If you had to eat at Uncle Moe's what would you get?

If you had to eat at Uncle Moe's what would you get?

Sneeds and Feeds

Million Dollar Birthday Fries.

I don't get the joke desu

Tuna with no crust

>I want a name that suggests good, all-American food
>How about Chairman Moe's Magic Wok?
>No, I want a name that suggests people can have a relaxing dinner with their family
>Madman Moe's Pressure Cooker!

>he's a crustlet
I wish your mother beat you.

Chairman Moe's Magic Wok sounds like a fun place, desu.

"I sang ya the potato stuffings"
what did he mean by this?

>what did he mean by this?
Car hold

i'm confused

In the alternate timeline Moes was a bar.

post yfw your sodee is too cold

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The crust is the memest part of the sandwich

Sandwiches are a fucking meme and were invented so some aristocrat could eat while playing golf.

>being a brat so spoiled your parents let you choose for yourself what you want to eat

Ya teef hurt your freaking teef hurt?

>The ancient Jewish sage Hillel the Elder is said to have wrapped meat from the Paschal lamb and bitter herbs between two pieces of old-fashioned soft matzah—flat, unleavened bread—during Passover in the manner of a modern wrap made with flatbread.[9]

D R O P P E D

Leave it tot he Jews to try and take credit for a white man's invention.
>The bread-enclosed convenience food known as the "sandwich" is attributed to John Montagu, fourth Earl of Sandwich (1718-1792), a British statesman and notorious profligate and gambler, who is said to be the inventor of this type of food so that he would not have to leave his gaming table to take supper.

Moses?

>being so shit you had to eat shit

>memes can't have memes