>Be me >Live in Rio de Janeiro >Watch Munich unfolding >Realize that the Olympics are about two weeks from now >Realize I'll be in the very epicenter of this shitroll
Are you guys really missing it? This' gonna be an explosive event! ALL ABOARD THE JIHAD TRAIN!
David Green
Who will kill more, ISIS or ZIKA?
Jace Wilson
>Brazilian ''Intelligence''
kek
Anyway, we're already shit, there's nothing worse that ISIS can bring to our country.
Actually, I think if ISIS fags spent a few weeks in Rio's slums they'd go back to their sandnigger countries crying to their fag Prophet.
Xavier Anderson
Looking forward to the shit show!
Isaiah Ramirez
Hopefully, the favela niggers get them.
Robert Price
muh BR friends, please be safe... or steal victims wallets .. whichever.
No seriously stay safe guys
Landon Jackson
That's not too far from happening. The gang nogs here even have Browning M2s and RPGs. Sadly they don't know how to use them. Praise kek
Kayden Bennett
>Checking
Good thing I'll see our greenies putting their brand new IA-2s to work.
Aaron Jones
Just keep your zika, your terrorist and your trannies in your shithole country, Brazil.
Joshua Mitchell
Can't shoot the mosquitoes, eh? So you know the answer.
Carter Thomas
Sandnigs
You literally think that blowingup/shooting everyone that disagrees with you is the way to solve problems.
You realize , after like , thousands of years and deduction skills ... THAT SHIT DOESNT WORK IN YOUR FAVOR WHATSOEVER.
Just cut it out. I mean , do we really have to fucking nuke you. Like imagine your entire country turned into glass mudskin "freedom fighters" , cause you are realllllly reallllllyyyy really asking for it .
Shit , give me a nuke or expiremental colbalt bomb inside a truck , I'll go drive it right into mecca and hold everyone their hostage lol
Andrew Jenkins
>he thinks his slums are thought visit our rural shanty towns Pedrinho then you can boast
Evan Harris
>Happening >Brazil
So just a normal day then.
Nolan White
It will be horrible. There will be shootings, explosions, chaos, and basically things will be the same they've always been here in Rio.
Several people in my family have had Zika, and they're all fine. Dengue is far worse as far as mosquito diseases go.
Luis Adams
fucking lol you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about
Bentley Young
hes right tho, villas have nothing to 'compete' to favelas
Camden Adams
This.
ISIS attacking Brazil is like pissing in an ocean of piss but it might make all the favelados get to together to purge mudshits from their cunt.
Asher Hall
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Levi Ward
Why are the Olympics being held in such a shithole anyway?
John Richardson
ZIKA. Mosquitoes are more intelligent than sand niggers.
Lincoln Myers
Visit Detroit, you plebs..
Nicholas Ortiz
They wanted it to be held somewhere it's never been done before, and Brazil was the only South American country with the money and desire to do it.
Jack Perez
Dear brazilbro, how come you muslims there? I thought you were one of the most christian countries.
Juan Harris
On the plus side, the terrorists will probably be brazilian themselves. They will probably blow themselves up
Cooper Price
If IS are for sure the ones carrying out many attacks on several nations, why havent they been completely dealt with? You mean to tell me some of these countries that can singlehandledly do the job havent been able to with allies on their side?
Whats the hold up? This isnt terrorism, its war.
Jace Hill
Detroit is child's play compared to my city.
Last I checked Detroit had 40.5 homicides per 100k
my city (which is considered decent and safe by Brazilian standards) has around 43.5 per 100k
Also, in American cities, crimes are mostly restricted to ghettos, in Brazil, that's not the case, you're in danger of being killed no matter where you are, even if you live in gated communities.
Benjamin Morales
I have, and it is nothing compared to south america.
Dominic Howard
fuck man I'd go on vacation.
Adam Collins
Lula is a great conman and managed to trick the world during his government into thinking that our country was getting it's shit together and becoming a super power.
Jordan Nelson
>Olympia shopping centre >Olympics It can't get any deeper before it goes out the other side kind of deep
Caleb Gutierrez
Zika is about as lethal as a mild flu, so only old people and retards who don't keep hydrated die from it.
Cooper Wright
>whole country is a mess >mass killings and crime everyday >now gets worried about outside terrorism
get your shit together brazil and crack down on those orgy festivals you degenerates
Brandon Watson
between the mosquitos, nignogs and koranderthols shit is going to get real
Wyatt Taylor
loving your casually fatalistic outlook Brazilbros. Stay safe and avoid the groid!
Oliver Hughes
>Several people in my family have had Zika
what the fuck ?
>they're all fine
really ? i'm going to colombia and i'm kind of worried about it, it didn't seem like problem in peru but i don't know that's a different climate
Owen Bailey
whoa bro. check your six and stay low. Hope it gets better for you.
