it, Sup Forums?

You gotta act fast. Immediately get a snowball and throw it at her. Yes she'll be watching you do it but that's the point. You want her to know it's coming so she gets excited and runs away or something, chase after her and hit her. She has more fun this way.
Only a nerd virgin ambushes a girl with a snowball like it's some kind of serious competition

extramarital affairs and drugs

Lots of money and no worries

>throwing sand
even my fucking 3 year knows to not do this.

So who started it?

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>has a kid
>shitposting on a macanese fresco critique website

>Can't mix with germans any more because you look like LA CRIATURA
>Go for second rate italians now
When will you return the easter island to their rightful owners.

let's not roleplay as countries peruano

>no! no Leo it was a just a joke, please have calm down Leo! I BEG YOU DON'T

Why Suarez looks so sad?

>tfw leo won't let you bite his wife

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No Neymar to bully.

She did. She said don't do it and this meant he really had to do it. It's her fault.

That fucking ass.

Goodness gracious.

people like this actually exist. like fucking anime

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Based Messi knows how to get revenge

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>MESSI NO
>EEeeeeeeeeeeee
>Messi I'm warning you
>NYAARGHH Eeeehehe