/HEEM/

03/17 - UFC Fight Night: Werdum vs. Volkov
03/24 - ONE Championship: Nguyen vs. Fernandes
03/24 - Cage Warriors 92: Wood vs. Iovine
03/24 - Invicta FC 28: Jandiroba vs. Morandin
04/07 - UFC 223 : Ferguson vs. Nurmagomedov
04/13 - Bellator 197: Primus vs. Chandler
04/14 - KSW 43: Janikowski vs. Bahati
04/14 - UFC Fight Night: Gaethje vs. Poirier
04/21 - UFC Fight Night: Barboza vs. Lee
04/28 - Bellator 198: Fedor vs. Mir
05/06 - RIZIN FF 10
05/12 - Bellator 199: Bader vs. King Mo

Previous:News:

>Gilbert Burns vs. Lando Vannata not happening despite UFC announcement
mmajunkie.com/2018/03/gilbert-burns-vs-lando-vannata-ufc-on-fox-29-arizona-lightweight-mma

>Darren Till to headline UFC Liverpool on May 27th
bloodyelbow.com/2018/3/16/17131070/mma-news-darren-till-headline-ufc-liverpool-may-27th

>UFC Bracket: Vote for the best fight poster of all time
www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/22760779/mma-bracket-vote-best-ufc-fight-poster-all

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Obese aspies btfo

They lose everytime

When will the US catch up with Euro fighters?

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Black's are fucking disgusting. No niggers will win main card due to low (fight) iq

Is Darren Till ever going to fight again?

First for Kitsuichitsu Dern Heika.
It's her new name.

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THIS SPORT IS SHIT

This sport is shit

GA-GA-GA-GADOOOOOOOSSHED AND FLUSHED INTO RETIREMENT!!

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Only two bongs and twenty bings until the early prelims

This is great. Everyone likes this.

too bad the ref didn't let them fight. connor would have destroyed him if the fight went to the ground

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is this REALLY the thread?

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Being an aspie plus a Sup Forums poster must be a really bad combo to be as a person

>forcing me to get shitfaced in the afternoon

Legally what are WME's liabilities in the scenario that I crash my truck going to pick my daughter up later on this evening?

who da fook

nvm me be dumb

Cringe

$#!t I thought the prelims started in 6.5 bongs. Based.

Rate my walk out song. Post yours.
youtube.com/watch?v=gJfww5aKOxg

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Mate, getting shitfaced in the afternoon on a Saturday is the most comfy feel of all. Plus, it's St Patrick's Day, no one will judge.

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Why is gabi fighting 40 year old Japanese women?

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Gabi is so sexy. She is a gassy girl. She is also lactose intolerant. You should see the video she made while eating ice cream sitting at her kitchen table blasting big farts into her kitchen chair. Showing the seat cushion no mercy.

>why even

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Does Khabib stand a chance against the awkward lanky cringemaster?

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Ruined my comfy Sunday morning UFC set up desu.

A 10:30am main card start is so ideal for me

Is it true that it is only supposed to be St. Patrick’s day or Paddy’s day? Never st paddy’s day?

this sport is shit

>Post YFW Ferguson takes Khabib to T-City

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9/10

youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

What would happen if Kitsuichitsu Dern Heika went to Japan to train karate?
Would she forget portogwees

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And you're an imbecile who listens to gay pedophile cuckolds deep in the autism spectrum

In my head this fight is like the stern international student fighting the weird retarded cunt and everyone else in class egging them on while we laugh

can't use that anymore

t-city is ortega's nickname

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>Australia -------> Cricket

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Nigger

Nigger

Does she still speak with the fake Brazilian accent?

BASED ANALOGY MAN

its absolutely true though, pick any school in the world and khabib is the scary international student and fergusons the weird cunt who smells like piss and randomly screams and laughs while eating a packet of chips

we tell both of them that the other hates him and is gonna smash him and before you know it they're having a tard fight on the playground

Is Darren Till vs Stephen Thompson the spiciest welterweight fight posssible?

