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Discord Cucks BTFO'd edition

FA:Orlando Scandrick granted release from Dallas
FA:Titans cut DT Sylvester Williams, save $3M
FA:Cardinals hosting free agent CB E.J. Gaines
FA:Dolphins poke around FA DeMarco Murray
CIN:Bengals take flyer on QB Matt Barkley
NE:Patriots sign S Patrick Chung to an extension
NYJ:Blockbuster: Jets trade up for the No. 3 pick
FA:Danny Woodhead retires after 10 seasons
SEA:Seahawks ink ex-Cardinals WR Jaron Brown
ARZ:Cardinals get much-needed OL help with Pugh
OAK:Raiders take flier on ex-49ers DE Carradine
HOU:Texans secure Tyrann Mathieu with 1-year deal

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youtube.com/watch?v=MiIPyE-_jp8
@10:38
Really likes women

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How soon will Memefield have a public meltdown with the Jets?

As soon as he's drafted.

>mfw

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>moving up to draft a manlet

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>it got deleted again

how will the discord patscucks ever recover?

>everyone who uses a username is from reddit

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wew someone is really assblasted their cancer OP's got deleted huh?

Reminder the anti-discord shill is a mod utterly assblasted by the fact users have found a way to slip past the only power jannies have in their tiny pathetic lives

/nfl/ server
discord.gg/W7TAdVP

Join the coalition, brothers.

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Top 3 best ways to rile up newfriends in /nfl/ in no particular order:
1: Be Old Bay
2: Discord posting
3: Based cucme

threadly reminder colts are going to with the afc south and there is nothing you can do to stop it

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got their cancer posts deleted too
cringe

>why yes I think hating tripfags makes you a newfriend

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easiest way is to post as a patriots poster.

you get like 5 (you)'s from salty fanbases that legitimately just can't refrain from their mouths foaming at the prospect of being able to say something bad about the patriots.

lol THEYVE BEEN DELETED AGAIN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh

THEY LITERALLY CANNOT STOP LOSING

honeypot chatroom fags eternally btfo

We're 7 proxies ahead of you, your fat hot pocket flavoured greasy fingers can't keep up.

i'm terrified but also excited
someone please hold me
- jest fan

Everybody always memed about false flagging as another team's fans, but after doing it nothing else is better or sweeter

BTFO

if i was the jani i'd have just deleted your shit for the 5th time

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what's been happening with the discordfags i've been drinking all morning

>if i was the jani
THEY WONT EVEN LET HIM DO IT FOR FREE HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

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just the mere mention of the discord sends the autist into a frenzy

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>this thread is howling too hard to notice that Three Leg Greg and Barstool Sports will be announcing MNF in 2 years
leddit and soy BTFO

why would anyone be salty about a silver medalist?

>BSS
fuck that

>Raiders sign Kyle Wilber

>discord friend posts an invite to their bunker
>autist goes berserk because hes incapable of socializing without being anonymous like some 2010 redditor

>asshurt discord poster calls multiple anons autistic because we don'tlike his gay chat room of reddit trips

test

top jej

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We still Roquan Smith?

BASED testposting

nobody is forcing you to join, sperg. Its an available option for other posters.

hi krabs

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You're fucking kidding me, this is hilarious.
The AFC East, The American Football Conference East literally cannot contain themselves from giving the Division to the patriots.

EVEN when the dynasty is crumbling, the young hero all grown up is in his final throws of victory, and the magician behind his success all but ready to join in in retirement, the teams stalwart defense falling apart leaving it vulnerable, will still be in the best position to win the AFC Least after Brady retires just because the Jets, Dolphins, and Bills just can't be stopped in giving and trading away their future

Jets bought into the Allen hype. LMAO

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Hey mass fag high schooler, no one invited you to drink today? That’s sad. Hope you stay well and exercise.

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Barkley is overrated as fuck. A RB who break tackles is useless in the NFL.

Penny Chubb Michele and Johnson are all better desu

That sentence sounds dirty

>he STILL thinks the Bills won't win the division next year

>A RB who break tackles is useless in the NFL.

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Doesn't break tackles

test

test

test

Who will have the most potent offense next year? Shanahamalamabamadama $(ers
Or
Da Nagy lead burrs?

