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The finest of British cuisine ed.

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2nd fail was even worse than the first

I was at the entrance to a really busy roundabout and had been behind the give-ways for a good 30s but it was totally packed so it was legitimately OK for me to be waiting but something in my brain thought "fuck I've been here too long, she's gonna think I don't know what I'm doing" and then I tried to pull out right in front of a car on the roundabout

probably safer for me not to be on the roads; I genuinely don't even feel real when I'm behind the wheel of a car driving

LMAO

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Shart In the Mart!
SHART... IN THE MART!

How can we handle a meme so supreme?

We mart sharters? Sharters of the mart?

Before we begin to even try and comprehend this meme, this meme most supreme, we must break it into its constituent memetics.

First and foremost, we have the shart. The shart at the start. It starts... with a shart.

Shart.

SHART.

S H A R T
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Even at this early stage, you can hardly contain your preliminary giggles. But we are, after-all, merely starting (with the sharting).

Shart. Say the word. Swish it around in your mouth. Get to know the shart.

Is it a shit? Is it a fart? No, it’s nothing else but a shart. *The* shart. The shart at the start.

By this point, you’ve a healthy appreciation for the meme. You’re well acquainted with the shart. The shart at the start. But what comes next? Surely, if we were to end this with a simple shart, we would have a half-meme. A me, if you will. So you ponder to yourself, “What can follow up the shart? The shart at the start?”

You dwell on this for a bit longer, then it dawns on you...

WHERE?

The question is begged...

WHERE do we shart?

Of course, there is only one viable option.

The mart.

THE MART!

T H E
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M A R T
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Shart... IN THE MART!

SHART IN THE MART!

IT ALL COMES TOGETHER!

S H A R T
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T H E
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M A R T
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It’s beautiful in its blunt simplicity.

Shart in the mart.

And that, my friends, is how memetics are born.

t. Mart Sharter :^)

refuse to post in a yank thread

Hey Finland

irn bru is actually alright

What's it taste like?

driving is a piece of piss. literally cannot understand how people can fail the test. utter morons.

if someone wanted to know what generic chemical flavour was I'd point them to irn bru

aha yeah mate
*walks away and talks to someone else*

*sharts*

dunblane
lockerbie
glasgow airport

>t. person who grew up playing strategy video games

HP sauce is shit desu lads

fuck off

fucking idiot

feels good being the frontman for the best band in the world desu

do elaborate

*walks through the crowded room and stands next to you on the outskirts of your new conversation, not contributing but clinging to you socially so as not to appear alone*

haha yeah

the fucks that got to do with anything?

EXCELLENT edition

>Are you an insider?

I wish

Passed it first time at 17, but even I can see that it was ludicrously strict. I see drivers on the road every day making errors that would cause them to fail their test. The government has made the test progressively harder over the years to try and limit the unsustainable number of cars on the overcrowded British roads.

Big brain

failed the test once because my instructor guy was insanely strict
2nd time i drove 10mph under the speed limit at all times, stopped at every single crossing and sidewalk completely to look for pedestrians or cars and check every direction 3 times

THERE'S NO ONE ABOVE IT

WE ALL NEED SOME LOVIN

SOME KISSING AND HUIGGIN

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

Funland hahahaa

strategy games make you an unironic genius

I'm a 29 year old virgin and can't drive

lol

hello ladies

since we are on the topic of driving I feel obliged to announce my presence as the resident insurance-lad

ask me anything about car insurance claims

anyone /hoping for a nuclear winter/ this year?

Go fuck yourself

>10mph under the speed limit at all times
you'd fail for that here

shes just so so beautiful and amazing lads

6 months strong and i havent damaged my phone

any they actually tried to tell me to get it insured lmao oh yeah that old chestnut

im on 32k and struggle to pay rent and bills

What a surprise, people in their twenties on here can’t drive

As if anymore evidence was needed that this is a gathering of life’s losers

>flag

don't know anything about yank car insurance sorry

other way around lad

>sidewalk
fuck off yank

Why is britains youth turning to communism?

Summer

my phone was playing up so i restored factory settings and it fixed everything.

Did you just go years deep into her Twitter?

used to work in underwriting myself lad.

youtu.be/jEsuiDfR02I

They have better arguments.

When you have a bat every bitch's mug looks like a baseball.

Post toot

What do you call it in Britland?

People streets?

love pop and rock songs that use violins and stuff
post some lads

How did Stacey and Deano get onto Apprentice

youtube.com/watch?v=vc6vs-l5dkc

Can someone please explain the censoring choices in this MV?

I do drive.
youtube.com/watch?v=BHVbbcHWX4k

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how do i get cheap insurance?

>sidewalk
neck yourself fella

she has another private personal twitter, he must have been approved

Pavement

lol

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Basically shit tomato sauce

Anyone here have deano parents?

Chap-ways

this is not tubular

the Queen's pavemente thoroughfare

there is an easy method

edit: pavement

failed mine once. i smashed the fuck out of one of the wheels on a massive kerb. embarrassing desu.
my brother failed his by going off the wrong exit at a roundabout onto the motorway, the tester made him pull over on the hard shoulder and the testing man drove the car back to the test center

Now that you've worked in it, would you willingly purchase a vehicle and burn money by getting insurance?

What was the best meme of 2017: Amerimutt or brainlet?

Lol you haven't even tasted it

yanks FUCK OFF

I think the underwriters outrank my and get paid way more

I'm a claims drone. Sometimes need to speak to the underwriters if there are policy concerns to see if they want to void the policy

love it when some wank phones up with his clearly fronted policy or obvious misrepresentation and underwriters give the signal that the policy will be voided, LOVE IT

absolute anthem that

takes me back to my emo days

Toot poster in the morning likes to post toot

95% of it boils down to: don't live in a shit area

also if you have a bump just pay for the repair yourself and never mention it, only claim if you properly dun gone fucked up

God Panic! at the Disco is such a shitty band
I don't understand how it became popular.

path you fucking thicko

Tricked my insurance into thinking I wrote my old car off because I swerved to avoid hitting a fox

In reality I was as pissed as a newt and went straight into an island

good tune lads
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Citizens' climb

shan't be replying to your comment

Yeah I have. Did you know its made with Tomatos? Literally fucked up perfectly good tomato sauce

LITERALLY not the same at all you fucking cunt
HP's flavour is probably too complex for you, tastes nothing like ketchup

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post attractive women for once in your life my god

Faces of /brit/

Want to box Summer with two boxing gloves and KO that bitch I WANNA BTFO THAT BITCH!

Name one thing that its better on than ketchup

>ywn watch oasis live at maine road in the 90s

wrong thread lmao

been dreaming out chippy recently lads. round the old mans but he fancied a curry despite my willingness to drive 3 mile (round trip) to the best chippy in Surrey

Who would win a fight between Germany and the UK

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>The UK’s first Muslim archive is opening in east London – BBC London News

You are fucking ugly Icelandic white trash.

what a disgusting little troll if this isn't shopped

thank god