Why are Americans so weird and cringey?

Why are Americans so weird and cringey?

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sorry not all of us are lazy welfare nigg- i mean pakis

lmao, that is literally the good goy wageslave mentality summed up

>I understand the world is not fair, and I'm ok with this
Cappycucks will defend this

more like the S.L.A.V.E pledge lmao

If you find issue with this then you are a commie

>talking shit about Mike Rowe

If every American was even half as based as him America would be better than every country on earth combined

It's not the content of what he wrote that's weird, it's the fat that he actually typed all that shit out, printed it, signed his own name on it, and got his picture taken holding it
If you can't see how fucking strange that is, then... I don't know

Your Autism is your problem, not his

>if you don't agree with my slave mentality, then you are a commie because my government told me that everything anti-capitalistic is communism

I just noticed that Ericsurf6 looks like Mike Rowe
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You literally can't defend the 7 one.

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What? The only one that's bad is 5.

Time to party!
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Isn't that the dirty jobs guy? All he's saying is that people shouldn't be shit on for working menial labor.

>getting upset about literal adulthood
the absolute state of this board

>American education

Not everyone is equal. Some people are too retarded to work. Should they earn as much as a productive member of society? Fuck no.

His little document shows more wisdom and intelligence than you will probably show in your entire life.

>Mike Rowe the corporate hoe
>all these retarded skill-less burger-flippers and ditch-diggers coming out to defend him
lmao

It may not be pretty but that's the way things are here. It's acknowledging a statement of fact. I remember hearing on the news how France passed a law (or wanted to) saying that employers couldn't email employees past work hours. That type of culture isn't the case here. Hustlers get ahead.

Number 12 what bullshit lmao. Man born to a billionaire family vs. some kid from a village in Sudan, does anyone really believe people are born equal?

I actually don't understand why you have an issue with it. I'm sure most people can need a reminder like that at some point (or several) in their career.

It's like you're purposefully misunderstanding what he's saying or something.

You have a problem (but are also the perfect goy) if you think doing more hours than what you are paid is acceptable.

>created equal
>born equal
Pick one.

>communist claiming to know what's best for the working class while simultaneously showing utter disdain for it
checks out

You're being dishonest. Volunteering for more work does not mean volunteering for unpaid work.

Here you get paid for overtime.

What's wrong with it? It's only one smart thing in this whole text.

>tfw sleep in and choose to be lazy so I'm born in the middle of Africa with Malaria and AIDS by the age of 3

Mr. theater major needs a good asskicking.

I less than 30 hrs/week, my job is literally sitting in chair and occasionally imputing data. I probably make more in 1 year than you will in 3-5 years. How does it make you feel Cletus-Jamal-Pedro?

I understand what he's saying but it's bullshit. Some one could work 5x as hard as him for their entire life and still be in a shittier position.

how are they not both the same thing

Oh yes, Ernest goes to work, hillarious movie

Hes saying being born American non-hispanic white automatically makes the baby better than all other ones

>I understand what he's saying
You don't.

Ever wonder why Americans get angry at how Euro prisons are ran? Its because most of them work to death just to have the comforts Euro prisoners have. LMAO

What kind of job is that?

>generic cubicle monkey #2182134 thinks everybody who isn't a lazy piece of shit is a Mexican nigger redneck
whatever, retard

>"I believe that I am entitled to the pursuit of happiness"
>"I understand that happiness and the pursuit of happiness are not the same thing"
Okay... Good for you then. I do believe that people are entitled to happiness.

Then that is an utterly useless point, as an employeer will always find someone to work for him for monetary compensation.

>Then that is an utterly useless point
Apparently not, because you didn't understand it.

Actuary

He does look like Ernest

>evbrythin thad's not ameriga is gobbunism :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Europeans really don't understand that it's okay, because I won't have to work so hard in heaven.

are you literally a child?

Why are American rightwingers always talking about cuckism (soybean, nu-male, whatever) and yet they are the most subservient minded people in the whole world?

Then please explain

I imagine that it's something he got from someone else. That there's some organization or movement that distributes them. I mean it's america, wouldn't surprise me.

And that type of thinking is what Americans rejected a long time ago.

There is a healthy mentality to have. People who focus on how unfair life is typically squander their potential. They’re too concerned with things outside their control to take action with things that they can control.

Meanwhile, if you view life through the lens that anything is achievable, you’ll generally find yourself much happier regardless of whether or not you even reach your intended goal. There is a sense of reward in knowing you tried your best, and will continue to try your best.

You rarely regret the things you did in the past as much as the things you didn’t do.

>I won't have to work so hard in heaven
Oh, sweet summer child.

We did? I don''t remember that vote.

VERY good goy

>subservient
There's that word you don't understand.

Go suck an exhaust-pipe, Ayn.