Nigger

>me before Tony fought Kevin Lee
Tony has an 80% chance of winning my guy
>me after Tony fought Kevin Lee
I hope he's able to at least survive past the 4th round

must suck to not be able to say a word in your daily life because of fear of your compatriots

just put a bunch of chicken drumsticks in the oven after rubbing them with olive oil salt pepper and lemon juice

Black skin disgusts me to look at. It reminds me of a pig who rolled in shit.

Fear of what? I live in a nice no crime area - we only have the one imported token black guy.

I don't like your average basketball american either, pal.

Nigger

Are you autistic? What's wrong with you?

Basketball is such a nigger thing.

fear of being labelled a racist, lose job yada yada..

Dern is all real. All woman. Know fake you no..

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she killed millions...

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The turd can't spam anymore and got tired about talking about jews so it has to settle for this.

Must be really miserable being this "person"

you need to see a psychiatrist, let Dr. Goldberg give you some meds, you are oligophrenic

Our ancestors kept niggers as pets because they had no intelligence. Its obvious niggers have not evolved since then as we still have to pay for their welfare. They also haven't learned the concept of using a condom, this is why they are multiplying and yet no nigglets have fathers. I'm glad police declared nigger hunting season opened recently to reduce their population

>ギッフ

she'd speak broken japanese in a fake brazilian accent

seek help

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Wew to think this all started over a tv and some exposed cables

holy fuck /heem/ is fucking cancer lately

Uh, buddy, everyone I interact with is racist as well. I literally see 0 niggers in an average day, because I live in a rich area that no nigger can afford

Yeah, but no one really gives a shit.

Get skin whitening so you dont look so offensive, nigger

Courage is everything.

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My boy Khabib

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I dont need meds, you need a shotgun to the face so you can't infect the gene pool with your shit genetics, you fucking ugly ape.

Didn't read. Go be a retard somewhere else. This is the mma thread, not your local trailer park kkk meeting you inbred low IQ hick

Thank you for contributing

Go WERDOOM

Ok, nigger, enjoy welfare, aids, crack, and never knowing your dad

Schaub posters are not funny and probably the worst thing about heem besides the faggot mods and spammers

I'm here to see white on black violence

i think he'll beat Volkov with no problems.

streamable.com/v995f
Shambles

Enjoy never amounting to anything in your pathetic inbred life

Post your ideal fight companion set up

I have my white privledge card and live in a rich area with no chimps. I dont have to do anything in my life and I'm still better than 99% of niggers who just drain welfare and benefits because they are too retarded to figure out condoms.

Nothing is more disgusting than a niggers skin

>privledge
get a load of this retard lol

>privledge
Literally can't hide how inbred you are can you? Just go back to posting all those cuckold images you have on your phone that's all you're good for loser

This was a mistake coming to London. Found the tubes so hard to work out I've only just got to my hotel now. Now I have to find the o2. I didn't bring a coat either.

I hope it would be at least bit competitive fight

Jist checking in to tell everyone that the prelims start in 1 bong 22 bings

What's your go-to site for streaming in case taima goes down?

why can't you stay there?

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Why does Werdum act like a troll half the time and butthurt the other half?

no picks for this show OP?

this is why I don't like him

Because youre a faggot

Based Karin poster

bruh you need some help, its been years now.

*Boomerangs your head off*
Heh nothin personnel maricon

>pretending that you're not the spammer
come on boy

Whenever someone posts picks they get banned for ban evasion
There are picks though, just post them here and they should be added.
He's still doing them, it's just the retarded jannies keep deleting his posts

Why don't you fack off then?

It's okay you'll be happy when you get to see Jimi Manuwa fight

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he took my picks just checked

I unironically think this is a pretty good card, definitely for fight pass standards

Did he learn that move from Rashad?