Alright, let's check out the next KickStarter project

>Alright, let's check out the next KickStarter project
>*takes big swig of red liquid out of a massive beaker while pressing play on the presentation video*
>*video of a woman pitching her project*
>*silence for just under a minute*
>Fucking embarrassing...
>You're a hog
>*keeps silently watching*
>*adjusts beanie*
>What a joke
>Look.
>*points at camera with two fingers*
>Listen. Honey. You have no talent. You're a fat worthless piece of shit. So busy fucking random men... fat...
>*lightly chuckles*
>How about you get back in the kitchen
>Hee hee HEE HEE HEE HEEEE
>Ha hee hee- Look. Honey. You're worthless. You have nothing to contribute to society. Hee hee... You're a fat lazy cum dumpster. This project isn't going to make your life better. No one cares.
>*another swig of red liquid*
>*long pause*
>See, this is why we can't raise minimum wage.
>Let's take a look at her Facebook
>*typing*
>Look at this beefcake she's fucking. What a whore.
>*long pause*
>Alright let's check out the next project

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frasierverse.wikia.com/wiki/Roz_(season_1)
youtube.com/watch?v=IyiDjR2Ayf4
streamable.com/j7uq3
youtube.com/watch?v=SbHKzpzlgkc
youtube.com/watch?v=-SXTIuYzVfQ
youtube.com/watch?v=VXV39QEsjnI
frasierverse.wikia.com/wiki/Roz_(season_28)
youtube.com/watch?v=4ANXToF9nnI
youtube.com/watch?v=J_lnRnUhIS8
youtube.com/watch?v=IXKYcFx1maA
youtu.be/ilvfQ7u7d4Y
youtu.be/cOtla8KNLd0?t=132
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>...but our main story tonight is—you guessed it—Donald Trump
>*audience moans*
>I know, I know! We're all tired of hearing about him. It's like that friend who won't stop telling you that you should see Hamilton
>*audience laughs*
>'Bro! It's like... so amazing! You have to see it! I can't believe you haven't seen it!'
>*audience is cackling*
>*John cracks a quick smile*
>It really is a great play though, great play
>But seriously, we do have a good reason to focus on Trump tonight.
>You see, two days ago Trump met with Raimonds Vējonis, the president of Latvia
>A country you care so little about, you didn't even realize that this isn't a picture of Latvia, it's Casey Affleck being raped to death by Amy Schumer and Emma Watson!
>*audience is howling, shrieking, moaning with laughter, becoming so loud that the audio is clipping*
>Alright take the picture down! Take it down! It's horrendous! That's enough!
>*audience is rushing the stage as an unstoppable mob consciousness, tearing the set apart and screaming with laughter*
>THAT'S OUR SHOW TONIGHT, THANK YOU SO MUCH, WE'RE OFF NEXT WEEK BUT WE'LL BE BACK THE SUNDAY AFTER THAT! BYE, EVERYONE!

ITT: write your own episode of a show

i want to waterboard john stewart

Is that a sex thing?

The massive beaker part made me kek

He's always drinking out of huge containers, and kinda gross how he takes swigs of it in the middle of videos

So, he's basically stealing idubzzz old schtick?

Does that mean I can post my 698 episode fanfiction of Frasier spin-off here?
frasierverse.wikia.com/wiki/Roz_(season_1)

>beans and corn bread


And we're back!

Hope you're enjoying children of the corn while we've been busy making corn on the cob skewers - how'd they come out Lisa?

Sometimes he's a lot funnier than iDubbbz but sometimes it's just shit like that. Very low energy

I like MDE kickstarter. Should I watch idubz?

Sam can be cringy in the Sup Forums way, iDubbbz (primarily when he was younger but still today) can be cringy in the reddit way

Take that as you may

Link me the best idubz video you know, pls? (thanks senpai :)

youtube.com/watch?v=IyiDjR2Ayf4

>*takes big swig of red liquid out of a massive beaker

it's an erlenmeyer flask

>*applause*
>Ahhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhh
>Thank you thank you it's a pleasure to be here
>*clapping*
>What a lovely audience! Thank you so much for coming!
>We got a great show lined up for us tonight.
>*clapping loops*
>We got a lot of show to get through tonight.
>We got some really great guests today, wouldn't you say [co-host: oh yeah]
>Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>goes on for another six minutes

>I love this city!

Its ironic you wouldnt get it

streamable.com/j7uq3

Literally LOL

>calls someone else dumb
>talks like a nigger
what did (((Sam Hyde))) mean by this?

>pantomimes a striptease

is that supposed to be comedy?

see now that is actually funny

jon

>being this edgy when you're over 25 years old
jesus christ

That clang was really crisp sounding.
Sam Hyde needs to chill out.

>ugly fat loser calling other ugly fat loser ugly and fat in the most unimaginative way possible
comedy genius
his show was definitely cancelled because of a jew conspiracy

Post your favorite vertical vids
youtube.com/watch?v=SbHKzpzlgkc
youtube.com/watch?v=-SXTIuYzVfQ
youtube.com/watch?v=VXV39QEsjnI

>Roz married Bulldog

Fanfiction indeed.

Seriously, what the fuck is this

frasierverse.wikia.com/wiki/Roz_(season_28)

Where's the full vid?

>copies idubbbz's idea
>does it terribly

How embarrising.

i didn't really like the show but compare his tard rage to that idubz fag and it really is comedy gold.

youtube.com/watch?v=4ANXToF9nnI
youtube.com/watch?v=J_lnRnUhIS8
youtube.com/watch?v=IXKYcFx1maA

Now this is what I call comedy that is lightyears ahead of it's time.

Brava Sam! Brava!

pretty good i r8 8/8

ye

cant be arsed to search for them

- Welcome to hell (Bad mood)
- The bowl cut trilogy
- I never get any powsi

I CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE

It's actually the other way around senpai

kek true but I still like KSTV

SECOND SEASON WHERE SAM??

>when he walked away silently and kicks the fan

...

vintage nick kino

youtu.be/ilvfQ7u7d4Y

*kicks fan*

Is Nick a serial killer?
youtu.be/cOtla8KNLd0?t=132

holy shit man this takes me back
the only thing close to this now is that "dvdextra" on fx

Yellow Yam Scam is the funniest video I've ever seen. I used to watch it on repeat
>ME GWAN TO TALK ABOUT A GROWIN TREND ME BE SEEIN IN DA GROCERY STORE
>THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER GROCERY STORE TIP

SHIDLY BOP SHIDLY WOH Oh oh

They used to be so similar to tim and eric, it's unfortunate that there's bad blood between them. Tim's really lost his edge anyways, though

Not sure what this thread is about but I'm sure Sam will come up with something good eventually, just like we will