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*Dirtmund got cucked by Da SalzBullz edition*
*Buyern against Sevilla in CL quarters sub edition*


>Today 16/03

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20:30 SC Freeburger - VfB Buttgart

2nd /bundes/
18:30 Rüsseldorf - Bierleerfällt
18:30 Holzbein - Heathenhome

3rd /bundes/
19:00 unFortunate Cologne - Sonnenstudio GroBaspach
19:00 Hallescher - Lotte
19:00 Wiesbathing - ReWe Erfurz


>Tomorrow 17/02

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15:30 Borruschia Mongladbach - 18,99 Hobbenheim
15:30 Bankfurz - MainzzZzzzzz
15:30 Auagsburger - Tooter Bremen
15:30 HIV - Kneelers BSC
18:30 Wolfsburger - >Schalke

2nd /bundes/
13:00 FCKLautern - FC St Antifa
13:00 Sandhouse - Bochum
13:00 United Kneerlin - Rainycastle

3rd /bundes/
14:00 Karl Marx Jena - Maidburger
14:00 Karlsruher - Meppen
14:00 Paderbundes - Zwickaua
14:00 Underhaching - Spicyburger Kickers
14:00 Aalen - Rostock

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dortmund might just be the worst team in europe this season. everton is up there, as well, but i think dortmund was worse.

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also el draw in 5 bings

I am a qt girl ;)

Sewiejer vs Boiaern

>Liverpool v Bayern is still on

>inb4 Leipzig vs Salzburg

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It's time.
In 2 weeks, the bundesshit will feel the wrath of the mighty The League. Your frontrunning myth manager whose best accomplishment is beating on a poor Barca with a dead manager and no Messi will retire as the joke he always was. It's time for the bundesshitters to be put back in their place, not for now, but for the next few decades to come.

See you soon.

Lipsia vs Marssey

Lazio vs Saltcastle

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The BULLS will dominate Europe

imagine a bullz only el finals

get in sour krauts
discord.gg/SPTMN2y

welkomm frens

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Imagine NY RED BULLS making it to the club word cup

El Bullico still on lads

Hi!

It's our year lads

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>hector/plattenshart/ginter instead of philipp max in defense

what the fuck is Jogi doing

Ginter is taking Mustcrappy's place

...

>no Reus

Jogi not even trying to get the hopes up lamo

Looking forward to the Sevilla vs. Bayern match. You guys are the clear cut favourites and a CL candidate. I hope Sevilla can at least be a worthy adversary for the Bavarian side.

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>Not Monaco

makes sense, Ginter was also a decent full back at dortmund and might be a double back up

Guys, honestly. Why don't you distribute the TV money for your league more equally. Bayern Munich are winning their straight sixth and it's ridiculous.

We don't like change, I guess? Also, I don't think you know how TV licensing works fren

>Also, I don't think you know how TV licensing works fren
I don't? Why?

>We don't like change, I guess?
You should change it though.

the buyerns decide who gets how much money in the first place

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>saves your shitty european competitions campaign
Apologize to the lads.

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it is more equal than most other leagues. It's just not that much and that makes the teams that play CL so much richer than others

Pretty sure Bundesliga is second after PL in terms of how big their deals is. And Bayern get 3 times what the bottom club get, whereas over here it's 1.5 times. It might not be much but at least it's a start. Germans (and Italians) don't seem to care how one sided their league is.

>be Piefke
>be second biggest club in Germanistan
>lose to Leipzigs farm team

heh, better luck next time ahmeds

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except for Real Based - Bauern this is an absolute shitshow of a matchday

>Trapp
>Plattenhardt instead of Max
not quackastisch at all
Sevilla might get a good result at home

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Salzburg's manager is German
Dortmund's manager is Austrian

nobody watches shitters like mainzzz or Hertha
they don't deserve more money

Stindl is white?
Also no based Phillip

This. They deserve an Insolvenzverfahren instead.

He could pass as Armenian but his name is German

and you are either turkish or afghani, what are you trying to say? You lost to the 50M budget farmteam of Leipzig

Some of you Bielefeld Dorftrottel are alright
Don't come to the Rheinstadion tonight

kek I'm not even a shareholder but I've never seen more salty winners than schluchtenscheiBers

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It's revenge for Dreßen winning the Streif

Salzburg's manager is from Leipzig :^)

none of that makes any sense, dragan

>salty winners
its ok mohammad, tonight after prayers you can drink away the pain

I'd be a bro-tier serb over a goatfucking muslim anyday, thanks Moha

>schluchtenScheisser is obsessed with Mudshits

really makes you think

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Gleich und gleich gesellt sich gern

ginter was the absolute brandherd of mistakes in most of the games he played. what are you even saying, man.

i dont know how hes playing in gladbach, apparently its not bad thou.

man i hate these second-class """"germans"""" from ösiland thinking they're hot shit with their "muh piefke" and winning agains the worst dortmund side in history. also nice öster"""""reich"""" you got there FAGGOTS

I actually dont mind them. I just dont understand why theyre so angry all the time for no reason. must be a deeply rooted inferiority complex

>Another wm without the Delling-Netzer duo
Sad!