What happen?

Bucme is funnier than old bay desu

>Mike Crabtree gets to play with a real QB for the first time in his career

1200 yards 8 TDs barring injury

Michael Crabtree is addicted to bad quarterbacking. It gives him an excuse when he doesn't get the stats he wants.

Well he doesnt have that excuse now.

Dey took er

> Flaccid
> real qb

top lmao

He's gonna throw Flacco under the bus. That's what he does.

I cant take anyone posting with such a stupid looking flag seriously

Flacco will snatch his chain if he tries. Hes not some beta like Smith, Kap or Carr

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Is Derek Carr elite

Test

Derek Carr is a checkdown artist.

Unintentionally, but yes.

How are the vikings looking this seasons boys?
Been following march madness, haven't been paying much attention to em

Thanks casual fan who has never watched a raiders game in his life.

Vikings will have an improved offense, worse defense.

He's garbage time, stat padder king

>worse defense
why?

test

>FA:Danny Woodhead retires after 10 seasons
No homo or pun intended, but I've always enjoyed seeing small players ballin'.

tset

can someone please explain why the jets paid money to a qb and then proceed to trade numerous picks away to draft another qb

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How often does the massive money free agent signing work out?

6

Idk

Name them

>vegas bookmakers so it's "astronomically likely" that bears will win the superbowl
>yfw

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Steve Young
Peyton Manning
Marquis de Lafayette
Justin Verlander
Dieon Sanders
Reggie White

The same reason they took Bridgewater and resigned McCown. They're buying until someone sticks

>Virginia BTFO by UMBC

Holy shit Maryland beats Virgina in EVERYTHING

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much harder schedule, defense got figures out
it was never a great defense to begin with

He’s 6’1 though

King manlet

Arizona Soydinals
Atlanta Soycons
Baltimore Soyvens
Buffalo Billsoys
Carolina Soynthers
Chicago Soybears
Cincinnati Soygals
Cleveland Brown Soys
Dallas Soyboys
Denver Soycos
Detroit Soylions
Green Bay Soy Packers
Houston Soyans
Indianapolis Soys
Jacksonville Soyguars
Kansas City Soy Chiefs
Los Angeles Soyms
Los Angeles Soygers
Miami Soyphins
Minnesota Soykings
New England Soytriots
New Orleans Soyints
New York Soyants
New York Soy Jets
Oakland Soiyders
Philadelphia Soyggles
Pittsburgh Soylers
San Francisco Soyers
Seattle Soyhawks
Tampa Bay Soyccaneers
Tennessee Soytans
Washington Soyskins

This is shit

>roasties in charge of building things

Why when you can just hire a man to do it instead?

Soyboy

>Old Soy

on a football field as a quarterback, 6'1" is manlet mode

1. Ravens 11-5
2. Steelers 9-7
3. Browns 8-8
4. Bengals 6-10

Steelers 12-4
Browns 11-5
Ravens 10-6
Bengals 4-12

who e/a/gles here

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Pandering to minorities is more important than making sure things are done right

>Philip Rivers is 33 (about a month away from 34) and will have 8 children. Even for a devout Roman Catholic that seems absurd. Families used to have 8 kids back in the days when you were expected to lose a couple on the way to polio or whatever. 8 Children. I wonder if his wife even remembers what it’s like to not be pregnant.

>Rivers has known his wife Tiffany since 7th grade and the two are presumably the same age (couldn’t find the info for sure). They got married while Rivers was a freshman at NC State. By the time he was entering his third year he already had his first kid. His first child was a daughter named Halle, born on July 6th 2002. It got me wondering about weird statistics.

>Tiffany is 34 (assuming). She has had 7 kids and is due for another. Assuming each child was 9 months of pregnancy, she has been pregnant for 63 months of her life (excluding current pregnancy). They announced the expected 8th child early August, so add at about 3 months to that total for 66 months. If we consider Tiffany exactly 34 acting like she just turned that age (which is likely wrong) she’s been alive for 408 months. 66 of 408. 16.18% of Tiffany Rivers life (roughly) has been spent pregnant.

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Why are you green texting?

Ok. New rule. No more of these gay ass unfunny reddit comics.

Rivers is doing his part in rebuilding the white race