/brit/

A general dedicated to the discussion of British culture

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sophie

Wish I was straddling a naked girl right now, my erect penis thrusting in and out of her warm moist vagina as she squirms and moans in delight

Only 21.

wish I knew where I would be in 10 years

forecast says 29 consecutive hours of rain, 2 hrs respite then a further 14 hours rain

this one then?

you'll be here, with us.

do you reckon she's ever been Harvey'd? Not necessarily by the big man himself but just in general.

sorry if this is upsetting for you, I know she is your gf irelad and do not mean to offend

Need a south Dakota gf NOW

gays really need to fuck off

NEED A GINGER GF RIGHT NOW

Better have an umbrella! LOL!

wich one is the real thread

fucking love discussing british culture me

Tbf this is just a standard model Midwestern girl, maybe add in some dyed blonde hair

straight thread best thread

please stop linking my thread
it didnt happen move on

need a chebs gf quite badly

dad is having a cheeky glance x

the subhuman got it right

Hate gays
Hate straights
Hate trannies
Hate bi's and pans
Love vagina

cannot stand you threadsplitting wankers

STOP MAKING GAY THREADS YOU STUPID CUNT THERE IS THREAD SPLITTING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS

On the right, Rothschild. On the left, a British royal. Who do you think is in charge?

~t. lesbian

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just booked grimsby town hall function room for the /brit/ christmas do on saturday 16th december

a kind tarquin has offered a free bar

Lets settle it...who has better looking women women Uk or Finland?

The prime minister

Need a below average gf who loves me

>tfw live in Kansas
>no qt Midwestern gf

heard you sucked off a donkey lad. was it a really hot donkey or what?

um no

Love historical depictions in the form of pornography me

once shagged a girl with perky G cups
absolutely stunning but she was mentally broken

the moonpeople

janitors and moderators here used to be competent and fast here

now they barely exist and they delete things based on personal opinion and abuse their power

japanese mong has ruined everything

Me on the left

I said I hate gays, what am I?

man-hating lesbians treat lesbian and gay as separate categories

Self hating gay

the smelly irish are fucking up this thread

Every time I see a couple out on the street acting all cute and dignified I just imagine them naked mashing pee parts together, covered in each other's sweat, him spanking her bum and her calling him "Daddy" in the throes of erotic ecstasy

>maccies won't give me thanksgiving or the 4th of July off

I've booked us the /brit/ banter bus to take us all there

*does a victory dance through your conquered city*

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beto literally sucked off a donkey. not just sucked a donkey, sucked OFF a donkey. to completion. he swallowed down all that salty donkey semen.
dirty greasy donkey lover.

Need a slightly below average gf

Just had my first ever clean uni poo

Paraguay posted toot

hope they throw you in the deep fryer tobh

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>too dumb to understand the monty hall problem

You just know 190 cm would get gang raped on it

Nigga I'd start a grease fryer with my fat fym

even the pirate posts toot, but not the french poster 82249291

Very true

dirty greasy donkey lover

The fire rises

babestation

Do you guys shop at wholesale clubs like Costco?

Depends on the context. Also all former legal highs are now illegal in the UK (to sell) so it's a lot harder to get a hold of anything like that.

MDMA's the famous "feel good" drug. Basically dumps a tonne of serotonin (the neurotransmitter normally associated with feelings of contentedness and empathy) so everything feels a bit magical for the duration of its effects. It's also cheap, and used correctly is pretty safe. Problem is overdoing it can make you feel pretty depressed for a while afterwards, and chronic heavy usage can cause depression as seratonergic neurones are killed off.

Cocaine's really common, but extremely expensive (even for shit coke). It's pretty short lasting and you'll chase it all night, and while you might feel confident or elated on it it generally turns people into cunts.

Speed's really just like caffeine on steroids. Also has the benefit of being cheap and a lot longer lasting than coke. Generally you'll be chatty to everyone and get really into music etc.

All of the stims have the problem that they make it easier to pull, but then rob you of the ability to actually go through with it (massive vasoconstriction>impotence for the duration of their effects)

CHOON
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It’s ok because Paraguay is the new toot poster not French

The only gf I ever had looked like pic related, only with smaller tits.

beware wacky bruces are about

costco. where the cost is low

grim

Got a second-date on Thursday but don't know where to bring her

Comedy night is on Wednesday
Art gallery is open late on Wednesday
She doesn't drink much

WHAT DO I BLOODY DO, WE CAN'T JUST HAVE DINNER AGAIN

Paraguay is a 90 years old pedophile

out of the ordinary antipodeans

wacky bruce >>> fat mexican spastic

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Paraguay POSTS TOOT show some respect

should go back to how it was before

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Jesus Christ

>only with smaller tits.

dirty greasy spastic donkey lover

Think of it with 30 doors instead of 3.
You pick 1 random door, 28 wrong doors close, you are left with your original choice and the other door. Do you switch?

Take her to the pony go round

obligatory dindu nuffin

You’re way over thinking it

>have hardly been to any lectures this semester
>check exam past papers
>literally don't understand a word

Do something before dinner. A walk in the park/through town?

Drumpf was behind this.

Take her to church

*plunders your arsehole*

dumb pirate frogposter

You at uni or working or anything lad?

Main thing is just to actually interact with girls.

business idea: spastic + mexican = spaxican

yes

fool of a took

Tomi lahren tho...

*flicks my lit fag butt into a yanks face

*beats you within an inch of your life*

Thoughts?

spastic + mexican = beto

yeah how much?

C'mon lads, speed it up
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