Wake up

>wake up
>pic related is you

What do ?

masturbate furiously to my own image in the mirror

guess I'd start to take hormones as I'd look like a sad excuse of a man

Ive seen this guy before. Who is he?

So, how old am i now? Will I get kicked out of the house now?

get a tan, hit the gym, cut the hair, get limb lenghtening and change my name to Hussein.

some guy from russian 2ch i think

doesn't look a tad russian

fpbp

looks like an average russian

I already look like that

same

Looks like me except my head is big

>im a boy now
I'd check how male masturbation feels.

shitpost on Sup Forums

i can show u ;)

:)

become a model

I already sort of do this

Report to my handlers, check my quota and start posting propaganda on the internet.

LECCE

become a fashion model

lift weights and eat a lot

Get laid for once

>I have a dick now
Well, time to try the helicopter

Wanna be my gf on runescape?

kek

He kind of looks like me

Am I supposed to knew who this is?
I guess I'd be happy to be young again.

make coffee and play card game.

Gay sex

and a darker beard and it's literally me, even the same haircut.

Smaller nose though.

literally nothing would change, my problem has never been my looks but rather that I just sit inside all day and do nothing.

Finally have sex

I'd try to become an actor or a model

if that are old to you then you are absolutely underage

there was a guy in my class that looked like that
7/10 not so impressive
i prefer to be a chad at this point

have a wank in the mirror

bee myself xd

fugg, that's pretty hot

put on a wig and make love to myself

only posted it because he kinda looks like OP pic

Kill myself, so there'd be one less wh*Te in the world

hook up with one of my slag female cousins

xpbp

kill myself for being white and gay