There are actual people on this forum who think the guy on the left is more Chad

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Messi is COLONIZING her

If you ever met a Chad in real life you know that they are mostly nice guys whereas it's the reclusive guys that are cunts

this

Messi is a Chad. He gives a fuck about his team, bosses players around, tells managers how to manage, colonizes a female to give him 3 sons, and you're royally fucked if he doesn't like you

Cristina is a virgin who cries he wants a transfer every other month, throws his teammates under a bus, artificially inseminates pettrie dishes, and takes international flights to have gay orgies

Gays can still be Chads

t. gayfag

Left: perfectly normal way to interact with other human beings
Right: incredibly autistic and soulless behaviour

the one time i kissed a girl it probably looked somewhat like this

that was 10 years ago

>soulless behaviour

Wtf do you want him to do? He's holding his son in his left arm and holding his others kids hand with his right.

BRAAAAAAAAAPPPP

>Left: perfectly normal way to interact with other human beings

It is common for guys to be princess carried by K1 fighters?

The Virgin monogamous, vaguely religious and living in a nuclear family heterosexual

The Chad unbounded-by-irrational traditions bisexual hedonist

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be in the back

I was satirizing Ronaldofags.

>and you're royally fucked if he doesn't like you
kek but true. I remember Dybala saying something "slightly" critical about Messi in an interview. Next training session, Dybala went to apologize and laughed it off. Dybala was never seen in the Argentine squad again

Nah, not really.
What Dybala said was "It's hard to play alongside Messi". Which was just an unfortunate choice of words to describe how his position and movement on the pitch sometimes overlaps with Messi's.
This led to fans and journalism coming down hard on him like "How can you fucking complain about playing with the best!? He keeps assisting you only for you to fuck up time and time again. Start by scoring a damn goal instead of talking shit." (This comment was also during the worse moments of our NT in the WC QF, so it was kinda like adding salt to the wound).
Anyway, Messi, as well as every well intended person knew what Dybala meant, and Argentinians completely put that episode behind. His abscence has nothing to do with that.
The fact remains, we have way too many forwards performing well/great at club level and too little room on the NT.

Oh, and btw, he DID play other games with the NT after that

actually true

Hmm yeah and he's not being called up to the NT just because Sampaoli doesn't like him, right?

>There are apologists for a non white Muslim loving gayboy on Sup Forums RIGHT NOW
Can't stand Soynaldo fags desu

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Read again, NZ proxy autist
And take your meds.

It's that or being a midget atrocidad fanboy

Dybala is performing better than Higuain, so why did he get called up? There's also the fact that Higuain is 30 while Dybala is the future; better to get him involved now

The actual man with a nuclear family thst doesn't whore his son out is always the preferable choice

you can see the happiness of a man enjoying an afternoon with friends at the pool vs the sad face of a man who killed hissoul by marrying and having children
friends>women
not that I have any tho

>some dyed hair poorly tattooed guy clumsily kissing a woman while staring in the nether and holding the hand of a child not his own is considered chad on Sup Forums because he can kick a ball really good

>all this talk because Dybala wasn't called up to a friendly game where he would only be a sub either way because he plays in the same position as Messi
calm the fuck down, he won't miss the world cup, Sampaoli just wants to test something new before the world cup

Actually, he's not performing better than Higuaín. Dybala's level dropped hugely this last year (except for maybe this past month), while Higuaín's remained pretty good and constant. That's why even Juve has put mor faith in GH as attacking reference instead of PD, who has been subbed in/out a lot the whole season.
You think Sampaoli doesn't follow his players?
And, again, Higuaín/Messi is much more compatible than Dybala/Messi (and this comes from someone who prefers players like Dybala, not Higuaín, but I can't ignore their roles and positions).
And that's without mentioning that you already have Agüero to fit somewhere in the attack as well.

virgin straight guy vs. chad gay

Disagree on compatibility. Dybala can play the No.9 role and he's a clinical a.f. finisher. For the sake of Argentina, they'd be better off with Messi playing a pure No.10 (AM) role since the midfield is weak. But then Messi might not end up top scorer and since everyone only judges goals today, he might not like being overshadowed.

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Objective truth. "Nice Guys" interpret the confidence and extroversion that make Chads attractive to women as arrogance and romanticize their anti-social behavior and festering self-loathing as being misunderstood humble intellectuals.

Watch one Arg game. Not 5 or 10, at least fucking ONE... and then we'll talk again about Messi's position on the pitch. Messi has dropped completely to an AMF position.

>he might not like being overshadowed.
Kek. He has resinged his goalscoring posibilities for the sake of the team. If he still scores it's just because... he can. If you remove Messi from the MF there's NOTHING left but DMF

>and since everyone only judges goals today
Kids. Not people who actually understand football.

Dybala has been horrible this year. He was even benched at juve, and the staff don't like his brother. He did nothing against Tottenham apart from that one free run.

>no girl will ever love you that way
maybe he's right bros

If you get Dybala working with Messi at AMF. Dybala will score 10 for the tournament and Argentina will win. His finishing ability (when in form) is a level above Higuain and even Aguero
Not really. He started well, then got dropped for attitude problems, and he just got back from injury.

Dybala actually played 12 games with our NT, where his performance both individualy and colectively was merely average and at times underwhelming. 0 goals or assists, as far as stats go, and could never really find his place and role on the pitch.

Most of those games were for the WC QF, and that underperformance by the FWs that Sampaoli tried (Dybala, Icardi, Benedetto, Prato, Alario, Correa...) almost costed us the clasification, if not for Messi's hat trick in the last match.

>Dybala working with Messi at AMF
That's exactly how it was

>5'7
>Chad
Oh Sup Forums. You'll never be Chad, little guys.

example:
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Ronaldo is so fucking hot. We're going to enjoy his post-football modeling career.

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He does not look impressive at all desu