/mlb/ general - TWO WEEKS NOTICE edition

LAA: Trout triples and homers in win over Rockies
KC: O'Hearn swats two homers in rout of Dodgers
CIN: Votto has two hits in 10-6 win over Indians
OAK: Jharel Cotton diagnosed with strained UCL
ARZ: Zack Greinke likely out for Opening Day
COL: Daniels says Rangers won't pursue Holland
LAD: Hill gets one out, gives up six runs vs. KC
TB: Archer named Opening Day starter for Rays
BAL: Trumbo out 3-4 wks with Grade 2 quad strain
CHC: Javier Baez (hamstring) due back Saturday
CLE: Clevinger scratched from start due to illness
COL: Braves have 'checked in' on RP Greg Holland

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mfw less than 2 weeks

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Reminder that this is who the OP of this thread is.

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OBSESSED

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I guess I don't care bro you can make threads early if you want, go ahead and continue to pretend to post as multiple people, this website takes some time getting used to I'm going to bed

MARINERS!

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this team is built like an origami shop that's on fire

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>tfw you'll never make the big leagues and drill Ryan Braun with a 96 mph four-seam fastball

Feels kind of bad lads

I gotta be honest, I was not even good enough to play Pony league

MUH BOY

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might get to go to the ring ceremony brehs this is gonna be great

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I will share my greatest Little League memory (not related to an actual game moment) tho

>This awful kid Dennis lived on my street
>Constantly started fights with and made fun of everybody
>His Little League Team crushed our team
>Drinking my post-game soda
>Dennis comes up
>YOU GUYS SUCK
>Threw my soda all over him and he cried
>Didn't even get in trouble for it

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what position did you play?

>astros poster
Must be the samefag again, according to that one user.

Reminder that lifelong Biggios cared so much about the word "general" being in the title of a thread that he bumped a throwaway for 4 days with false flagged support from 5+ different teams
That is some deep and powerful autism

>all this meta discussion about general
Quit yapping and talk baseball

What if we do a lil yakking?

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Ohtani keeps getting his shit pushed in, does he need more seasoning in the minors?

*corrupts your timeline*

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>TWO WEEKS NOTICE
Everyone is invited to the r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶choker ceremony on March 29.

t. Los Doy-boys.

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No. He'll be fine.

What's up you C.H.U.D.s? I'm looking for one more to fill my fantasy baseball league.

We draft Saturday at 5pm. It's a roto league, no money involved just pure competition. I played in a Sup Forums league last year and was pleasantly surprised that some of you are actually good at fantasy baseball.

5x5 HRs, Runs, RBIs, Stolen Bases and OBP
ERA, WHIP, Strikeouts, Saves and Wins

Just give me an email to get your invite. First come first served here, but if you see someone post before you, request anyway so if that first guy doesn't follow through you'll be on deck.

Lets all have fun and enjoy fantasy baseball together!

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The sheer joy my heart feels by the expected failure of smug Ohtani is surpassed only by the monumental and complete exposure of sanctimonious Tim Tebow.
>feelsgoodman.jpg

You are an evil evil person. Yankees fan?

No. Hubris offends me.

>yfw the greatest sport of all time in two weeks.

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>Hubris defines me.
clearly

Aren't you offended by the litany of Ohtani's demands and his kiss my ass tour of America? Or Tebow's proselytizing and self crucifixion?

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in high school? outfield. when I was young I played catcher but my joints were wack so I had to move.

>Mfw the GOAT sport is back.

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>gib reel bassball nao gotdammit

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Confirmed to not start on the roster, most likely to retain control of him for another year, but I'm hearing more and more that he'll be on it earlier in the season than I was expecting.

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you're a loon

I guess you told me.
Let me guess, you're offended by NFL players kneeling, right?

...

>MARINERS!
Yay! Memeners finger-pointing cunt.

Post yfw James Shields will be the whos opening day starter.

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Dads

But you already did for me!

>lie to multiple clubs and make huge shady deals
>only suspended for 30 days
How did he get away with it?

>Post yfw James Shields will be the whos opening day starter.
Pothead

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Send email to [email protected] pls

Sometime you just don't mess with tradition

Why do they call him "Big Game" James?

Because he wants to be like Big Game Ohtani.

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>Why do they call him "Big Game" James?
Why do they say he’s a pothead?

He had to take weed after losing the world series and as a result lost all his pitching abilities.

Give me the quick rundown on "Big Game" James.

found the Cusb fan

False

B
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He wants to be like Big Game Ohtani. He had to take weed after losing the world series and as a result lost all his pitching abilities.

>Big Game James will be the whos opening day starter
What did the whos mean by this?

Why did the Chicago White Sox trade the #1 overall prospect for a man who . He had to take weed after losing the world series and as a result lost all his pitching abilities. ?

Cusb fan confirmed

Still false.
Do Cusb fans only do that?

Because the GM is black.

Will they "Fly The Arrow" for "Big Game" James?

they (you) quadruple down denials of their (your) newfaggotry because they're (you're) the newest of the new

That explains everything.

But I'm a Dads fan, bruh. I'm harmless.

The only thing flying will be baseballs into the stands.

