/heem/ who cares edition

[Andrew Torres]

Schaub edition
03/17 - UFC Fight Night: Werdum vs. Volkov
03/10 - ACB 83: Brazil
03/24 - ONE Cha etc

Why do we still watch this shit I don't even know
I have nothing else to live

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[Hudson Cooper]

new A&F
youtube.com/watch?v=SHQ0NphAPzk

[Jack Perez]

Mods this is calendar and he’s ban evading and also advertising, rangeban him now

[Caleb Jenkins]

Sup

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[Jordan Cox]

Who else betting on white power master race

[Wyatt Wilson]

>implying just one look at my based posting history wouldn't be enough for a mod to ban YOU for suggesting that a valued community member such as I be banned

have sex buddeh

[Colton Evans]

Heem reacts to ufc 223
>1+3 = khabib fans
>2+4 = tony fans

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[Jacob Edwards]

What does Justin Willis think of white people?

[Cameron Walker]

I don't think Duq is a smart choice.
Ware was beating O'Malley after 2 rounds. Lost the third and lost the fight but still.

[Anthony Davis]

None of you compare to me, i am your god, your one and only, fuck the church, NO CHURCH IN THE WILD dont respond, you mean NOTHING

Which filthy kike or mudblood (nonwhite) do you most want to see get strangled in the UFC OCTAGON?

[Kevin Hill]

This zilch is constantly ban evading, me and you both you fat fuck moderating kikes have his IP, do your job

[Hudson Robinson]

what is your favorite wmma (real mma) fight of all time? what is the biggest robbery in mma (womens mma) history?

[Chase Green]

Never bet on chimps to be consistent they probably have welfare and their 12 baby mommas on their mind

[Jace Perry]

W
P

[Luis Young]

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[Leo Cruz]

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[Tyler Sanders]

thoughts on cynthia calvillo (2018 fighter of the year)?

[Jace Lopez]

Thats weird i only have 4 yous despite making 10 posts in this thread lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo bud

[Angel Smith]

somebody post that pic of her snapper

[Brandon Price]

thealternativehypothesis.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/PDF-FOR-RYAN.pdf

[Jaxon Bailey]

thoughts on mma prospect steve sletten?

[Luke Evans]

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[Ethan Gomez]

Shit was so cash pasta vs. Navy Seal pasta

[Camden Jackson]

Great OP, this moment in the trailer is the first moment I ever found Henry Cavill physically imposing, but then again I guess anyone looks imposing next to Tom Cruise.

[Elijah Brooks]

What's the movie?

[Jaxon Peterson]

Kek, nice

[Mason Bennett]

OP image is from the next Mission: Impossible sequel.

youtube.com/watch?v=wb49-oV0F78

(OP image is about 1:40)

[Andrew James]

What kind of mindless idiot watches this?

[Brandon Perez]

Tom Cruise is the worst action movie star. Manlet and shitty actor

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[Luis Clark]

....

...
...

....... says the guy in the /heem/ thread?

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[Jaxon Gutierrez]

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[Bentley Lewis]

What are you implying asshole. Mma is the thinking man's sport

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[Adam Kelly]

I did not make the OP, merely reporting sauce.

[Carson Brooks]

he's jacked but there may or may not be some mexican supplements involved

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[Noah Morales]

Hang on, I need to watch that video a few more times. What's a Jab, again?

[Zachary Gray]

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[Sebastian Lopez]

have not seen any of his superman movies, do you think he'd make it in MMA?

[Adam Morgan]

Straight punch with the lead hand

[Angel Howard]

i don't understand, explain?

[Kayden King]

Could bet some money on Khabib and Rose desu

[Levi Lopez]

K I N O (with eng subs)

youtu.be/_p14zSnxNUA

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[Carter Harris]

Fighters stand on an angle, one hand in forward and one behind. Jab is a straight punch with the hand in front

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[Angel Rogers]

still not getting it, where does the hand go again?

[Jeremiah Phillips]

Watch some fights my guy and observe

[Kayden Barnes]

>nigga legit thinks someone doesn't know what a jab is

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[Bentley Rodriguez]

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[Ayden Rivera]

>ywn see Henry Cavill fight Hugh Jackman in the octagon

Why live?

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[David Smith]

...is MMA finished?

