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sophie
Wish I was straddling a naked girl right now, my erect penis thrusting in and out of her warm moist vagina as she squirms and moans in delight
Only 21.
wish I knew where I would be in 10 years
forecast says 29 consecutive hours of rain, 2 hrs respite then a further 14 hours rain
this one then?
you'll be here, with us.
do you reckon she's ever been Harvey'd? Not necessarily by the big man himself but just in general.
sorry if this is upsetting for you, I know she is your gf irelad and do not mean to offend
Need a south Dakota gf NOW
gays really need to fuck off
NEED A GINGER GF RIGHT NOW
Better have an umbrella! LOL!
wich one is the real thread
fucking love discussing british culture me
Tbf this is just a standard model Midwestern girl, maybe add in some dyed blonde hair
straight thread best thread
please stop linking my thread
it didnt happen move on
need a chebs gf quite badly
dad is having a cheeky glance x
the subhuman got it right
Hate gays
Hate straights
Hate trannies
Hate bi's and pans
Love vagina
cannot stand you threadsplitting wankers
STOP MAKING GAY THREADS YOU STUPID CUNT THERE IS THREAD SPLITTING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
On the right, Rothschild. On the left, a British royal. Who do you think is in charge?
~t. lesbian
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just booked grimsby town hall function room for the /brit/ christmas do on saturday 16th december
a kind tarquin has offered a free bar
Lets settle it...who has better looking women women Uk or Finland?
The prime minister
Need a below average gf who loves me
>tfw live in Kansas
>no qt Midwestern gf
heard you sucked off a donkey lad. was it a really hot donkey or what?
um no
Love historical depictions in the form of pornography me
once shagged a girl with perky G cups
absolutely stunning but she was mentally broken
the moonpeople
janitors and moderators here used to be competent and fast here
now they barely exist and they delete things based on personal opinion and abuse their power
japanese mong has ruined everything
Me on the left
I said I hate gays, what am I?
man-hating lesbians treat lesbian and gay as separate categories
Self hating gay
the smelly irish are fucking up this thread
Every time I see a couple out on the street acting all cute and dignified I just imagine them naked mashing pee parts together, covered in each other's sweat, him spanking her bum and her calling him "Daddy" in the throes of erotic ecstasy
>maccies won't give me thanksgiving or the 4th of July off
I've booked us the /brit/ banter bus to take us all there
*does a victory dance through your conquered city*
beto literally sucked off a donkey. not just sucked a donkey, sucked OFF a donkey. to completion. he swallowed down all that salty donkey semen.
dirty greasy donkey lover.
Need a slightly below average gf
Just had my first ever clean uni poo
Paraguay posted toot
hope they throw you in the deep fryer tobh
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>too dumb to understand the monty hall problem
You just know 190 cm would get gang raped on it
Nigga I'd start a grease fryer with my fat fym
even the pirate posts toot, but not the french poster 82249291
Very true
dirty greasy donkey lover
The fire rises
babestation
Do you guys shop at wholesale clubs like Costco?
Depends on the context. Also all former legal highs are now illegal in the UK (to sell) so it's a lot harder to get a hold of anything like that.
MDMA's the famous "feel good" drug. Basically dumps a tonne of serotonin (the neurotransmitter normally associated with feelings of contentedness and empathy) so everything feels a bit magical for the duration of its effects. It's also cheap, and used correctly is pretty safe. Problem is overdoing it can make you feel pretty depressed for a while afterwards, and chronic heavy usage can cause depression as seratonergic neurones are killed off.
Cocaine's really common, but extremely expensive (even for shit coke). It's pretty short lasting and you'll chase it all night, and while you might feel confident or elated on it it generally turns people into cunts.
Speed's really just like caffeine on steroids. Also has the benefit of being cheap and a lot longer lasting than coke. Generally you'll be chatty to everyone and get really into music etc.
All of the stims have the problem that they make it easier to pull, but then rob you of the ability to actually go through with it (massive vasoconstriction>impotence for the duration of their effects)
CHOON
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It’s ok because Paraguay is the new toot poster not French
The only gf I ever had looked like pic related, only with smaller tits.
beware wacky bruces are about
costco. where the cost is low
grim
Got a second-date on Thursday but don't know where to bring her
Comedy night is on Wednesday
Art gallery is open late on Wednesday
She doesn't drink much
WHAT DO I BLOODY DO, WE CAN'T JUST HAVE DINNER AGAIN
Paraguay is a 90 years old pedophile
out of the ordinary antipodeans
wacky bruce >>> fat mexican spastic
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Paraguay POSTS TOOT show some respect
should go back to how it was before
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Jesus Christ
>only with smaller tits.
dirty greasy spastic donkey lover
Think of it with 30 doors instead of 3.
You pick 1 random door, 28 wrong doors close, you are left with your original choice and the other door. Do you switch?
Take her to the pony go round
obligatory dindu nuffin
You’re way over thinking it
>have hardly been to any lectures this semester
>check exam past papers
>literally don't understand a word
Do something before dinner. A walk in the park/through town?
Drumpf was behind this.
Take her to church
*plunders your arsehole*
dumb pirate frogposter
You at uni or working or anything lad?
Main thing is just to actually interact with girls.
business idea: spastic + mexican = spaxican
yes
fool of a took
Tomi lahren tho...
*flicks my lit fag butt into a yanks face
*beats you within an inch of your life*
Thoughts?
spastic + mexican = beto
yeah how much?
C'mon lads, speed it up
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