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>believing in God
do yourself a favor and go meet him goy

>believing people should work hard to earn money is right wing
I think you need to get out of your university campus echo chamber you fucking retard

When your forefathers came here. They didn't realize they would have such a pathetic excuse for a decedent.

>Implying Capitalist America isnt heaven
Get to working and buy that PlayStation of Eden

Lol no. He actively shills for shit trade jobs.

>go work in that trade job, they have shortages!
>why do they have shortages, shouldn't they raise the wages to attract labour if they have shortages!
>shut up, go work there, don't go to college! go get your ass dirty in that shit job with no future and shitty wages and high risk of injury

>decedent
descendant, rather.

>amerislaves

My forefathers were socialist farmers and factory workers.

Why are Americans so fucking racist?

Ok then.

Seems like you can only think about how much work sucks, what you forget is that his advice will help you personally and benefit you. If someone followed all the advice on that poster I'm pretty sure they would get noticed by their employer and soon be promoted, get better career options, better pay and so on.
It's the lazy people who will have "subservient" jobs for the rest of their life, meaning the low level jobs that pay shit.

good goyim

accept your shitty job and pay

don't forget that workers rights and unions are communist and bad!!

Good goys. Have a shekel.

>literally every single commie post is from a phone and/or includes incredibly conspicuous Redditspacing
fascinating

>mike rowe
>working class
Pick one.

>eletrician generally starts at 30k
>average Electrician gets 53k a year.
>experienced ones can get over 80k

Meanwhile what's the average in the Netherlands? 31k usd?

>mfw an amerislave doesn’t have an argument

This, he is a shockingly articulate, likable, smart guy

But that's just wrong.

I'm paid by Soros to calls you a slave

Trade jobs aren't shit. Some of them even pay well and you can live comfortably if you're smart and find something specialized. You'll also have no debt because you didn't take up a student loan. You also won't be stuck in one position the rest of your life. Work hard enough and become a foreman, management etc. and when you worked there long enough you'll have people working under you and doing the crappy stuff.

Burgers ITT seem totally unaware of the purpose of a modern welfare society. Or indeed what the function of societies are as a survival mechanism in the first place. I guess I shouldn't be surprised something so radical as social democracy has never taken root there.

This kind of thinking might be applicable, maybe, a few decades ago when it was only 50% of entry level jobs that were for megacorporations that can afford to not care about your rights as a worker
If you do well in an entry level job, you will continue to get the exact same pay, no matter how much more work you get given
There's no fucking reason for you to get paid more, because there's no reason to have happy workers

In 1776 Thomas Jefferson stepped out of the Mayflower at Valley Forge and declared that this was a land of small government and capitalism. Well, that declaration later became known as the Declaration of Independence, and 200 years later it shall not be infringed.

I'm paid $25/hr with 401k, dental, and health just to be a commie Soros shill

"Subservient" is exactly the right choice of vocabulary; don't even try to deny it, you cuck.

Everyone works hard. You don't have a monopoly on working hard. What you cucks do, is you belittle those who rightfully fight against injustice, so that their hard work can actually be useful, to them, instead of just enriching others. All you lot are brown-nosing beaten dogs, without dignity.

>I think you need to get out of your university campus echo chamber you fucking retard

Grew up on a farm which I now own and have recently expanded and although I do work at a university, I still find myself shoveling manure quite routinely. Your small brain cannot understand the complexity of the world. Everything must be black and white, doesn't it?

>some European who has never been here and doesn't understand anything about this country tries to criticize the work ethic and philosophy that turned us into one of the most productive nations in the world.

>how are they not both the same thing
Created as in all people have an inherent platonic worth which is equal. Not that they are born equal.

>Corporations fill government with deregulation
>Plunge America into a recession
>Only 1 executive serves jail time
>Government bails out investment firms with taxpayer money
>Taxpayer still feels its bad to discriminate against government and finance
How does it equate to communism?

>comparing economy of USA with economy of Netherlands
stupid goy

>"Subservient" is exactly the right choice of vocabulary
You can say that if you want, but it doesn't mean it's true.

He's a communications major shilling shit jobs. Look at his little girl dainty hands. He never worked hard beyond the show. Certainly doesn't do 10hr+ hard labor.

>the work ethic and philosophy that turned us into one of the most productive nations in the world.
did the fact that europe got devastated in two massive wars and the fact that america profited off of them both directly and indirectly just not happen for yanks or what

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Okay sorry for earlier response

He's claiming trade jobs have shit wages. But those wages can literally buy you a better life than what most people in the netherlands have.

>Certainly doesn't do 10hr+ hard labor
do you?

Median for an electrician is 35k Euros, that's almost $40k, median wage, excluding overtime and benefits, and excluding the decreased risk from living like a poorfag in the US.

whatever you say, Reddit

Because your economy can afford higher pay to trade jobs employees. How fucking stupid are you?

I don't like our neoliberal system but he's not wrong. If someone applied these 12 principals to their life they'd more than likely be happier and more successful.