Amber Heard is now dating Elon Musk. Say 'goodbye' to all those brilliant inventions after this dirtbag takes him for his fortune...
Look Who This Cunt Is Going After Now
Michael Long
Colton Bailey
I dislike Elon now.
It kinda sucks too, he did his undergrad at my school in canada.
Guy got married to some girl, got divorce, she got a ton of money, then married her again. Maybe Elon gets off to it.
Leo Rivera
Why not just bang her? Why date her?
Isaac Hughes
NICE IMAGE SIZE ASSHOLE
Kayden Cooper
The fuck are you doing Elon, I WANT TO GO TO MARS!!
Jaxon Howard
wtf i hate batteries now
Brandon King
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Nathaniel Bailey
Elon Musk has had pre-nups for all three of his failed marriages. He's a smart man.
Angel Hughes
Apparently he's not so smart.
Christopher Sanders
Leon's smart enough to dump her after a while
Ian Hill
U da champ
Easton Cruz
Just red some bitch got 2 million and 80k a month.
ya no
Evan Jenkins
it's called google reverse image search that Sup Forums has built in
But I'll be the champ :^)
Blake Turner
>rich enough to choose any girl in the world
>picks a trashy lying thieving idiot
What a strange little man, and this is the height of North American genius is it?
Jaxon Phillips
For someone often heralded as a genius, Elon Musk sure is fucking stupid.
Whatever, Elon will learn the hard way.
Daniel Fisher
Still beta after all those billion$
Robert Fisher
Sebastian Wright
better not get married. fuck that shit
Angel Barnes
>implying we elected this dumb wannabe kike to be smartest man in america
If we had a choice, it wouldn't be this fucking faggot. Besides, he can't play 4d chess.
Jose Powell
If you see something you like go out and find it
Robert Baker
fuck
James Foster
Amber who...?
Josiah Adams
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
Brandon Long
ha, he was allready gone after last divorece. i guess this is where amber comes in and hauls the money
Robert Barnes
Never Heard of her
Michael Miller
When you're that rich you can spare a couple mill.
Ryder Torres
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Gabriel Stewart
I WONT GET V&
Camden Stewart
Poor guy has all the money and the power he could want and yet he's still a cuck to women. We all had to learn to stay away from crazy at one point, I suppose. Too bad he doesn't have this wisdom yet
Bentley Rivera
inb4 amber falsely claims that elon beat her up and takes all his cash
Gavin Sullivan
He's from Africa
Lincoln Rodriguez
You've never Heard of her?
Nicholas Green
fuck
Nolan Collins
Amber "I'm a sheeple so run me with the" Heard
Lucas Price
underrated post
Wyatt Cruz
Johnny Depp's former punching bag
Christopher Flores
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Jordan Watson
I was about to say he might be a bit old but he's 10 years younger than Depp.
wonder what she gets from it? it's not like she is poor.
Ian Rivera
>elon musk
>brilliant inventions
gr8 b8 8/8
Camden Reed
>wonder what she gets from it?
She gets to marry a guy who is literally an Asimov character, down to the name.
Christian Jenkins
let this be a reminder to all betas that money can't make you an alpha
Jaxson Ortiz
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Aaron Gonzalez
He was in my program, and I always find it weird when people talk about this so proudly. Musk literally just came here as a stepping stone so he could more easily get to the U.S. The second that opportunity popped up, he did what he planned by transferring to UPenn because people at our school just weren't ambitious enough.
Jordan Sanders
At this point I'm pretty sure Elon has a cuckold fetish
Luis Ross
Elon is a fucking cuck
Hunter Edwards
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Jonathan Jenkins
Dude fuck off you aren't fooling anyone with this shit
Noah Ramirez
The ass on the left looks like it has a sour candy inside of it
Nicholas Gray
FUCKING LEAF
Michael Edwards
Why the fuck would he settle for this used up slag? Oh that's right, Elon Musk is a cuck.
Jack Allen
She's too hot.
Gabriel Murphy
>Amber Heard
pornhub.com
would "date" too
Alexander Hernandez
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Benjamin Smith
Its ok Mr Depp, not all relationships work out. Shitposting on a Tibetan pottery FAQ is below you.
Zachary Collins
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Oliver Jones
Hair implants?
Nolan Baker
when you're that rich why not
Bentley Butler
Jesus those eyes are fucking soulless
Alexander Perez
EVERY FUCKING TIME NEVER FAILS
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Ayden Robinson
Yeah i guess. Not a sufferer but i can understand why.