Carter Parker
Now that Putin started the tradition of invading a neighbor immediately after hosting, will Brazil settle its border dispute with Paraguay or Uruguay in September-October?
Liam Howard
The Olympics are going to be a complete fucking shitshow.
Zika Super bugs in the water Rampant crime Potential turrist attacks Garbage water
Can't wait to see how it turns out.
Jace Young
Fun fact. When building an olympic stadium the regulations state you have to use 3 separate groups of people to do this. Architects, builders and safety inspectors. This is done to prevent cutting corners. Brazil awarded the contract for all 3 of these to the same company. Brazil is infamous for being a nation of conmen and scumbags (it's part of Brazilian culture).
So there is one company in Brazil responsible for building every stadium. And they are being rushed to fuck. Hell, if they finish on time they wont have the time to do adequate safety inspections.
This means there is one company being rushed and 100% likely to be corrupt and cutting corners to pocket some extra money. Although a terrorist attack is likely to happen, so is something like one of the stadiums simply collapsing.
Henry Adams
>what the fuck ? Exactly that, a few cousins and aunts/uncles got infected. >really ? It's what this dude said: I seriously don't understand what all the fuss is about. The worrisome thing about Zika is the chance your kids get microcephaly if you're infected, which as far as I know is not yet a very well understood phenomena. But as I've said here before, the same mosquito transmits the Dengue Fever, which can fuck you up way worse than Zika.
Nicholas Fisher
The chance for microcephaly is also only if you get infected during early pregnancy.
Josiah James
Just a number regarding violent deaths:
>Brazil has over 60k violent deaths every year, so honestly, the terrorists are gonna be fucked if they actually set foot here kek
Jacob Long
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Jaxon Gonzalez
What's the probability of sandnigs bombing some subway station in the southern part of Rio during the Olympics?
I commute daily through them because of my work.
Wyatt Ortiz
You fucking idiot, the 10 guys who were arrested had no ties to ISIS besides pledging alliance to them on the internet and were arrested before even being able to acquire a gun. Pretty far from "ISIS HAS INFILTRATED MUH OLYMPICS"
Adam Lewis
Because the IOC is corrupt as shit and our politicians payed them off so we could host the Olympics and they could profit off the construction of the infrastructure. We're not. I don't really know the numbers, but I think mudslimes are under 1% of the population.
Aiden Green
Kek, I live in São Paulo. Fuck Carioca scum, their favelas and niggers only bring bad name to our country, I will be very thankful to the mudskins if they kill our shit skins.
Colton Thomas
Considering zika isn't really dangerous if you aren't a fetus...
Luis Sanders
DUBS, PRAISE KEK
David Fisher
>the terrorists are gonna be fucked if they actually set foot here kek
>Pretty far from "ISIS HAS INFILTRATED MUH OLYMPICS"
While I mostly agree with you guys, we also have to remember all it took in France to kill a lot of people was one guy with a truck. It's not like ISIS needs to infiltrate several extremely loyal soldiers with history in the organization or anything like that.
Jayden Cook
Don't you want to find out if there's eternal peace after living for so long in Rio?
Connor Reed
Don't bother trying to pull that shit, man. Brazil is a shithole through and through and everybody knows that, there no "the shit smells a little better where I live!"
Anthony Kelly
Except it's the Olympics, where you can see Brazil embarass itself
Christian Hill
Around 0,6% if you take 2015 numbers into account (1,2 million for the entire country)
Juan Hughes
We don't need those to embarrass ourselves, people will already be sailing in garbage for the entire world to see
Ian Watson
ISIS, zika, spics, maybe even a new BLM chapter, it'll be like the perfect storm.
Austin Taylor
I kinda hope they won't let us participate
Aiden Thompson
bananabro, did you hear about that website with a timer counting until the olympics? it got purged from the internet. whats happening over there?
Mason Rivera
They're building a "Palestine" embassy I can see from my apartment. As if palestine is an actual country.
Justin Ward
Which is bigger for Brazil? Olympics or World Cup?
Ryder Rodriguez
World Cup, no contest.
Cooper Ramirez
DEUS KEK IS COMMING FOR YOU
Kevin Hughes
World Cup without a doubt
Thomas Scott
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Michael Young
WC by a factor of a thousand.
BRs will probably be more interested in selling candy and water bottles in front of stadiums.
Sebastian Wood
a1035 .com is what im talking about by the way
Adam Hall
Hue gibes gold medal Nada acontece feijoada
Ayden Hernandez
Well I'm sure both the cops and the criminals are patriotic enough to whack whoever stupid enough to make a terrorist attack there. On the other hand, if ISIS is seriously determined, there could be a different and new kind of attack in the planning.
Dylan Morgan
It was made up by the admin of a brazilian meme page named South America Memes. Nothing to care about. Just some poorly made bait.