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alan edition

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Emma Watson's face when I walk into the room.

I've experienced quite a few things here in China mate

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I've seen shit you lot wouldn't believe

boats and stuff

lads what's regarded as "pulling"?
asking for a mate

south african jew is disgusting

seen those before

Quit replying to him.

seen a horse once

you gonna make me?

you nexus 6 huh
i design your eyes

he is fat virginian obssesed with emma watson

where's the anti-commie american

wish I had a fat virginian bf to obsess over me

Will never understand the yank view
How can you look at Blumpf and not see that he's an obvious fucking con artist

God bless the second amendment.

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actual dick cheese
with the consistency of paté

What are your thoughts on Nige, lad?

How can you look at Nigel and not see that he's an obvious fucking con artist

See

he's a 70 year old millionaire
what does he have to gain by becoming a public servant

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>millionaire

people see what they want to see

you suggest my claim is fallacious
may I burden you for an explanation as to the whyness

whats the whole point of ""pickle rick""

Fair enough, lads.

Vanity?
Being POTUS is hardly your regular public servant

it's to illustrate the lengths rick will go to to avoid talking about his feelings

anything else that may be inferred from it is purely subjective interpretation

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he is technically a millionaire but it would be more accurate to call him a billionaire

Rick and Morty can't/shouldn't be enjoyed because it has a pickle in it

very high IQ post this one

baffling post

WOW thanks

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it is the apex of a show called "ricanmorti"

gave this a click

wish I didn't

>if I call them reddit they wont know im reddit

do my best to simplify things for you smol brain anglos

Met a very cute Indian woman today. She looked 40 or something (very old in Indian years) but she was very cute and excitable.
Should I let her wax my pubes? Would she be impressed by my length?

can't argue with that
you win all the internets good sir

Ah yes, lets make the kids one year older than they were in the TV show.

sad little life you have

relax reddit im just kidding
i go to reddit all the time and i enjoy a lot of rick and morty
keep summer safe

NEED a lena dunham gf

yeah im sure yours has been very fulfilling

Reddit, is not really that bad if u ask me

SOMETIMES LIFE GETS FUCKED UP
THAT'S WHY WE GET FUCKED UP
I CAN STILL FEEL YOUR TOUCH
I STILL DO THOSE SAME DRUGS

need more betoposting in my life

radiohead should have called themselves radiowave since they're so obsessed with the ocean

radiocean

radiofin?

name 12 examples of this

need more baneposting in my life

forgot about this gimmick lmao

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/brit/ at night is more interesting

hm

>gf
>world traveler
>$60k salary job
>loving family
>live on my own

yeah.. it has. thanks

it's daytime

not a fan of smartphone screens with rounded edges

THE irish DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO STEAL,, DRINK,,, AND SNIFF WHISKEY
``THE irish ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO PRODUCE`` THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!..the irish DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT

-HOW DO YOU SAY irish IN ``LATIN ???

*`MICKLOPITECUS``

HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN irish IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE PALE, SIMILAR TO CUM
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE THEIR SUBHUMAN COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED ``GUINESS``
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE FLAT NOSES LIKE PIGS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE GINGER NEGROIDS AND HAVE NO SOUL
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED HORSES

Hey Josie
It's already night here in mexico

wew i can feel your insecurity from here lad

captain kirk is climbing a mountain - why is he climbing a mountain?
to hug the mountain
to envelop that mountain
he wants to make love to the mountain
and the climb is going, where no man has gone before
challenge the rock
challenging death
why do I climb the mountain?
because I'm love

haha jokes on you
>astronaut
>billionaire
>millions of adoring fans
>own 12 houses
retarded virgin thinks listing random unimpressive shit means anything

stupid hookenosed argie ruined the irish copypasta

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it was a good improvement, you have to admit

did a sick in my mouth

Lads.
Just doing some late night thinking.

Through Einstein's theory of relativity we can acknowledge the relationship between space and time and theorise that in a higher dimension time allows access to the past and future unlike our dimension where it linearly moves forward.

Were a human being from our dimension to gain access to this dimension they could theoretically interact with us in the past.

But seeing as it's never happened we can presume that it's impossible and that we should never work towards achieving it.
But if we do give up on trying to achieve it then the whole reason we never achieved it may be due to the fact that we never tried.
But if we do try then we know it's never going to happen because it never happened.

It's paradoxical.
It can't happen because if we didn't try it wouldn't but if we did we know it wouldn't but only because it hasn't which it won't if we didn't.

I have done a lot of coke tonight lads.

>it was a good improvement, you have to admit

Communism

>I have done a lot of coke tonight lads.

same

>high dimension of time

it's not a physical thing you mong

beto why are you mean

but it is in a higher dimension.

is inevitable.

do u have any maly friends then

plot twist: the ability to travel back in time will eventually be discovered/invented but we will also never know because shady agencies from the future will have travelled to the past to stop it ever happening so that they can steal the technology for themselves

time being a dimension always seemed like a contradiction to me
how would you measure rate of change in that dimension?

this

Would you do this girl, lads?

hey haitiANO, is it true that you are french

Exactly

presumably there would be another frame of reference for a being that is not constrained to a mostly linear time like we are

>the new west coast city map update for beamng
very comfy

yea, why not

there is no rate of change.

You are always sitting on your computer right now you are always being born you are always dying you are always doing what you were doing at 3:53pm on November 6th 2005.

Everything is always happening from the dawn of time to the end because all you have to do is travel from location x to location y to see it.

Poland belongs to_____

Listen to this tuuune

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Poland is free and strong

>mostly linear
what do you mean mostly?
It's 100% linear.

Wends

dimensions are just things being measured
1d = a line ie: x
2d = multiple lines ie: x, y
3d = multiple lines in 3d: ie: x, y and z

time is just another dimension that we use to measure things in arrays with (among other things)

this is not to be confused with the science-fantasy "dimension" which refers to another plane of existence

linear was the wrong word
absolute? time doesn't work exactly the same for all observers