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is this what it's finally come to?

STOP THE BOATS!

>botes
>stop

It's sleepy time fore me

Goodnight lads

good night

How do I get a life? All I do is work, eat, sleep and browse Sup Forums.

Do weather and seasonal dependent activities.

Lads, they're going about how to make friends when you leave highschool or uni on the radio. AHHHHHHHHHHH

I'M TEARING UP.

can I litigate a radio station for triggering me

We sink the silly boat people :3

You are asking on the wrong website buddy

Does anyone remember the ausAnon that used to post abo porn on Sup Forums and aus/pol/? Does he still post?

Karen is for /brit/ posting ONLY

She's going to be by future girlfriend so unfortunately user I must refuse.

Rural Aussie who lives 2 hours away from the nearest town, suggestions for finding friends and dating? I can't handle my boring weekends.

Weekend is already up desu.

You sound like your fucked mate
Have you considered moving?

Can't. Least not for 3 more years.
I get along with my workmates but we aren't friends and don't share any interests. This is the price one pays for ranching I suppose.

Sounds awful
Maybe you should buy a bride from the Philippines to keep you company

What's the Australian version of Ma'am?

Think I'll have a wank & go to bed.

Yes hello is anybody awake?

Love

Awake but yawning

ye
trying to study for exams

I went to sleep too bloody early and just woke up...
"trying" huh
Whatcha studying my dude?

And just as I'm getting into bed a wee earthquake hits

ye i have the attention span of a potato so i keep getting distracted by Sup Forums
gonna close the window now and try harder xd

:S

Good luck on your studies buddy, don't come back until you've done them good and proper.
Hmm I wonder If I'll feel it, sometimes we feel little rumbles.

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Hello friends, does life instantly get better once you get a degree?

dunno lol
t. uneducated prole

No.

sick of delivering fucking pizza and want to use my brain to at least earn enough to be decently self sufficient
well fuck, then why exactly is everyone always shilling for degrees?

DATA SCIENCE ISN'T A MEME OKAY

It would probably give you tools to gradually improve your situation.
You'd need to work at it, it won't be instant.

It depends. If in your country degree magically gives you job offers, then it's good, yes. Not in my country though.
t. A FUCKING SALESMAN with psychology degree

>psychology degree
Why did you go for psychology if you don't mind me asking?

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Also I like social engineering

>follow_your_heart.jpg
Ah fair enough.
Have you ever used your magical psychology powers here on people?
I really don't even know what psychology is used for...
Therapy?

Usually for therapy, yes. Most companies have state psycologists, to help employers understand employees better, and help them overcome their problems.

Seeing as Uni is finished and I've got the summer break I was thinking of working on a simple little website where I can host analyses I do on datasets I find interesting. Was gonna maybe look at amount/accessibility of private and public school vs the government funding they get or something for an analysis; anything that's sort of interesting to me though I guess

Waste of time orrrrR?
That really fucking sucks man, I always found phycology really fucking interesting; sucks that there's not a lot of work in the field. Surely you could land like a counselling job or something so at least you're putting it to use, helping some poor cunts out - if that's what you'd be interested in of course

Hm interesting stuff.
Well the question is what are you gonna be doing for the summer, if you're just going to be dick around you may aswell do something constructive with that time.

There are jobs, just not for my liking and with subpar payment. I usually try to help people out, although online it has little to no effect. You know, for it to have needed effect, you need a "presence" of the specialist, you surely know that feel, when someone, a doctor, or perhaps other professional in some other field works with you, you get a bit pressured, and as a result more honest, so said professional's help is more influential.

Yeah I wouldn't be doing anything else anymore productive otherwise; just hard to keep up motivation when you're just doing something for the sake of doing something. I guess it'll be pretty cool to have a working website with some history of cool shit I've looked into. Doing all this shit with django, mysql, bootstrap, jscript, blah, blah, blah is confusing and intimidating as fuck though
Heart's in the right place at least my man, proud of you. I've always wanted to go to a pysch to see what they could offer me and maybe confirm/help me deal with some serious trust issues and probably a bit of social anxiety. But sort of seems like admitting defeat and just making a problem out of something which probably everyone just goes through and learns to deal with

You should try it out, honestly. Just be sure that doctor is a good one and not a cashgrabber, there are lots of them in this field

How long have you got uni off for buddy?

One day probably, not necessary and probably a bit of money atm
Until March, sooooo like three fucking months lord

Fucking hell buddy 3 months?
You'll be lost one month in, you won't know what to do with yourself.

One day I'll drag this out of the sea and it'll all be mine.

sissy kiwis

The other kiwis aren't up yet so you'll have on one to play with for a bit.

I work three nights a week just doing some casual work but yeah, one month in and I suspect everything productive will be gone and I'd have just succumb to wasting away my hours

>one (1) sissy kiwi all for me

NO I MEANT NO ONE TO PLAY WITH
i always slip up like that...
i'm not a sissy..

Fucking hate Facebook, I know everyone only posts the best parts of their life and it totally skews your perception of what people are doing but fuck - everyone looks happy at their family outings and going on adventures with their friends

and here i am

hmmm time for bed i think, night baltic buds and based extinct bird buds

Goodnight.
Sleep tight.
Don't let the bed bugs bite.

you're my sissy now

sissy was the countess of austria at one time.

I don't know if I like this...
I don't want to play this game.
Play with the Liech under the Swiss flag instead.

do you want to team up on this sissy kiwi?

B

...

me on the left and top left

...

im not teaming up.
im just bringing along history facts.
did you know sissy beated her hairdresser when she lost a hair, but when she did a good job she was invited to the royal tea?

whats up with the kiwi?

...

>im not teaming up.
come on

what? i m not gay.
im not teaming up to dominate someone desu

well i kinda want to, but that is difficult

...

>not gay
Uh huh, suuuuure.

you're cute

uh.. t..thanks i.. i guess
you too.

i am not gay. i know it. basta

Well, you did post best girl, so I can't say you're totally gay.

>uh.. t..thanks i.. i guess
>you too.
you're a goooooooood sissy

no i m not.
t..take that back at once!

>h&k
Of course that's what Switzerland would use..

make me, sissy

stop posting smug anime girls
that drives me crazy
aaaaaaaa and stop call me sissy i am not

stop resisting

i will not stop i cant stop

cant resist forever sissy

Wanna go to the range and shoot our guns?

i can and will. come on, call me what you want. it doesnt bother me anymore. i am immune to your petty attempts.

dont have gun. too mentally unstable

Oh, well uh... *hides mental health history* We can use mine!

*pushes you against the wall* how about we step it up a bit

t..the wall is cold s..stop that at once! t..this is wrong
you make me feel funny. you better stop or something will happen

what kind of gun do you have?

*pinches your cheeks* dumb sissy

this is going way to far. s..stop at once. this is gay. and i am not gay. and stop call me sissy i m not a austrian duchess

*puts a gay flag in your room* you're my austrian duchess now

>

Well, I actually don't have any myself.. I'd like to get some, but I also want to live somewhere guns are illegal.

Would unironically fuck a cute boy in girls clothes teebeeaytch

you better stop now or something very very bad is going to happen desu

*pats your head* stop being such a prude

ypur sweettalk wont make me i..insane and wont break me d..desu

If you don't want this to turn to rape you should just give consent silly

cuter every second...