Daniel Ross
Amber and Elon are just friends. I'm pretty sure she's still fucking Billy Bob Thornton.
Colton Nelson
Start your own thread dude, don't hijack another - that's...not classy.
Dylan Russell
she got a divorce with jack sparrow like a month and a half ago
That's a dumb nerd and an ambitious woman.
John Jenkins
my dad is horseshoe bald (see george costanza)
when he was single (from divorce) he asked my sister and i if it would be OK for him to get plugs
he's a Dr so he can afford it
>but never did it and got a mail order bride instead.
he's still bald and I doubt i will be too
Grayson Taylor
Why is he so stupid? Holy shit.
Robert Ward
>censor everything but the butthole
what is this fucking japan?!?
Nathan Lewis
Is this really her
Luke Howard
>not putting a seperate elon over her butthole
Jacob Stewart
first one is her face but looks shooped
second one is not her
most people are born with a butthole so why hide it except see pic related
Cameron Lee
pussy game must be beast
Christian Williams
>most people are born with a butthole so why hide it except see pic related
Everyone is born with nipples. no sense censoring those, either.
Jayden Taylor
whatever she's got, I can't believe a genius playboy billionaire hasn't seen. Wonder if he has a beef with Johnny?
Jayden Gonzalez
>Elon Musk has had pre-nups for all three of his failed marriages. He's a smart man.
David Scott
Good. Once news spread all the fake glasses wearing dip shits will stop worshipping him.
Aiden Johnson
Yes, that is generally what we want to do to that ass.
Aiden Sanchez
>implying his shitty rockets impress
Me.
Good. Leave the real work to nasa before you blow up another rocket.
Samuel Gomez
he a genius, but I cant believe how he can be so stupid, she is hot but a proven crazy and gold digger.
Lately I'm losing faith in HIS capacity to manage tesla, last month trying to make tesla buy his own solar panel company, now planing to build trucks before even launch what was promised.
Debts and more debts, and more crazy ideas, I would put my money on him right now.
Joseph Baker
Elon Musk will never succeed at his foolish space dreams. Bankruptcy and disaster incoming. Screencap this.
Julian Foster
Because he dedicated his life to his ambitions he's probably not very good at dealing with women... That or he gets off on financial domination. I think he's a good man outside of his love life. It's not his fault liberal ideologies cucked him. He should be able to go around laying 10's like and alpha he really has no need for marriage.
Wyatt Anderson
he's not a fucking genius just good at getting retards on reddit to ride his pencil dick
Owen Rodriguez
>A woman shuts down mankind's best chance to go to mars
Women are truly worse than Jews, Niggers and Muslims combined.
Gabriel Clark
Pretty sure he delegates everything to Engineers and scientists.
He's more a Thomas Edison than a Tesla
Matthew Moore
I was always confused about this- prenup means your existing stuff doesn't get divided 50-50, but you still have to pay alimony, which is the difference in wages, right? Is there a pre-alimony?
Brody Cook
haha ikr
Nolan Carter
>hurr durr im a retard
Aaron Gray
and this
Joseph Flores
>shitting on actual rocket scientists while fucking up your post formatting
Jesus, mohammed. Get it together
Jayden Cook
amber heard wouldn't take pictures like this. the girl in the photo isn't her
Elijah Jenkins
That's like watching your friend stick his hand in a hole and pulling out a bloody stump and then walking right up and saying "Well this can't possibly happen twice" before inserting it
Colton Perry
The Leaf is not lying. For once.
Easton Powell
Holy shit if this happens. It was not the almost insurmountable technical and financial challenges that ultimately destroyed humanity's dream of electric cars and settling mars. It was some greedy whore that bankrupt's elon. It's scary but I have faith he's smart enough.
Gabriel Peterson
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Matthew Thomas
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Dylan Allen
He put all his points in INT.
WIS was his dump stat.
Leo Scott
jesus christ elon don't do this
David Murphy
what the fuck happened to this nigger? looks like a full blown lizard person now.
Bentley Bell
80k a MONTH? The fuck does she have golf leaf cheerios in the morning?
Carter Nelson
fug
Adrian Roberts
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James Wood
Alimony should be struck from the law as a violation of the 13th amendment.
With both genders working, there's no reason for it. Equitable division of relationship assets only, fuck this future earnings bullshit.