Juventus' 2nd leg against Tottenham was the most impressive performance any team has displayed this season. Prove me wrong.
Juventus' 2nd leg against Tottenham was the most impressive performance any team has displayed this season...
>tfw will never have as high a sexual market value as Dybala
Yeah the way they pretended they couldn't score for 60 minutes was really something
lol no
They were shit in the 2nd half as well, but managed to score a goal out of nowhere and then Tottenshit mentally collapsed.
Allegri knew that playing with a back 4 would exhaust them like it happened at home so they started with 5 at the back and made the changes at the end instead.
>tfw you will never get sexual with Dybala
That's actually expert tactics at work by Allegri
Juventus knew from the first leg, that everytime they attacked Tot, it was either a goal, penalty, or shot on goal. They just needed to conserve their energy and hit them in the right phase
Then why didn't they just win the first leg?
*subs in Asamoah, Lichtsteiner and Sturaro*
*screams dai dai dai*
*wins*
?Because Tot's an ok team that can control the play, but everytime JJ generated an attack, they cut through them easily enough
They waited for Spurs to tire themselves out by pressing like retards for an hour. As soon as Spurs sat off, Juve made them pay.
>they started with 5 at the back
Didn't happen.
Call it 3-5-2 if you prefer. 5 men with the wingers in line.
Still didn't happen. It was a back four just with Sandro pushed really high and Matuidi in the middle.
City away to Chelsea desu
>dae le italian masters xD
So gratifying to see these reddit faggot tears when they inevitably choke everything again
Ah yes barzagli the famous winger playing with chiellini and benatia
>barzagli the famous winger
No, he was RB. Same 4-2-3-1 just with Matuidi in for Mandzukic to pick up Eriksen better.
they sucked dicks for the first 50 minutes
When defending, it was a back 3. Otherwise barzagli would have marked Son
>barzagli would have marked Son
He sure left a mark
>Otherwise barzagli would have marked Son
He did.
>When defending, it was a back 3.
Sandro pushed up to Spurs' RB and Matuidi tracked Eriksen. The way they played was all about picking up Eriksen, who moves inside instead of being on the wing. Mandzukic tried to do this in Turin but obviously Matuidi is a better fit.
So Juventus deliberately played like shit for most of two games because Allegri was planning to go down 3-2 then make a second half substitution and score twice in three minutes?
The point is that Allegri rused them because he knew that if they played their cards right, Juve would win the tie in the 2nd half of the 2nd leg, no matter what the score was before.
First game was them sitting in because of the 2 goal advantage. Second game was waiting for the press to end (Spurs usually tire after an hour).
And Dybala was great in the second game (I saw some people saying he disappeared). His movement led to the first goal and then obviously that finish was amazing.
>play good for mere 20 minutes out of 180
>win
based juve
>plays like shit
DAI VA BENE
>risks and struggles
HALMA
>finally concedes
HALMA HALMAAAAAAA
>keeps playing like shit
>chiellini passes the ball out of the stadium
USIAMO LA TESTAAAAAAAAAAH
>higuain equalizes out of the blue
DAI DAI DAI
>dybala scores
>warms sturato up
DAIIII
>risks again
>throws coat away
COME A CARPI PUTTANA MAIALAAAAAAAH
>bus status: fully parked
>in the post game interviews
"Bisogna fare i homplimenti ai ragazzi che hanno messo in hampo una prestazione importante hontro un avversario importante"
...
>mfw amerilard tries to pretend he knows "soccer"
I'm 6'4 and domineering, women call me 'sir' even in unformal settings. It's just a natural instinct to be submissive in my presence. It's something manlets like Dyb will never feel.
>Don't do shit for 60 minutes
>Score 2 goals after
>Park bus
>i-it was the plan... I-I swear
>Mfw Russia appears for EL
>getting dominated by spuds for large periods of the game
>only scoring two past spuds
for me, it's Liverpool's win over City
That would have been a 3-3 had Ederson not fucked up on the last goal
It could have easily been more or less.
Fuck me mate it's only fucking tottenham
not sure it works like that
Don't expect Sup Forums, social media or sport "journalists" to appreciate Allegri's tactics, man. It was ugly, cynical, cold-blooded. 10/10
referees rekt Spurs
they aint used to having refs against their favour
Only sensible comment in this thread
how else would they call you when they don't know your name?
you're probably also 160 lb soaking wet
messi
>women call me 'sir'
polite women addressing you whilst you make minimum wage in hospitality is not something to boast about
They parked the bus and hoped to get lucky and did. Teams like Burnley and Leicester do the same only with inferior attacking players and no one praises them for it.
>women call me 'sir'
Yes thats how adult males are addressed in formal settings by people who don't know their names.
was an accident la
Miss me with that bullshit (Bullshit)
I ain't really world class, I'm a tourist (A tourist)
I be chokin' out like a Lloris (a Lloris)
I scored a hundred tap-ins then I freaked it (I freaked it)
I scored 500 pens' then I freaked it (I freaked it)
I scored a brace in Swansea for the weekend (The weekend)
This ain't what Perez' want, this ain't what you want (What you want)
This ain't what Perez' want, this ain't what you want (What you want)
And it's like that, lil' Poch'
MVP, I mouth-breathe in my sleep, no, I don't like that, lil' Poch'
Miss that pen', I'm weak like Eriksen, yeah I bite back, lil' Poch'
Does Son bite dogs, lil' Poch'? Bench Vertonghen, lil' Poch'
I ain't gon' hold you, I ain't gon' press you, never impress you
I ain't gon' carry you, keep disappearing, I don't know you
Fraud like Gerrard, faked my way up, tappin' it over
Stutter dribblin', got an Ozil in me 'cuz I'm a poser
I've been statpaddin', Mouyes been ready
Alli's been wankin', My bitch been ugly
Dier's been fallin', Buffon's been ready
My shot's off target, that's Armageddon
I got schooled, I hope Juve laughin'
I've been made a fool, unlike, Dembélé
I gotta go tap it, I gotta go tap it
I gotta go tap it, I gotta go tap it
Leicester's gon' hold up, my team gon' choke up
Iceland's gon' hold up, my team gon' choke up
My shots gon' miss, my team gon' fuck up
They see my flaws, Alli gon' flop up
Tippier's been trippin', you know I mouth-breathe
I statpad all day, you know, Chiellini
I gotta go tap it, I gotta go tap it
I gotta go tap it, I gotta go tap it, skrrt
>haters reduced to rambling lyricposting
seething
They're just verbally trying to put as much distance as possible between them and your creepy ass
>lanklets actually believe the memes
Subbing in Lickstiner was a major turning point. He put the gook in his pocket and actually went forward unlike that fat geezer Barzagli
Who will win the battle of DAIDAIDAI vs. Vamos Vamos?
>beating tottenham
>impressive
Veramente un capolavoro
It is tho
>DAIDAIDAI
Can someone give me the quick rundown on this meme?
dai dai dai my darling
Italian for "go, go, go".