What would be realistic story arcs and plot lines for Seinfeld in 2017?

What would be realistic story arcs and plot lines for Seinfeld in 2017?

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Jerry converts to islam sand visits a mosque

This Twitter account exists to answer this very question, and it's pretty fucking brilliant.

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Kramer accidentally interrupts a Black Lives Matter protest while scavenging for flea market items to flip online

george pretends to be a social justice warrior to get in the pants of a tumblerina

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Kramer is convinced he has found Donald Trump's secret snapchat account.

Turns out, he's right, and Trump sends him a middle finger snap back, but Kramer isn't able to screencap it in time.

Elaine gets AIDS

A very special episode where Kramer does something racist, gets ostracized for it, and repents for his misdeeds. It's not funny, it's played completely straight, and the audience is continually told not to laugh.

Through some bizarre series of events, George finds himself hired as the assistant road manager of Taylor Swift. Surrounded only by yes men, she takes a liking to costanza and promotes him,because he refuses to kiss ass.

Otherway around
George is dating a hot girl but she voted for Trump

kramer reveals he didn't vote for obama and never considered him his president

Kramer gets a food truck
Kramer and Newman start a podcast

A video of Kramer and Jerry goes viral so Kramer starts up a company to make viral videos

Kramer starts brewing craft beer and opens an underground gastro pub in his apartment

Jerry's character has graduated from road comedian to play large theaters, but now hosts a weekly podcast for older comedians.

Elaine makes an account on match.com. She ends up getting a perfect match and is attracted to the guy. The picture was fake and it's Newman when she gets to the date.

It becomes a hipster hotspot, but NYC's tax assessment officer is none other than Franklin Delano Romanowski.

George think he's getting involved with Antifa but it's actually an ISIS cell

"I can't think outside of Sup Forums memes so this is somehow supposed to be interesting"

Kramer interrupting a protest is a homage to Kramer accidentally burning PR flag. That one is the spirit of the show.

Yeah, by now this board is pretty much Sup Forums for people that have even less political knowledge than Sup Forums