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the wackiest of bruces edition

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poo

haha

more intelligent then the lot of you

had a microwave enchilada for my lunch

[You need an IQ above 160 to see this post].

>WOITER FAN YEW MOHAMMAD

Leaving it all behind

you arrive in zootropolis

i only have an iq of 90

more intelligent than the lot of you

running in the night with you

probably why you are attracted to ass

Characters like Martin Webster, an NF leader, were openly gay

>Very Much smarter then yous, Mohummdurrrrrrr.

pondering the wog question

i cannot argue with that

think my iq is about 115, 120 on a good day

Don't worry about it. Just compensate with drive and charisma.

what was the name of that fat kot police again?

do leftists truly believe muslims share the same values as them? really do have difficulty fathoming it

>openly gay
his wikipedia says he was kicked out of NF for rumours of being gay

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unironically have a 136iq

clawhauser

they try to pass it off as part and parcel of living in a modern multicultural country

yeah because they dont live near any

You arrive in Carlisle

Legs are the the thinking man's fetish.

Ass fetish i.e, poo lover
Tit fetish i.e, mummy lover
Feet fetish i.e, rubbish and germ lover
Face fetish i.e, geometry fetish
Tall women fetish i.e, personal insecurity and pole fetish
Small women fetish i.e, goblin dwarf fetish.

muslim just had different values near me

want the paki poster to caress my thigh

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wish this paki would fuck off all his posters are shite

i doubt any leftist has asked a single muslim ever for their views on homosexuality, women or apostasy etc.

>Small women
would class this as an insecurity fetish
always manlets and borderline manlets that go in for the real short ones

i heard that the pregnant joke in zootopia is very sexist and misogynic

Think my neediness with women stems from being a clingy baby

is this from Sup Forums lol

pootopia

stop saying ass you Americanised freak, it's called an arse
show some respect to the empire that raised you

Theresa May doesn't have an answer to the Irish border problem

Laughable that we've got this far without any properly addressing this

t. Ass tits feet face small/tall woman fetishist.

>the enemy of my enemy is my friend

It's why Muslims vote overwhelmingly for Labour. Labour is considered to be the most 'pro muslim' party, and that's all they care about. I'd be willing to bet most Muslims aren't even aware of labour's stance on gay marriage or gender quotas etc, they just care about being able to bring over their cousins from Pakistan so vote for the whichever pro immigration party their mates tell them to vote for.

t. Work with a Muslim lad who told me why he votes Labour

*tears apart your world view*

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you arrive in scarborough

applies to all weebs and yellow fever nonces
the main reason thainonce went to the 3rd world is because he's 5'2

they didn't need to with the most recent vote on gay marriage here
majority muslim areas were essentially the only ones that voted no
they've played it down well, said it didn't really matter because the people in charge of the ''no'' campaign were white etc. etc.

En Marche is the thinking man's party.

good post

Why this woman was elected Tory leader is beyond me.

Michael Gove was a much better option

We've got no money, so we've got to think!

-Sir Rutherford

*pins you down*

so Labour and leftists are just content to let muslims form sharia enclaves across the nation and hold values which are the literal opposite of theirs but do absolutely nothing about it?

it would seem that way because whenever the topic is raised here, our resident leftists just remain quiet. they literally do not have an answer as to how they'd combat islamic conservatism/extremism. really fucking odd.

You are so much smarts it's so amazing reading u posts. Keep doing what you doing enlighten ing the massess with peure inssites.

you can see his undershirt, poor

>I don't understand the concept of borders

I assume he doesn't lock his front door then

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could deck this feminised rodent in one punch

Remembering the two Irish brothers who were kidnapped, tortured and then murdered by Britain’s Black & Tans on this day in 1920.

Hand grenades were even detonated in their mouths. Their bodies were burned.

>flat stomach
>thicc thighs

My turgid penis

If you aren't a utilitarian, you are a sadist.

i am not sadist
i am happyist

burying your head in the sand is the appropriate response obviously.

#owned

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animals
compassion is a foreign concept to the average brit

DNA says I'm a paki but my heart says I'm British

By securing ~3 million Muslim votes, Labour ensures they don't even have to campaign in Muslim areas.

It's technically a win-win for Muslims and leftists, the ideological difference is ignored because the focus is on the acquisition of power

>Flat tyre warning in car
>Ah I'll pump it up when I get back
>It's totally flat when I return
>Has a shudder through the wheel all the way home
>No garage near my work

My heart says that I must unite the german people under one flag.

ethnically i'm a yank but spiritually i am british

day of the clamp soon

how would people in favour of no borders combat the problems found with the entire planet swamping developed countries?

Potatoes...

got a big slice of custard tart

what the hell is this? shit or some marble effect?

I unironically asked one of my Muslim mates this. He copped out with "I don't judge, Allah is the only one who can".

Then he added "But I'm pretty certain his judgement is hellfire".

If only there was no austerity, we could easily have global open borders!

my pube extensions

just had a wank
forgot im supposed to be having sex tonight

god damnit im so dumb

Do you not have a spare one?
Driving a car when it needs repairs is a retard move.

bazinga

got drunk and made a fool of myself again last night edition

ah yes very tolerant. i can definitely see why leftists are in an open alliance with them. makes perfect sense

you're gonna be pushing rope tonight

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makes me proud tbqh lads

Yes yes invite everyone to live here! Who needs to be treated in hospital anyway. Who needs to get a space on the tube, mr toileberg will understand when I tell him diversity is why I’m late!

What I said when I was bragging to the lads after shagging your mum

just had sex
only went and bloody forgot i've got a wanked lined up tonight though didn't i hahah, gotta laugh though, best medicine they say

The virgin wank before sex
The chad self-sex during sex.

>not spontaneously fucking her somewhere outside
Spice it up user

You arrive in my backyard.
Pints are in the cooler.

hard willy ting

you weak, pathetic little man

*licks his belly*

how many medals you got lad?

Castration is the only option m8.

honestly get a little giggle when i'm reminded the vast majority of brits will never, ever have a spacious backyard and will have to settle for a paved ''garden''

No spare tyre in my car because it came from the factory with run-flats.
BMW "engineering"

Also I should clarify I did pump the tyre up, I didn't drive on it flat. Still got wheel wobble though

I'm not a rabbit.