Brock - probably never coming back
GSP - missing in action
Conor - spanked by elf, ded
Honda - ded
Hunto - ded
Overbeef - ded
Lawler - ded
JJ - ded

[Nathaniel Powell]

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[Jack Cruz]

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[Camden Butler]

mfw those lats

this guy and the other actor aren't doing their hearts any favours by adding all this meaningless muscle. not smart.

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[Chase Sanchez]

Is that Cenk Uygur?

[Owen Perry]

Pleb tier
>following your jabs with an overhand swing

Patrician tier
>following your jabs with yet more jabs

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[David Reed]

kek

[James Peterson]

This sperg is especially moody today. Mommy didn't buy tendies.

[Logan Cox]

Ultimate Bunda Championship
Who's the GOAT?

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[Jose Robinson]

Pleb tier
>following your jabs with an overhand swing

Brainlet tier
>following your jabs with yet more jabs

Patrician tier
>following your overhands with more overhands

Elder God tier
>following your overhand with takedowns and winning the decision

[Matthew Hill]

I would post a picture of Claudia in a thong but I got banned for it, despite talking about her fighting ability.

[Jonathan Diaz]

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[Noah Brooks]

He's lonely. 3 days of talking only to yourself and Sneed posting fractures the mind

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[Jeremiah Miller]

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[Robert Davis]

You're In The Club And This Guy Slaps Your Girlfriend's Ass. What do you do?

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[Luke Hernandez]

yes her bunda is god tier.

[Hudson Sanchez]

Edit my post.

[Justin Brooks]

Not to mention all that gay porn it carries around on its phone.

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[Caleb Gray]

I luh you Rose

[Daniel Young]

Werdum
Blachowicz
Duquesnoy
Edwards
Stevie Ray

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[Ethan Bennett]

Tenshin Nasukawa would be demolished on the ufc.

[Camden Cox]

>Tfw haven’t posted on heem in a week
>Bot sure if I’m going to watch tomorrow’s card at all

I like the tournament too much, it’s why the UFC is on such a break

[Kayden Rivera]

It's on during the day Amerifat time. I'm sure some goofs will show up after it's over then complain

[Jack Rogers]

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[John Bailey]

Thankfully it will be over before tOSU plays so I’ll catch the main card.

[Justin Baker]

Daily reminder for Bongs:

Early prelims start at 5 bong and 45 bings tomorrow.

[Christopher Watson]

Icant wait to see some niggers get their heads taken off tomorrow

[Jordan James]

UFC removed Cain from the rankings

press F to pay respects

[Carter Murphy]

Uh oh who revved it now

[Hudson Clark]

They also removed Ronda....finally.

[Jason Cooper]

You mean “what” and it is mental illness every single time.

[Daniel Wilson]

Favorite Yo Adrian moment?

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[Adrian Watson]

THEY REMOVED CUB SWANSON FROM THE RANKINGS

BELLATOR CONFIRMED

[Kayden Scott]

They do that anytime they dont agree on a new contract in the exclusive period. He’ll almost certainly resign

[John Flores]

He KO's chinny and sloppy Mighty Mouse in round 1 with surprising ease

[Mason Walker]

Upvote

[Jackson Miller]

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[Tyler Rivera]

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[Nicholas Jackson]

ronda's finally off the rankings too

[James Hughes]

definitely one of the best cards of all time

[Owen Jackson]

And Cain

[Jonathan Wright]

So it's confirmed the commentary team will be Dan Hardy, Jon Anik, and Bruno Brookes.

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[Elijah Powell]

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[Brandon Phillips]

favorite female roider?

[Nolan Thompson]

>Bruno Brookes
literally who

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[Jeremiah Gray]

I think Tony is actually training really well. His seemingly meme conditioning is based on shaolin and Muay Thai principles, conditioning your bones to be denser by repeatingly hitting hard surfaces. His breakdancing and gymnastics and awkward movement increases his awereness and ability in awkward scrambling situations.

Tony out of WU gate
Sharp elbow pain
Shaolin techniques great
Khabin better run and hide
When Tony does his breakdance
Tenchnical Fault you
Dagestan won't protect you
10th planet jiu jitsu

[Gabriel Young]

felice pussy bad forming herrig

[Samuel Baker]

youtu.be/Xbq3kc29Tmg?t=52s

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[Joseph Price]

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[Jackson Foster]

>stables of boys
>headcanon harem of men living rentfree in tu cavesa
the penis and estrogen injected openmouthed state of hoto nuHEEM

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[Charles Russell]

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