/NRL/ OFFICIAL GAME THREAD

Friday
>Sydney Roosters v Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs @ 6pm
>North Queensland Cowboys v Brisbane Broncos @ 8:05pm

Saturday
>Vodafone Warriors v Gold Coast Titans @ 3:05pm
>Penrith Panthers v South Sydney Rabbitohs @ 5:30pm
>Melbourne Storm v Wests Tigers @ 7:35pm

Sunday
>Manly Sea Eagles v Parramatta Eels @ 4:10pm
>Canberra Raiders v Newcastle Knights @ 6:30pm

All times are AEDT

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WalkGOD friday

Literally me.

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*saves the huwhite race*

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DraGODS on premiership watch

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>mfw Cowboys 38 - Broncos 8 at full time

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/cric/ is super lame amirite?

This is running on empty, food review

based, watch our sport.

/cric/ is our brother and good friend

cric is our illegitimate son

Cricket is gay and inferior to baseball in every single way

/afl/ runs /cric/ runs /rug/ runs /nrl/

/cric/ is like our retarded brother that we're a bit embarrassed if but have to look after anyway because he's family

/nrl/ runs all australian generals

Haven't bust a nut in like three days lads

based

>tfw no broncos wojaks

/nrl/ on dead poomunity watch

Proud soyboy here ama

just got a tattoo of some lyrics of my ex's band, lads.

>he doesn't drink soy
reminder soy makes you be able to run further, aka it makes you more fit

Who's your favorite Roosters player?

Jake Friend, he's socially autistic just like me!

why would you want to run? are you a coon or something

ah great.. are you going to be the next user to blow his "brain" out on livestream?

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>when you tip the cowboys but support brisbane so you win regards of the result

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>regards of the result

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don't forget who owns you, richo

What the FUCK do I do with JDB? Is that cunt going to play like that all year or what

could be worse mate you could be like the rest of these mongoloids in this league who paid for Gallen lmao

Haven't bought Gallen since he fucked me over in 2014

LawGOD here, just an update because I know you've been thinking about me.
I've got a boyfriend and have been seeing him for about a month, went on our first date yesterday, it was nice, we've mostly just been fucking like crazy.

I dropped out of my law degree, to pursue an arts degree, I think I'm going to do web comics and set up a patreon.

LawGOD out.

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Glad to hear you're happy m8, wish you much success in the future

I hope you'll invite the nrl family to the wedding m8, which are now thankfully legally recognised due to the tireless work of people such as Todd Greenberg and the NRL.

>not finishing your law degree
Weak shit. Typical /nrl/.

Please watch our sport

The footy halts the depression cause I know I'm part of a community temporarily and I sometimes barely watch the games just knowing others are watching it fills the void

Are you me? I'm going to consider you my life long friend now.

Based you
Based me
Based poomunity

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see

>Titans: Ash Taylor has been ruled out of the side after suffering a hamstring injury in the win over the Canberra Raiders on Sunday.

>Fartwright in the halves

Is he going to suck worse now?

Hes just a backrower with a famous name

Literally no skill other than being big and decent hands

Yeah but he killed it like two years ago but he’s completely lost it now

How do you know how decent his hands are and how big he is m8

nah JDB is a gun mate. I'm keeping him at least. I also have Gallen who I'm 100% getting rid of though.

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you just read into my soul

Yeah. I’m figuring Mary just fucked his bench use up again cause he only just got 50 minutes which is dumb as fuck. He took him off in the last 3 minutes of the game. Full retard.

I just saw he got bumped up to 48 so he made his BE. Buys him at least another week or so

BroncGODS vs Cowcucks

Gonna be good ladies

Ive seen him throw some nice passes that are unusual for a big retard. Nevertheless he isn't able to land a ball on a dime so he's not a half. He should just draw defence and go for offloads like a good goy.

>tipping against your team

You deserve the chamber you fairweather faggot

Hello spoon my old friend

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absolutely based

Cowbucks on wooden spoon watch

48 isnt too bad considering the dragons got fucked hard in the 1st half and the 2nd was absolutely garbage by both teams

His BE should be low enough to give him one more crack.

Lads. Real talk. Ese’ese or TPJ? I’m leaning toward TPJ

Is PAYNE playing?

TPJ said to not put him in your team

Is TPJ starting?

If I was Wayne I’d have dropped him right then and there. Like why not? You not gonna put in cunt?

He was told to take it easy with the offloads

Yes he is. Although I’m waiting until the final cut before I make the trade in case Wayne fucks me

Might mean he just ups his work rate a bit

Why doesnt the skysports arena acestream work anymore bros

Did Australia do something immoral last year to offend god?

Should I reserve Kikau?

Yes

>the 2015 grand final replay is going to be on the big screen at suncorp before tonights game
can you be anymore cucked

>bought a box of the smiths single serve chip packs
>they literally put fucking chicken flavour which no one fucking eats in there instead of cheese and onion
What the fuck is their problem

Seriously I can’t decide between these two TPJ might be putting away his offload but Ese’ese is a fucking knight

Don't they have reserve grade?

>/nrl/
OH NO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

The broncos reserve grade is playing the regular draw this season

Please watch our sport big handsome American.

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Used up all 37 trades ladies

kek

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Not enough $$$. The rest of my team is golden aside from Nicholls

B-but muh Queensland broship!!!

hope the based doggies win 2bh lads

Inshalla

Everyone is probably wondering what the status of my tips are. I had a shocker last week and only tipped 5 correctly. Made a blunder on the Dragons vs Broncos match. Some of the variables were off, but I did not check them as I was too busy fucking my wife and looking after the new kid.

Tonight I am tipping the Bulldogs and the Broncos to bounce back after shocking weeks. Good luck with your tips this week, gentlemen.

Why didn't you join the tipping comp mate

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>pooality cuck

Because he's literally retarded.

Because my pride would get in the way and I would want to drop accurate tips making it easy for me to win. Might do it for AFL this year, as the whole thing is so staged that it doesn't really matter what variables you look at.

because he's just a guesser like the rest of us. When he gets it wrong he just says that he was testing us and he really got it right.
Keep in mind this guy has changed his backstory like 3 times now. Feel sorry for him.

What do you think he gets out of lying on the internet?

>he's not tipping Poosters/Cowshits tonight

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attention

>would you like to disable all e-mails
>check yes
>still get e-mails

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