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Emma Watson's face when I walk into the room.
I've experienced quite a few things here in China mate
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I've seen shit you lot wouldn't believe
boats and stuff
lads what's regarded as "pulling"?
asking for a mate
south african jew is disgusting
seen those before
Quit replying to him.
seen a horse once
you gonna make me?
you nexus 6 huh
i design your eyes
he is fat virginian obssesed with emma watson
where's the anti-commie american
wish I had a fat virginian bf to obsess over me
Will never understand the yank view
How can you look at Blumpf and not see that he's an obvious fucking con artist
God bless the second amendment.
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actual dick cheese
with the consistency of paté
What are your thoughts on Nige, lad?
How can you look at Nigel and not see that he's an obvious fucking con artist
See
he's a 70 year old millionaire
what does he have to gain by becoming a public servant
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>millionaire
people see what they want to see
you suggest my claim is fallacious
may I burden you for an explanation as to the whyness
whats the whole point of ""pickle rick""
Fair enough, lads.
Vanity?
Being POTUS is hardly your regular public servant
it's to illustrate the lengths rick will go to to avoid talking about his feelings
anything else that may be inferred from it is purely subjective interpretation
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he is technically a millionaire but it would be more accurate to call him a billionaire
Rick and Morty can't/shouldn't be enjoyed because it has a pickle in it
very high IQ post this one
baffling post
WOW thanks
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it is the apex of a show called "ricanmorti"
gave this a click
wish I didn't
>if I call them reddit they wont know im reddit
do my best to simplify things for you smol brain anglos
Met a very cute Indian woman today. She looked 40 or something (very old in Indian years) but she was very cute and excitable.
Should I let her wax my pubes? Would she be impressed by my length?
can't argue with that
you win all the internets good sir
Ah yes, lets make the kids one year older than they were in the TV show.
sad little life you have
relax reddit im just kidding
i go to reddit all the time and i enjoy a lot of rick and morty
keep summer safe
NEED a lena dunham gf
yeah im sure yours has been very fulfilling
Reddit, is not really that bad if u ask me
SOMETIMES LIFE GETS FUCKED UP
THAT'S WHY WE GET FUCKED UP
I CAN STILL FEEL YOUR TOUCH
I STILL DO THOSE SAME DRUGS
need more betoposting in my life
radiohead should have called themselves radiowave since they're so obsessed with the ocean
radiocean
radiofin?
name 12 examples of this
need more baneposting in my life
forgot about this gimmick lmao
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/brit/ at night is more interesting
hm
>gf
>world traveler
>$60k salary job
>loving family
>live on my own
yeah.. it has. thanks
it's daytime
not a fan of smartphone screens with rounded edges
THE irish DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO STEAL,, DRINK,,, AND SNIFF WHISKEY
``THE irish ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO PRODUCE`` THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!..the irish DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT
-HOW DO YOU SAY irish IN ``LATIN ???
*`MICKLOPITECUS``
HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN irish IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE PALE, SIMILAR TO CUM
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE THEIR SUBHUMAN COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED ``GUINESS``
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE FLAT NOSES LIKE PIGS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE GINGER NEGROIDS AND HAVE NO SOUL
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED HORSES
Hey Josie
It's already night here in mexico
wew i can feel your insecurity from here lad
captain kirk is climbing a mountain - why is he climbing a mountain?
to hug the mountain
to envelop that mountain
he wants to make love to the mountain
and the climb is going, where no man has gone before
challenge the rock
challenging death
why do I climb the mountain?
because I'm love
haha jokes on you
>astronaut
>billionaire
>millions of adoring fans
>own 12 houses
retarded virgin thinks listing random unimpressive shit means anything
stupid hookenosed argie ruined the irish copypasta
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it was a good improvement, you have to admit
did a sick in my mouth
Lads.
Just doing some late night thinking.
Through Einstein's theory of relativity we can acknowledge the relationship between space and time and theorise that in a higher dimension time allows access to the past and future unlike our dimension where it linearly moves forward.
Were a human being from our dimension to gain access to this dimension they could theoretically interact with us in the past.
But seeing as it's never happened we can presume that it's impossible and that we should never work towards achieving it.
But if we do give up on trying to achieve it then the whole reason we never achieved it may be due to the fact that we never tried.
But if we do try then we know it's never going to happen because it never happened.
It's paradoxical.
It can't happen because if we didn't try it wouldn't but if we did we know it wouldn't but only because it hasn't which it won't if we didn't.
I have done a lot of coke tonight lads.
>it was a good improvement, you have to admit
Communism
>I have done a lot of coke tonight lads.
same
>high dimension of time
it's not a physical thing you mong
beto why are you mean
but it is in a higher dimension.
is inevitable.
do u have any maly friends then
plot twist: the ability to travel back in time will eventually be discovered/invented but we will also never know because shady agencies from the future will have travelled to the past to stop it ever happening so that they can steal the technology for themselves
time being a dimension always seemed like a contradiction to me
how would you measure rate of change in that dimension?
this
Would you do this girl, lads?
hey haitiANO, is it true that you are french
Exactly
presumably there would be another frame of reference for a being that is not constrained to a mostly linear time like we are
>the new west coast city map update for beamng
very comfy
yea, why not
there is no rate of change.
You are always sitting on your computer right now you are always being born you are always dying you are always doing what you were doing at 3:53pm on November 6th 2005.
Everything is always happening from the dawn of time to the end because all you have to do is travel from location x to location y to see it.
Poland belongs to_____
Listen to this tuuune
Poland is free and strong
>mostly linear
what do you mean mostly?
It's 100% linear.
Wends
dimensions are just things being measured
1d = a line ie: x
2d = multiple lines ie: x, y
3d = multiple lines in 3d: ie: x, y and z
time is just another dimension that we use to measure things in arrays with (among other things)
this is not to be confused with the science-fantasy "dimension" which refers to another plane of existence
linear was the wrong word
absolute? time doesn't work exactly the same for all observers