This is the england squad for our upcoming friendlies, what do you think of it?

this is the england squad for our upcoming friendlies, what do you think of it?

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>not a single world class player

>international break is coming

shiiiiiiiit

GARETH SOUTHGATE THE WHOLE OF ENGLAND IS WITH YOU

>Joe Hart
>Jordan Henderson

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>tarkowski
>mawson
>pope
>cook

who?

>No Cahill or Smalling
>Pope, Tarkowski and Maguire rightfully called up

Finally a decent squ...

>Hart
>Henderson
>Welbeck
>Livermore

>Joe Hart

For what purpose.

Should have given Shelvey a crack imho.

>Hart will be on the plane because muh experience

>mfw that of all those four teams, England is the only one at the WC this year

i think international friendlies are shit

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>mfw that of all those four teams
??????

>4 GKs
Fucking why

trolled!!

with a bit of luck england could pass the wc group stage

There are 5-6 names in there that I have honestly never heard of before.

>Southgate does the 'I'll select players based on form and not reputation' schtick
>doesn't call up James Maddison

But they're used in FIFA rankings, which are used to seed tournaments. They're not even friendlies. Ask the Italians, who are are notorious for not giving a fuck about friendlies, then getting shit seeds for touraments and qualifications, then not qualifying.

Friendlies matter.

>Lallana
>Wekbeck
>Henderson

This is why they're scrapping European friendlies for the UEFA Nations League™, it stops teams like Poland and Switzerland gaming the yearly average system.

>Danny Welbeck
>Joe Hart
>Lewis Cook
>James Tarkowski
>Jake Livermore

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>Shitbeck
>No Callum Wilson

Southgate is even more of a useless cunt than woyes was.

Joe Hart is actually going to start in the 2018 world cup, isn't he lads?

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No, he'll be wasting a spot on the bench though

muh champions league experience

since he's probably the 3rd best keeper in england that's ok.

That's a shit load of defenders. And 4 keepers too. What's he playing at? Livermore still there too.

>joe Hart will start in Russia

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Doubt it, Southgate has been rotating the other keepers so far.

>vardy and welbeck playing up front together in a 4-4-2

What a time to be alive.

>caring how england do
i think the last time i did was 2002, how you can muster up even a bit of shit to give is beyond me

Not even top 5

Goteem

who is supposed to be captain of these soy boys?

Your defense is that bad

Players who shouldn't be in squad:
>Gomez
>Hart
>Livermore (seriously wtf?)
>Welbeck
>Lingard
Players who aren't there that should be:
>Ward-Prowse
>Albrighton
>Shelvey
>Wilson
>Maddison
>Dier (is he injured?)

holy shit. there isn't a single leader on the english roster. how the fuck can they win a tournament like this.

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Neat. Did not know that.

Dier, Kane (unironically the best atm), and Hendo

>select 10 centre backs
>leaves out Lascelles

Sessengnon deserves a cap too

henderson, walker, dier

>Dier
dumb as a rock with zero personality. i seriously doubt he can tie his own boots
>Kane
unironically, he probably is the captain. but does he have the passion to fire of the lads at half if they are down 2-1 to germany.
>Henderson
I thought he was dead

Also possibly deserving callups:
Mee, Cork, Lascelles, Calvert-Lewin, Austin (although iirc he's injured atm still), Drinky (over Livermore any day).

Really just shocking how someone's only job for 8 months a year is choosing which players are the best and they can still get it this wrong

>Walker
le run in a straight line and be angry man

This is depressing lads.

OH ITS SAVED
SAVED
SAVED

>Joe Gomez is being kept out of the Liverpool squad by Alexander-Arnold
>Southgate selects Gomez

I swear Southgate doesn't actually watch football and just glances at the table to pick a couple of players from inform teams alongside the usual suspects so it looks like he isn't being biased.

well, it's england

you talkin like they NOW won't be able to win a title, they've literally only won 1 (one) title in the last 100 years, this is just normal shit for them

>they can still get it this wrong

Because most NT managers are complete frauds.

Lingard is fine and Dier is there but Albrighton still having never received a call up is ridiculous.

Glenn Murray should be in with a shout too. Rashford and Welbeck as the strikers in line behind Vardy doesn't fill me with great confidence.

Haven't watched an England friendly since they played Ghana

>England has never been shitter since the HG rule was introduced
Really makes you think.

