/hoc/ Fuck cats edition

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shant

Cat = caps
Chicken = pens
Mouse = cup

great thread once again guys, this is why Generals were a goodand necessary innovation

Good OP.

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>but w-winnipeg is racist that’s why no one likes me
>bofflen is the most popular player with fans in winnipeg
what did evander kane mean by this

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you just know

three peat back on the menu

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nigga that was weeks ago

Sara is a good girl she wouldnt

Just got off the phone with Amanda Kessel, she said she sucks off her bro every night.

Winnipeg is unironically a shithole in terms of racism
Even the injuns hate the blacks

>Tfw no olympic gold medalist sister to fugg

>dunked on
good doggo

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Not surprised. That fat balding fuck couldn't get pussy any other way

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Jackets are elite

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Elite at sucking LMAO

news flash: nobody likes niggers not even niggers themselves

Is there any team that all of /hoc/ can agree is a contender

>sucking
>win 6 in a row
>almost a guaranteed win again the senaturds
Try hard lmao

Haven't diddled myself in almost a week lads. My balls are about to explode.

*doesnt let you win a franchise series*
Nothing personnel, kid

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>you will never get KNIGHTED
feels lousy, freddy a lucky guy

The snow is finally beginning to melt, friends. I'm glad to see you've all survived the winter. Now work can begin to make this dam the greatest dam known to beaverkind. We must keep our colony and kits safe.

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didn't learn nothing last year did you ted

It’s kinda not fair too be honest, the jackets have been forced to play two teams in 3 appearance and both have them have gone on to either win the cup or get to the cup

actually your body absorbs sperm if it isn’t used, there’s no risk of your testicles actually exploding.

Pongs were ousted in like the 2nd round in 2013

And here I thought that Jykkets fans out of any fanbases would know that meme win streaks don't translate into playoffs success.

I did, the jackets are on pace to finish first in the metro and play the kitties, the jackets will win that series in 6 and move on to play the capitals, who will blow it again in the second round, They will end up playin Pittsburgh in the ECF and lose in 7

your mom absorbs my sperm

Terrible banter

Welcome back beaverbro! How was hibernation?

>one pace to finush first
>6 points back of caps with only 12 games left

Ted youre retarded

>only 6 points back
>can finish first if they Win the rest of their games
How did that work out for the penguins

>it's a Ted is delusional episode
Fucking reruns.

Shit games tonight and will be boycotting them. Fuck you buttman.

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Pretty sure the Lightning thought their game against the Sens would be a guaranteed win too

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In 12 games, you have to hope the Caps lose atleast 4 more than the Jackets, who play 11. Good luck, considering the caps play Newyork 3x, detroit and montreal

He won't make it, will he bros?

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uhm preds/avs?

i'm finnish and what is this

>1st vs soon to be 3rd in the central
>shit game
Hang yourself mongol

*scores 5 on you*

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Quick reminder that the Panthers are poised for a deep playoff run

>despite escaping the blackhole of Edmonton, Taylor Hall still will never play in the playoffs
>Tyler Seguin already has a ring

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protip: unlikely

I'm convinced Ted just posts ridiculous stupid things because he lives in Ohio and is desperate for any human interaction. No person can be this retarded

is it true if there's no one to see it?

I've been snapchatting my old college buddy Gary all morning. He told me that the 3peat is officially off and the Preds will break the Presidents' trophy curse.

Seething sens fan at it again

*implodes in the first round*

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>Jagr died for this

Ducks vs kitties would be max meme

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garyposting is faggot, stap
>hurr I just morse coded with gary and he said kippers ass lmao

Just had my buddy gary take a spur of the moment lie detector test. He admitted to lying on snapchat and said Pens are indeed threepeating

*wins the cup*

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bettboy just instagramed your post, with captions saying its horrible

That's a funny post

holy fucking based

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Just received a telegram from my buddy Mickey McRandyskog and he said the Eastern Conference is nothing to worry about.

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>there are people who unironically think the East isnt winning the next 5 cups

Tragic, casuals need to not comment.

*beats canada*

l-leave me alone

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GO

BACK

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Considering there is no competition in the east I could see it.

This picture was taken long before the Nazis appropriated the swastika

enjoy your b& sven, kippers will have a field day with this post

DA LADS

>know it’s from reddit
user you first

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By field day do you mean furiously flick her bean to it?

>wisconsincest

>your body absorbs sperm if it isn’t used

nigga that's gay as fuck, you have to jerk off every hour to be sure not to absorb your own sperm, it's the only way to stay 100% hetero

Double dongerino dp into resting hotdog maneuver

yes, then recommend a ban to a mod

What are nocturnal emissions

>4free

>her
sure newfag

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how is finland so smart?
>to intelligent too win olympic gold

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>mfw

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By "flick her bean" did you mean tug on her benis?

All the dumb ones are suicidal and kill themselves

>paul stastny's twitter is PaulyWalnuts26

WATCH IT CHRISSY

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i don't understand

>reddit park bois

I mean cold winters certainly raise IQ, you have to be smart to survive when you can't just walk everywhere in a grass skirt and pick food from trees

lurk more

For me, it's a slap shot off the post and in.

What did he mean by this?

Retard

Please stop saying r*ddit

For me it's a snapshot so hard it goes around the boards and back down to my own end

For me, it's a wrister 5 feet beside the goal on and empty net

Ah you mean the Pulju special

That’s the fucking sopranos you tard

for me, it's having a franchise best regular season followed by a first round exit

Look at this dumb faggot and laugh