>C-coach! *cough cough!* Put me in! I can st-still *vomits* w-win the game for us! *blows nose* W-we can still win the Eur- *faints*
C-coach! *cough cough!* Put me in! I can st-still *vomits* w-win the game for us! *blows nose* W-we can still win the...
Zachary Ross
Michael Jackson
>PULI WHERE ARE YOU?? HELP MEEEEEEE
Owen Green
>Don't worry, Marco! Batsman is here to save the da- *trips*
Luis Rogers
>Shinji, get on the pitch.
Asher Smith
>B-but I'm not r-ready, Otou-san!
Jack Perry
pulishit
Jonathan Kelly
>I'm coming, guys! *wheeze* Just let me- *wheeze* Whew, when did these pitches get so big? Better stop for a strudel break to keep my energy up!
Parker Lewis
>we need the white freddy adu
>say no more fäm
Isaac Nelson
>tfw you come from a country with no worker protections so you assume if you don't go into work sick you'll be fired
Jeremiah Stewart
>Sancho: Oi put me in the pitch blud
>Pulisic: Fuck off and get sold to Stoke City, you dumb useless nigger
William Gomez
>the same autistic britsharia and kraut hater
Must be one autist with a proxy tbhaytch
Wyatt Hughes
He might not be the next Messi, but he's already safely leaps and bounds more accomplished and talented than Freddy Adu.
Colton Reyes
He was such a fucking moron leaving over wages lol
The other 17 year olds at City have started multiple CL games lol
Jaxon Jones
>reddit-americans
Anthony Morris
he's scored more goals for borussia dortmund already than adu scored in his ~8 years bouncing around europe. finland and all
Zachary James
There's no way he would have played this season for shitty
Brayden Scott
*eats a döner while warming up*
Jayden Hall
*eats donut while hwang hee-chan dribbles past him*
Blake Brown
>P-please b-bail me out from the TripAdvisers and Turbotaxes Pulisic, th-the media needs to think mls is good
Sebastian Miller
t. seething americanos
Brandon Russell
t. Mohammad Sancho
Liam Diaz
>tfw no qt pulisic to liverpool rumours
JUST
Elijah Martin
Actually Klopp has already said he's eyeing Pulisic. So far, Dortmund's said they're not selling.
Jackson Miller
Man.....tenchi muyo.....the memories.
Ryoko leaps and bounds best girl
>tfw no space pirate gf