/tennis/ - Indian Wells

big serve bois edition

12:00 S. Querrey (18) - M. Raonic (32)
14:00 J. del Potro (6) - P. Kohlschreiber (31)

19:00 V. Williams (8) - D. Kasatkina (20)
20:15 S. Halep (1) - N. Osaka

INDIAN WELLS (ATP Masters 1000, WTA Premier Mandatory):
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kasatkina!

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and I swear that I don't have a gun

Osaka!!

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traditional? yeah, had crumpets and opium tea

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a win today will bump Querrey into the top 10

No matter of consequence considering that the disparity between 2 and 3 is greater than 10 and 25

rather him than Pouille i guess

>Querrey 6'6
>Raonic 6'5
>Del Potro 6'6
>Kohli 5'10

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how many Rafa pics do you have

Rip Georgian ski-lifters. Absolute carnage.

Internal hype; building

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Not that many actually.

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I'll be honest, I didn't expect Raonic to make a Masters QF so quickly after returning
good for him

>Fedal 6'1
>Joker 6'2
>Murri 6'3
>Stanimal 6'0
Lanklets, when will they learn

unironically had sex last nite AMA

how did you get in the sheep pen without them freaking out?

He actually looked pretty damn good, should be a cracker tonight
What was his name

did you make sure they were at least double digits in terms of age?

did you resign yourself to the fact the condom might slip off your micro-penis and just plough on?

t. lovelot

happy for you jojjecuck. were you high

wud be funny if I was from one of the commonwealth
almost unironically also fucked a guy, but then I didn't, because my Im not fucking gay lol, just somewhat bi-curious when extremely drunk
yes
unprotected baby, was high and drunk as fuck mite have aids now, fortunately she is on the pill I found out today after sending a very awkward message

I prolly dont have aids, 2 times unprotected sex in my life, odds should be on my side

really hopin I didnt loose the lottery and get clamydia or sometin

you know me too well, etizolam around 5mg, 4 beers, 12 cl of whiskey, (or three shots of whiskey in American), a glass of red wine and a couple glasses of some weird red looking punch

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>unprotected baby, was high and drunk as fuck mite have aids now, fortunately she is on the pill

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>two competetive matches tonight
I can feel the Phil Collins in the air tonight lads

he's still in doubles m8

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querrey
del potro
v williams
halep

>just somewhat bi-curious when extremely drunk
Sounds like a recipe for waking up with a sore arse lad

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naah, guy who was hitting on me was such a bottom it was almost disgusting, like be a man and have some dignity

never understood why gays cant just be equal, why is it so often a "top and a bottom", I know this is not completely true but more of a cliché, but it still carries a lot of truth

Disturbing post but I do agree an effeminate man is a disgrace, couple of kids in school were like that.
The only fag I know is a rugby player, he's hit on me a couple of times and if I wasn't a fairly big guy I'd have been shitting bricks, he's a strong lad.
Prison must be fucked

prisons shouldn't exist in general, just execution or forgiveness

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liking your posts a lot lad

Perfect

Patrician predictions

Actually surprised he made it so far.
He's been playing absolute shait since his injury.

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>tfw Kasatkina will never love you

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...

tennis?

/10is/

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>bench press & serve central

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raonic literally has a belly

would be a disgrace if he got to the sf

SHOOK

She looks like former Portuguese international Hélder Postiga. And yet I find her attractive.

>it's a servebot v. servebot match where one of them breaks in the first game of the set

This is literally the fucking worst. Now this entire set is pointless to watch.

based

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jej i fucking know right

rooting for my bae bae queen daria tonight

osakina

Not his problem you can't handle a REAL man

>Haas officially retires

F

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>Not his problem you can't handle a REAL man

I actually like a guy with a belly 2bh

>"Do you drink Spanish wine?"

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About time. Too bad his body was made out of glass. He could have mixed up the ol Fedal a bit.

Paolo Sorrentino's Suuri kauneus Yle Areenalla vielä 26 tuntia, jos kiinnostaa. Kuulemma hyvä leffa.

>Querrey-Raonic
Literally who can watch this match without falling asleep?

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>watching a single second of bot vs bot

watch this to get hyped for Kohli vs Delpo later tonite

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it has potential to be a classic

thanks, the little Italian stuff Ive seen is always good

mite check it out

They even serve the fucking same way.
Also nice job Sky.

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Milosh looks really off.

Also cough this by accident.

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I almost feel bad for Raonish

what a cutie

Tiebreak saved

noooooooo

We got a game boys

Its another game for milos

pooanic's calves are bigger than my chest

>Sam Chokey

Raonic finna run away with this

Olet sen verran pseudo, että varmaan tykkäisit sen tyyppisistä leffoista

>that choke

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>serves queerly

Pretty brutal way to lose a set desu

>bench press n choke

>Querrey
More like Queerey

don't really care whomst wins this 2bh

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Nah, happened a million times. It was only 1 break after all.

Well yes but it's brutal to be serving for the match one game and then getting broken for the set the next

That Face When Kasatkina

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*serving for the set

>GaySPN
fine I'll use videostream like usual

>Milosh creeping to the net to get smoked
kek

DELET THIS

>Raonic at the net

correct me if i'm wrong but Raonic only started to go to the net as frequently as he does after he partnered with Johnny Mac for a bit yeah?

>ivanisevic
What's with Pooanic and celeb coaches?

>all these deleted posts
i was only memeing lads

>Miloosh Raonshit

wow good hands Querrey

think so yeah

>Just hit it at him harder
That's some nice technique there

>3 sets of this

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lmao what a goofy point that was

really reminds me of someone

the mostly full stadium doesn't seem to agree with you

why didnt he go down the line

queery will choke this away again

ATP more like ASS
>Association of Serve Showcasers