MATCH OF THE DAY THREAD

Starts at 10:20pm on BBC One.

A special double bill featuring highlights from today's FA Cup sixth round ties.

On PL MOTD (10:20pm - 11:20pm):
>Dan Walker introduces highlights of the day's four Premier League games, including crucial encounters towards the foot of the table as West Brom travel to Bournemouth and Huddersfield host Crystal Palace.

On FA Cup MOTD (11:20pm - 11:50pm):
>Dan Walker introduces highlights of the day's FA Cup quarter-finals as Manchester United host Brighton and Swansea face Tottenham.

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PRAISE SALAH

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Where to watch?

Just had an amazing wank. You know those wanks where everything goes right and then after you're done your cock's satisfied and tingly. Highlight of 2018 for me

How does anyone watch Ant & Dec's Saturday Takeaway?

It's like having your brain sucked through a straw made out a rolled-up copy of The Sun. Proper prole telly.

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Aye I had one last week, the morning after my mate paid for a lapdance for me, the thought of the bird's tits in my mouth took the mid-morning chug to new levels

>all these shitty as fuck matches
'no'

My Dad watched it last week and said something similar

YouGov did a poll on the types of people who watch Mrs Brown's Boys, was pretty funny the findings

You have to be a middle aged woman.

>Chelsea players scoring left and right at their new clubs
>we've scored 3 goals in our last 4 games

Mourinho effect

You've probably all seen it already but might as well post it again: skysports.com/football/news/11695/11294465/darron-gibson-arrested-after-incident-in-sunderland

>Blunderland

>all these B team pundits for main MOTD

Gary and co out drinking for paddys day?

Needs to tuck in the immigrants early for fa cup tomorrow. Keown is at least half decent.

When will Salah leave the bindippers?

Working on a new contract, so at least another year

Keown is the living embodiment of the "they needs to move more and pass better" pundit.

Here we are.........

Need to put the bins out but it's fucking blizzard outside

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It's like there's two Britains that live side-by-side.

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who could afford him in this market?

real pretty much?

Fitting that he looks like the missing link between ape and human then.

Tell you what lads. That Salah bloke is a bit tasty.

The true pleb filter at LFC

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why is this allowed

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Fucking state of the Nivea advert with Turtle-Ox shaving his chest.

I like 3 of the top 4 as well as 3 of the bottom 4. I still think Mrs Brown's Boys is as funny as arse cancer.

>those tattoos
What a fucking mess.

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Who's that serial killer and why's he managing Watford? I'm a bit of true crime nerd and I don't recognise him.

That's his brand dude

who is this handsome lesbian

Is he some Asian/Nigger mutt?

When I was like 12 I was watching it and a car crashed outside my house. Mad tings.

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When will they learn

>your Barcelonas
>your Real Madrids

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Reminder Dan Walker is unironically a creationist

Dan Walker is a cunt.

Nothing better than watching Match of the Day when your team has destroyed someone, just basking in the punditry. Shame that it's the B Team

Mane was passing well today we need this more consistently bruh

Already want to fucking kill myself watching these pair.

genuinely think he might be one of the dullest people of all time

He's definitely breaking Shearer's goals in a season record, isn't he?

>Dad, husband
Why is it always the dullards that put things like this on their Twitter profiles?

Hart won't start at the WC will he?

No idea how Walker even has a job desu. Stumbled over his words already like 3 times, adds nothing, no charisma.

It's meant to make him seem down to earth and "Hey, i'm a normal guy!"

>female commentator

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Reckon this roastie commentating has got big knockers lads?

This is gold

hearing a woman commentator feels so weird

>his pinned Tweet is about a Daily Mail apology that Lineker posted

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I guess Chappers is busy and Gary Lineker is tucked up in bed ahead of his big day tomorrow. I'm surprised they haven't brought Gabby Logan out

>Blue lines
haram

Yup. Southgate is a soft cunt and will pick him on sentiment.

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Haha. I was just about to post that. I love how the BBC luvvies absolutely detest the Daily Mail.

southgate would pick him even if he was dead

I remember when people were going mental about Phil Neville being the England Women team manager, saying like "What does he know about the woman's game?!" but it doesn't stop them from forcing female pundits down our throat on Final Score and on other games.
I remember watching it and some lady was slagging off Shaqiri or Arnautovic, who if he was a woman, he'd be the best female player of all time

People who watch that are the same drones who watch shit like Tipping Point and The Chase. It's the highest form of shit TV, even more so than Britains Got Talent or The Voice.

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>luvvies

Who? Noel fucking Coward?

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Anyone else only got single glazing?
Fucking freezing tonight.

Is Charlie Brooker an intellectual?

i dont have a problem with her commentating, just woman voice+football feels off

Tipping point and the chase are infinitely better than anything Ant """"n"""" Dec have ever presented.

>WHAT IF THE INTERNET WAS BAD

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Probably because the daily mail posts fake news about them, which 1000s of retards then send them abuse about

Screenwipe is honestly one of my favourite TV shows of all time.

I wonder what he meant.

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Licking arse cos he wants a knighthood.

butland should've prevented both of those goals

Why are there no good English goalkeepers anymore?

Overrated. Pickford and Heaton are best English keepers desu

He's such a sarcastic git I can't even tell one way or another desu.

Stoke will get relegated and Bummlad can go somewhere decent. Fuckin' ace.

>forgetting Pope

>anymore

someone should tell keown to stop taking himself so seriously

He's a good egg. I don't blame him for milking Netflix for 12 episodes.

He's not the GOAT though.

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Has Heaton even had a game yet this season?

Most of his stuff is good, Black Mirror is just his cashcow now though

Shilton, Banks, Seaman.. not bad

he played the first few before his injury

Shh you

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He's made some funny stuff but he also made "WOT IF TEKNOLOGEE BAD": The Show and that shit zombie Big Brother show so no.

>Keown saying today was a good day for Hart

He's gonna start at the WC, isn't he?

Imagine if big ears gets a knighthood before /ourguy/ Becks.

Very good taste

Yes

the day today and brass eye will never be topped

Gary Lineker has to be the laziest bastard in broadcasting.

Yeah, I was talking about this century, lads.

I lost faith in Southgate entirely when he talked about how dissapointed he was Rooney had retired, and I don't like the way he mindlessly started playing a 3atb. Perhaps he had form for that and I just don't know, but it looks like he just doesn't have any secure ideas of his own, which is a must for a good manager.

Oh Mama we love you

He's also not that very good either. His constant "errring" makes my piss boil

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Since when did the term "anymore" mean only in the 21st century?

Genuinely brilliant

Since I just told you it did.