What's the 21st century equivalent of returning some video tapes?

What's the 21st century equivalent of returning some video tapes?

Seeding your torrents

Canceling stream subscription

Crashing this plane

checking your dubs

deleting the mkv file

I still rent DVDs if I am too bored to search for a good torrents...
So, returning DVDs

lets get this thread started

emptying recycle bin

I guess returning library books is still something that's fairly relevant.

Nailed it.

Cancelling a free netflix account each month.

Checking dubs

Hardly any of these could be used as a valid excuse to get away from a gay coworker.

I'll just leave this motherless link here. Good introduction to the book.

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Paying bills online and forgetting your password.

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Or a break up

Why was batman so intense

>I have a Yelp review reservation at Dorsia

Did you see Paul Allen's card?

Where were you when Bateman fucked a horse?

I wasn't even born in 1988.

This. But I'm a poorfag. I'd guess someone like Bateman would buy ebooks.

What kind of horse has a vagina in it's belly?

After the 24 hours of renting an online movie the rental automatically is taken from your account.

jacking off

He stabwoundfucking it, of course.

Well I guess I have a new fetish now

Exactly what I thought when stumbling upon this.

everybody is meme'ing, but I'd actually like a "return some video tapes" type excuse. One that sounds plausible but both parties know is bullshit.

Got an appointment with my doctor/bank manager perhaps?

Setting up your kinostation

You have to go watch X-Files before it leaves Netflix.

>subscription

cleaning up your download folder

you should probably just delete all of that desu

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Honestly, probably something like "I have to go; my phone's at 3%."

with no survivors

Checking my dubs

Gotta go kill some niggers!

This is a good one actually.
How about returning some PS4 games? I know you can rent them online but you could claim a friendo lent you his.

>I have to go, my Tesla's at 3%
>gets into limp mode and takes 9000 minutes to get home

he could be even more disgusting tbqh, a friend of mine had horse fucking women

shitposting on Sup Forums

Feeding your falcon

>cool it with the anti-semitic remarks

what did he mean by this?

>one does not simply show his power level in public

Dentist appointment, doctor makes it sound like something's wrong with you. Bank appointment sounds a bit weird, actually come to think of it just say "an appointment", I think that would do most of the time.

>blacked poster watches anime, capeshit, kids TV, and hentai
makes sense. now see pic related

Good excuse, but Bateman would never do that. The only thing wrong with the movie is that Christian Bale is too cool, and he almost pulls off a whole bunch of stuff that book Bateman never does. His "I have to return some videotapes" excuse never really works. It ends the conversations, kind of, when he just walks away, but everyone is left thinking he's a total weirdo.

That, and VCRs / videotapes were still something of a status symbol in the late 80s. It's more like Bateman to have to pick up a suit from the tailor or charge his iPhone, some vaguely plausible excuse to leave that also, once again, references that he can afford nice things.