Hello faglords, I am Chinese man and quite possibly oldest regular visitor here

hello faglords, I am Chinese man and quite possibly oldest regular visitor here
ask me anything, reddit

Wew, can you read this?
呉越同舟
臥薪嘗胆
温故知新
Ancient Chinese :3

Do you like feet?

I would like you to recommend chinese singers, bonus points if women. Also, what chinese movies you like?

Post chinese cuties too.

What do you think about your neighboring/surrounding countries(Korea, Japan, Vietnam, India)?

Why you Chinese fellas leave your land and come to Brazil to sell pastel and pirate items?

my absolute favorite is qiu ju da guan si, my personal 9/10 movie.

singers i dont know, i completed music like a videogame, nowadays i listen to kanye west

but you can try faye wong

have you tried suck on feet while fucking also?

nothing can stop our march

japan - evolved humans
korea - dirty peasant living in trash, should say big THANK to japan for bringing korea peasant to normal human level
vietnam - very good
india - no

t.憤青

so when was the last time you ran over a toddler?

It doesn't make sense at all. Why would someone abandon its homeland to try the luck in another country, working in a shit tier job?

t. jap with pain in anus
t. english teacher total failure who make mom think why regretted abortion

choose one

Where did you learn English :D

no idea, brazils 25% of people cannot read or write and you have monkey wild criminals.

but people are illogical, and chinese people are many. you will observe many unusual things from them. it's logical

What do you think of le 56% face?

Hello comrade

...

You are fake news.

how old are you

turned 64 in summer

You are not Chinese. You are Russian.

government statistic
>hahaha NONONO

yes it's all a secret operation to make you cry at night when you hear your mom BOOM BOOM BANG AH AH

What's your job :D

It is not a government statistic, m8.

Even if it were, what makes you think that >you have more credibility than that? Kek.

If China wasn't so shithole as Brazil, we wouldn't have millions and millions of your kind in our country.

Indeed i have

The situation over there is probably so bad that you are deserting the last layer of hell to reach one layer upward.

Post a Chinese tongue twister

How did you discover Sup Forums and why do you still browse here?

kill every jap i meet haha just kidding i only fuck japanese women sometimes

you are a really autistic man and angry and butthurt
you come into my thread and ask stupid question
then you get triggered when i say brazil is shithole
now you say b-but china is also shithole. so what?
you brazilians are truly animals. dont talk to me latin animal.
hahaha proving my point you are butthurt and triggered. truly animal dog brazilian subhuman. also, chinese conquer all world. ALL. you understand? that includes sad brazil.

What countries have you visited oh wise one?

many but not your. only airport of amsterdam

it's another dumb faggot wh*Teoid LARPing as a YELLOW BOGA again. yawn

look i prove i am wise old man who can see future
brazilian animal dog will respond this:
>BAR BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

Is this meme Groyper or Easter the Toad.

say that to my face and not online and see what happens

What do you think about xi.
In which province do you live?

Nah, I'm not triggered, it was a legitimate question. We have one of the biggest Chinese population in the world outside China, and in the big cities there's thousands of Chinese that live selling pastel and pirate items.

The only butthurted here is you, m8. :^]

Why are you so angry? I just asked about your job and English studying. I have no intention to offend you

What do you think of the Tiananmen Square protests?

die wh*Tey, you would melt when I permeate fuckin sun rays on you, know your place.

a-are you ok?

>Nah, I'm not triggered,
>The only butthurted here is you, m8. :^]
you will not fool me little butthurt man

all in all he is good

>angry
i feel 0

What is your favorite color?

>skipped the chinese post
fake

i can recommend you a movie guys
mean girls 2004

prime p0000000000000000000000000000say amanda seyfried

i would trade 40% ownership of my 24 hours noodle shop for her

how many women from different countries have you fucked?
Were they prostitutes?

should i reply YES? dumb or boring questions dont deserve dumb or boring answers, they deserve no answers.

more than 10 countries. i fucked little prostitutes

Name countries they were from

>I fucked little prostitutes
probably asian since they were little

So what is your favorite color?

have you read any chinese lit, and if so which are your favorites and/or which do you find overrated

china japan (85%) sweden belgium usa canada france and others. i feel bad writing it like that, no no no.

yours

thoughts on Mao and Deng?

Mine is blue. So it's blue?

you guys are weird haha

Is this world illusory?

It's ok. Let's just pretend you said red.

it is red.

...

You like Vietnam? I thought your two countries hate each other.

Please answer

strong photo i cry

what is your age?

64 he answered this already

fuck off i didnt ask you

64 he answered this already

fuck off i didnt ask you

64 he answered this already

are all chinese men this disgusting

legit made me lol

thanks lad with everything i try my best with everything i do

t. jose 'wise bull balls' guadalajara-lopez-guerrez-martinez

Where did you learn to use Sup Forums, ayeh?

dumb question nigga!

Do you use traditional or simplified chinese?

I was serious

i know a chinese girl here she is cute

TAIWAN NUMBA WAN

say that to my face whiteboy and see what happens

please buy our milk