>yfw the Dads win the NL West

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>harmless
How can you support a GM who lied and falsified info for trade benefits to not just one but multiple teams?

the team is harmless but your retardation is offensive

BGJIDF pls go

OK, as promised here is 90th Spring Koshien calendar

Tournament starts 23/03 (22/03 at night ET)

Day 1
>8pm ET - Opening Ceremony
>9:30pm ET - First Phase 1
東筑(福岡)- 聖光学院(福島)
Fukuoka Prefecture´s Tochiku High School (Fukuoka) vs. SeikoGakuin High School (Fukushima)

>Midnight ET- First Phase 2
英明(香川)- 国学院栃木(栃木)
Eimei High School (Kagawa) vs. Kokugakuin University´s Tochigi High School (Tochigi)

>2:30am ET- First Phase 3
明秀学園日立(茨城)- 瀬戸内(広島)
Akihito Hitachi Senior High School (Ibaraki) vs. Setouchi High School (Hiroshima)
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Day 2
>8pm ET - First Phase Last Game
由利工(秋田)- 日大三 (東京)
Akita Prefecture´s Yuri Industral HS (Akita) vs. Nihon University´s Third High School (Tokyo)
--------- end of first phase ---
>10:30pm ET - Round of 32 first game
静岡(静岡)- 駒大苫小牧(北海道)
Shizuoka Senior Public High School (Shizuoka) vs. Komazawa University´s Tomakomai High School (Hokkaido)

>1am ET
日本航空石川(石川)- 膳所(滋賀)
Japan Aviation High School in Ishikawa (Ishikawa) vs. Shiga Prefecture´s Zeze High School (Shiga)

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Day 3
>8pm ET
明徳義塾(高知)- 中央学院(千葉)
Meitoku Gijuku Senior High School (Kochi) vs. Chuo Gakuin High School (Chiba)

>10:30pm ET
富山商(富山)- 智弁和歌山(和歌山)
Toyama Commercial High School (Toyoama) vs. Chiben Gakuen´s Wakayama Senior High School (Wakayama)

>1am ET
智弁学園(奈良)- 日大山形(山形)
Chiben Gakuen´s Nara Senior High School (Nara) vs. Nihon University´s Yamagata Senior High School (Yamagata)

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Did Seidou make it this year?

Day 4
>8pm ET
下関国際(山口)- 創成館(長崎)
Shiritsu Shimonoseki Kokusai High School (Yamaguchi) vs. Sohseikan High School "Wings" (Nagasaki)

>10:30pm ET
大阪桐蔭 (大阪)- 伊万里(佐賀)
Osaka Toin Senior High School - Saga Prefecture´s Imari High School (Saga)

>1am ET
花巻東(岩手)- 東邦(愛知)
Hanamaki Higashi High School (Iwate) vs. Toho High School (Aichi)-

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Day 5
>8pm ET
東筑と聖光学院の勝者 - 東海大相模(神奈川)
Winner of Fukuoka/Fukushima (First Phase 1) vs. Tokai University´s Sagami Senior High School (Kanagawa)

>10:30pm ET
英明と国学院栃木の勝者 - 延岡学園(宮崎)
Winner of Kagawa/Tochigi (First Phase 2) vs. Nobeoka Gakuen High School (Miyazaki)

>1am ET
明秀日立と瀬戸内の勝者 - 高知(高知)
Winner of Ibaraki/Hiroshima (First Phase 3) vs. Kochi High School (Kochi)

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Day 6
>8pm ET
彦根東(滋賀)- 慶応(神奈川)
Shiga Prefecture´s Hikone Higashi High School (Shiga) vs. Keio Senior High School (Kanagawa)

>10:30pm ET
乙訓 (京都)- おかやま山陽(岡山)
Kyoto Prefecture´s Otokuni High School (Kyoto) vs. Okayama Sanyo High School (Okayama)

>1am ET
松山聖稜(愛媛)- 近江(滋賀)
Matsuyama Seiryo High School (Ehime) vs. Ohmi Senior High School (Shiga)

no lol
people always does this joke every year

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Day 7
>8pm ET
星稜(石川)- 富島(宮崎)
Seiryo Senior High School (Ishikawa) vs. Miyazaki Prefecture´s Tomishima High School (Miyazaki)

>10:30pm ET
由利工と日大三の勝者 - 三重(三重)
Winner of Akita/Tokyo (First Phase Game 4) vs. Mie High School (Mie)

------- end of round of 32 -------
>1am ET - First Round of 16 game

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if you are lazy and dont want to post it on notpad and want a place to see online here an link
pastebin.com/t8dd3JSt

Already sent one. Get on it!

I can only trust that the League would have punished him more harshly if he deserved it, acknowledge that he served the punishment that was issued, and trust that he won't do so again.

>your retardation is offensive
For vertical posting poorly? If so, I sincerely apologize. I really didn't intent to offend anyone. I'll try to be better moving forward.

promises promises

we'll see about your improvement but just so you know you're starting from sub-zero

>two weeks
pumped

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>starting
But I've been posting in /mlb/ for years?

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Yeah pumped up the Ass.... lol!

I forgot to say that i will post some guide and facts on weekend so stay tuned for more facts

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now everyone knows you're lying user, should have cut your losses early

I wasn't supposed to need to post this until much later into the season.

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Lifelong Padres fans since _____

>Yeah pumped up the Ass.... lol!
Is this a Reckerpost?

>MUH ALL RISE

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Dads!

Based, thanks lad

>mocking Judge’s strikeouts when you had Adam Dunn that season he struck out even more than usual and had a truly stonking -2 WAR

It's easy to hate what's popular. It's a simple-minded approach to life.

you´re welcome bro

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Where did you find this image of me

>0-1
>0-2
>0-3
>0-4

to finish it was pure kino

Oops, it was -2.9 WAR

Sox were so bad they couldn’t even stick a replacement level player in Dunn’s spot lad

And yet you can’t name one player on The Sox who had a better season than Judge last year

Its Osaka Toin´s Coatch, Nishitani-sensei

西谷浩一

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He has a very small body compared to his head in this pic

its beacuse it was a koshien meme that we did

here is the original

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>you´re welcome bro
Is that the Japanese Bartolo Colon?

>Bartolo Colon

depends, Colon coached a team or not?
he was a catcher during HS/College