Why is Chinese so fucking horrendous to listen to?

Why is Chinese so fucking horrendous to listen to?

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tonal language.

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They're also horrible to look at.

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Thai is worse by a mile

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但。。。這首歌很酷

Is there a tonal language that sounds pleasant?

Realistically how hard is Chinese even? People bitch about the number of 漢字, but they all seem to have a single reading per character. And there seems to be next to no grammar. And word order seems to be similar to English. So, what's the real problem? The tones?

When I watch movies like RedCliff Chinese sounds decent.

It's probably vulgar everyday Chinese that's disgusting

No

Tones and phonology

Exactly opposite of Japanese

>they all seem to have a single reading per character
lol

Yes, depends who's talking. But overall, no. And Chinese is perhaps the worst sounding language of all tonal languages too.

>says ugly jap monkey

>Chinese is perhaps the worst sounding language of all tonal languages too.
Mandarin Chinese is horrid but tons of other languages are miles worse.
Cantonese, Min, Vietnamese, Hakka, Thai, Lao, etc all sound ten times more shitty.

>there are people on Sup Forums who STILL reply to this spammer's lame threads

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>all seem to have a single reading per character

Cantonese is better than Mandrin

Is it? All southern Chinese dialects sound like total ass to me.

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