>tfw we didnt bully JFs into easy world cups when we had the chance
damn sportsmanship

>uh rait frendlys

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why are lallana and welbeck there?

A crack at goalkeeping, or..?

>have best player of all time
>can't win a WC

las malvinas son britanicas btw

>pick welbeck who is in abysmal form and is hardly playing over murray who is in the form of his life right now

this tells you all you need to know, southgate is a yes man and is definitely not picking players on playing time and form

I understand henderson and wilshire but overlooking drinkwater is ludicrous

>unironically picking the worst player from the worst team in the PL

is southgate this thick?

it pisses me off how we have actual young talent coming though and the same shitcunts like wilshere and welbeck automatically get picked

-----------------Butland--------------------
Walker--Maguire--Stones---Bertrand
-------------Dier---Wilshere---------------
-------------------Alli--------------------------
Sterling-------Vardy----------Rashford

I actually don't think this team is too bad. That front 3 has so much pace

>wilshere

He's actually good though, the only creativity in midfield.

ox should play instead of wilshere we don't need to be so defensive

maybe 4-5 years ago but his career is dead at this point, he's going to everton in the summer which proves it

drinkwater should be called carrywater, all he does

too black

>no lewis dunk

it's like southgate doesn't even watch any matches

gets a bit sun reader in here when england play, do you lads hang england flags on your windows and everything?

>Dier
>dumb as a rock
Dier isn't dumb at all. Comes from a rich family, well-educated, and he's fluent in Portuguese. He just seems dumb because he's big and likes to foul people.

couldn't give a shit about england when they still pick shit like welbeck and livermore

>Bertrand
>Butland
>Cook
>Dier
>Gomez
>Lingard
>Livermore
>Maguire
>Mawson
>Pickford
>Pope
>Rashford
>Rose
>Tarkowski
>Trippier
>Walker
Who are these people?

>Ashley Young
Isn't this this guy that used to be okay at Arsenal or Chelsea or somewhere in London in like 2005?

remember when wilshere got picked over drinkwater at the euros after drinkwater won the PL with a championship club and wilshere played 0 games all season

that's when I stopped giving a shit about england

United, also genuinely the worst scumbag diver the league has ever seen

Against good midfields he's shit

the fact that young got picked for left back over delph shows that southgate is an actual clueless retard

>thinking delph at LB would work for England

lmao

>hart
>henderson
>livermore
>FUCKING WELBECK

All proven failures at international tournaments. Meanwhile shelvey is playing better than ever. Fuck this gay earth

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a lot better than young would

leighton baines should have been in the squad over both of them

who are you the fucking diversity police

Delph not still injured?

same with glen murray
he is scoring every week and welbeck still gets picked over him

Baines was atrocious in the last WC.

Is this last friendly before world cup?

no he's been suspended for 3 games

he is still the best LB in the squad, miles ahead of shaw, bertrand or cresswell
everton look like a different team with him and coleman back

Drinkwater isn't exactly in great form either. Sure I'd take him over Livermoore but Cork is far better than them both right now.

Delph is injured but would unironically be a good utility player to take.

political correctness gone mad innit

Yeah you're right, fucking hell. He's been good when he's not up against pace babbies.

>Oh boy some of our last friendlies before WC
>Chance to give some in form players a chance to stake a claim rather than the same ones who've been failing for years
>Hart
>Welbeck
>Livermore
>oh....


Literally what have those players done to deserve a fucking call up.

he's been solid for chelsea every time he has played and is much better than shit like livermore and wilshere

and they will still get called up to the WC squad
we're actually just a joke now

Delph should play CM, you know, his natural position. Certainly a better option than Livermore et al. Him at LB for England would be horrendous, only works in Poop's system.

us calling up welbeck is the equivalent of spain calling up soldado during his spurs days

they would just get laughed at

Does anyone ever just stop for a moment, and think to themselves, how the fuck have we reached the point where Southgate is manager?

From this day forth, I propose Southgate becomes attached to any "brainlet" posts, not the paint drawings.

He looks like a rabbit in headlights, and literally has never EVER done anything but fail

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Pretty sure Welbeck is only in because Kane is injured. Who are your other options? Sturridge, Carroll and Defoe.

Don't you know football is scripted? This is his ultimate redemption arc

glenn murray

to be fair soldado can't do a job on the wings

England's brave Glenn Murray

Give Murray a chance