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Edition: Get in, lads.

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*gets in*

awful edition kys

but sir!

Going to have a willy up my bum in a couple of hours lads

they always move the camera away
'kin hll

The true face of Christianity.

You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

something seriously wrong with you lad

imagine pressing your tip to one of her nostrils and ejaculating up that nose
must be incredible

Business Idea: everyone in this thread should change the second n in Anonymous to ñ to confuse new people coming in

anime

radiohead - cuttooth
what a song

>anoyymous

yeah im sure they will be very confused with you literally explaining word for word the origins of their confusion in the 11th post of the thread

you have a mental illness lad

>radiohead - cuttooth
>what a song

NEED to kiss Summer, I could write 1000 words a minute for 1000 years and still only describe but 1/8th of her beauty

no I don't

>literally
low iq vocabularlet

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make food or get takeaway lads?

You look ridiculous

Just bought myself one of these, lads. Never realized it was called a vape pen, if I'm to be completley honest with you. Feel quite stupid now.

wow 4204800000 words worth of beauty
what a hottie

Just write it and copy and paste it 7 more times and you're good to go.

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I only need two: odious rodent
lol

yes you do

the part of your brain that is programmed to find women attractive and want to procreate with them is broken so therefore you're mentally ill

don't mean to be a brainlet lad but what do you put in these things? resin?

shut the fuck up or i will literally end your pathetic life

cum

Chuckled.

My girlfriend is Zara yours is Topshop at best

I do find women attractive la, just love cock as well desu

The guy I know only sells "medical" marijuana oil, he said it's pretty much that. Comes with the pen, looks like black paste, if I'm to be completely honest with you. He said you can put actual weed in there with the right compartment fitting or something.

grim image

pooooooooey wank

isn't zara just as cheap?

Love it when girls wear these.
Hat it when guys wear these.

What's wrong with being gay? Disgusted with some of the disgraceful attitudes displayed on /brit/ recently

And this too, lad.

Summer is WAY out of our league, she deserves a 10/10 tarqchad

zara is considered a luxury brand in the UK

Which one of you lads made me ugly while I slept?

you're still mentally ill

Obsessed with girls' bumholes lads

Why isn't there makeup for men

I'm a 10/10 tarqchad.

mate i literally bench over 100kg

whats summers body like? any full body pics?

disagree la, don't hate you though, keep smiling x

where online do you view such material to satisfy your obsession?

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Obsessed with lads' bumholes girls

this

redpill me on this jacket

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She's gay

British bottoms were made for American cock

'give me your fucking phone i swear down'

l'état absolu

>image having height as the only reason to have pride about oneself
>imagine basing your whole identity on your height

Essential Deanocore

imagine actually touching a tights-covered-leg

maddening

Summer would look good slobbering on a BBC. She needs a black bull to make her happy tbqh. Imagine her pretty little lips wrapped around a black cock.

Usually girls look better in mirror selfies than in mirrorless selfies wtf

>moved to london two weeks ago
>spent last 2 weeks couch surfing
>brough minimal shit so i coudl haul it round on my bike
>ask parents to bring some work clothes (toil started this week)
>They end up bringing me like a fuckload of shit

for fuck sakes lads, i can't even carry it all in one go to a taxi. i only asked them for a pair of smart trousers and 5 shirts and they brought me 2 suitcases worth of clothes

reckon I would explode

Ironing board with two raisins on

Summer isn't gay, I remember in one of her videos she talks about how handsome some actor is in a film she saw

had a wet dream once where I got a thigh job from a milf wearing black tights

mad ting

what about the chebs la

hope you get robbed and killed by your next host

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>I can't carry 2 suitcases to a taxi
are you 7 years old mate?

just pick out what you want to keep and take the rest to the charity shop

she should move the gun slightly to her right and pull the trigger

Is Summer a Jewess?

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Link to her YouTube channel?

anglo-maltese beauty

It's a fake gun.
That said, my mother is a vet and she would kill me if she saw me with my finger on the trigger of a fake gun either way.

orange is seriously the best colour lads

shes obsessed with some bog standard jew

wow that's fascinating mate

Just went outside to burn a candle wearing only my dressing gown

It's hailing and absolutely baltic out there, fucking nora

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2 suitcases, 2 backpacks, 2 bags full of bedding shite, a bag with 4-5 suits/coats in it

its not the heaviness of it, its the logistical ability of locating my fingers in such a way that i can physically carry all these things in one go.

lol at yanks for whom "vet" more commonly refers to israeli war-orcs than those who medicate animals

look at this fucking soyboy

whoever invented tights should win a Nobel peace prize

He looks like me

>tfw got a chance with Summer

>burn a candle
why? surely the point of candles is to burn them indoors for warmth, smell and light?

She didn't want to be deployed because she's a hippy so she didn't go into any wars.

Trump is LITERALLY Obama

>my mother is a vet
i'm sure she had a lot of gun training working that desk job

is this summer pre-transition

Get some rope.

He should also get some rope, for different reasons.

christ mate I would've kept that to myself

Army not navy