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some people are born with disabilities, some are born austrian.

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>jede einzelne größere stadt umgevolkt und islamisch dominiert, aber hey, dummer ösi ist obsessed mit muslims lol :DD

its because of your ignorance and arrogance, you can only really see this from the outside and considering how we speak the same language its clear that Austrians see it even more

can the rüssels win today?

...

LMAO

Kiel needs to win. They are ourguys.

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>Austrian shareholder changed sides
interesting

apparently Lewandowski is going to play for Real Madrid next season

Benzema to Schalke then?

benzema won't accept a salary cut

Post meme transfers you want to happen
>Fellaini to BVB

Finki is so based
No bring on Raman ffs
Usami OUT

LET'S GO SPEEDY

>kemme gf to me

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JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BODZE

I HATE ALL YOU FAGGOTS
BAYERN OR DORTMUND AREN'T PLAYING AND THIS THREAD IS DEAD
JUST KYS
WE WILL DESTROY YOUR SHITTY DORFTROTTEL TEAMS NEXT YEAR
MARK MY WORDS

>Auch vor Maßnahmen im Kader schreckt der Nachfolger von Bernd Hollerbach nicht zurück: So hat Titz am Freitag fünf potenzielle Startelfspieler aussortiert. Mit Namen: Mergim Mavraj, André Hahn, Sven Schipplock, Walace und Dennis Diekmeier gehören dem Hamburger Kader im Duell mit Berlin nicht an.
can't believe all these shitters still earn millions

>Laure gf to me

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so Holstein Kiel won, can they go up or are they an a downward spiral anyways

>Stuttgart
>10. rn
when and how did that happen

So who's ready for South Western Derby!
Ps : Schwarzwald-Stadion a cute!

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NOOOO!!!!

>Kemme ultra ded

>Aus purer Freude über den Einzug ins DFB-Pokal Halbfinale wurde bei Tabea Kemme innerhalb eines Tages die Stimmung ins komplette Gegenteil gekippt. Kemme musste schon beim Spiel am Dienstag auf Grund von Knieproblemen zu Hause bleiben. Mittwoch erfolgte eine Auswertung des MRT, die bei Tabea einen Knorpelschaden im rechten Knie bestätigte. Die Folge ist eine bis zu neun monatige Pause für die Nationalspielerin.
>„Für mich kam die Nachricht, dass meine Knieschmerzen eine so ernsthafte Verletzung mit einer so langen Pause nach sich ziehen werden, völlig überraschend. Zuerst war ich geschockt, da ich glücklicher Weise noch nie so eine schwere Verletzung hatte. Heute, mit zwei Tagen Abstand, habe ich die Hiobsbotschaft schon ein wenig verdaut und weiß, dass ich bei Turbine in sehr guten, medizinischen Händen bin.“
>Am Mittwoch steht für die 26-Jährige die erste Operation auf dem Plan, wo bei einer Arthroskopie analysiert wird, was genau am Knorpel kaputt gegangen ist. Wir wünschen Tabi alles Gute und viel Kraft für ihren Genesungsweg und hoffen, dass sie in der Zukunft wieder gesund auf dem Platz stehen wird.

tl;dr Kemme out for at least 9 months.

PLEASE, PRESS F TO PAY RESPECT!

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Halt deine scheiss fresse du Schwanzlurch
Fuck Holstein and fuck you

Push it

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>tomnash

fuck off tom

Based Brazil

>snow

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Kind of got that. The commentator chap is coughing intermittently

>shitburg
godspeed, Stutti

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

no need to LARP as Sören today, Neini

rip

>ywn operate Kemme

Freundliche Erinnerung, dass ich jeden hier im thread wegklatschen könnte.
t. Klatsch Papa

ja ja Pappen kannste übermorgen wieder klatschen, Kunde

>that guy who always replies without quoting
Who hurt you, Pedrick?

ebil danes :_:

Stuttgart keep doing a neuer

Half Time 0-1

>stuttgart on 8th place
wew

>world cup will have VAR
ugh good thing i wont be around to watch it