ATL:Acuna homers for fourth time this spring
CLE:Jose Ramirez leaves with right ankle bruise
DET:Zimmermann named Tigers' Opening Day starter
TOR:Espinosa goes 4-for-4 with an RBI vs O's
OAK:Jharel Cotton will undergo Tommy John surgery
KC:Sal Perez slugs two homers in win over SD
HOU:McCullers fans five in 4 1/3 shutout vs Yanks
CHC:Darvish gives up one run in 5 IP vs. CHW
COL:Desmond homers twice in same inning vs. LAA
LAA:Ohtani rocked by the Rockies on Friday
COL:Arenado slugs three-run homer vs. Angels
MLW:Miley pounded for seven runs in three innings
/mlb/
Mason Foster
Jordan Murphy
Lads, did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
Nicholas Ortiz
let's discuss how doyers "fans" are unironically unable to distinguish the difference between winning and losing a world series
Carter Mitchell
instead of that lets discuss the MARINERS!
Robert Rivera
ew let's not
Easton Thompson
would you prefer to discuss how to properly save pictures?
Michael Gutierrez
>instead of that lets discuss the MARINERS!
Yay! Memeners finger-pointing cunt.
Xavier Allen
the image may be small, but your win total shall be smaller,
Logan Martin
Fuck off
Dominic Brooks
Injuns desy senpie
Aiden Rivera
rmt. 10 team roto OBP
Julian Price
>27
Zachary Lee
>Braden Halladay 1.0 IP - 0 H 0 R 0 ER 0 BB 0.00 ERA
Isaiah Evans
LOL Gnats...
Andrew Brooks
Marinjuries
Sebastian Morris
>the city of Ohtani
Camden Barnes
Name one who player who did better. We're all still waiting.
Aaron Brooks
Now this... Is a good post.
Daniel Hughes
1 day has passed since this webm was last posted, 1 day has passed and the yaks still can't handle the bants.
Mason Campbell
havent seen this one in a while
its great
Camden Young
>Name one who player who did better.
The entire Astros staff?
Jason Cruz
Damn what a vicious insult my lad
Grayson Long
Why are Yaks so sensey tiv?
Wyatt Phillips
>that year White Sock Adam Dunn struck out more than Judge ever did
You shouldn’t be throwing stones you dumb ghoul
Asher Ward
kek
Liam Phillips
¿Does Adam Dunn have the record, though?
Lincoln Morgan
He still had a better season that any White Sox did last year lmao
Your sucky team didn’t even get a chance to strike out in the playoffs.
Luis Cooper
>White Sock
Owen King
Justin Reed
I hated Adam Dunn except when he was in the NLC and tormented the Cubs. If he currently played for the Sox I'd be making fun of his strikeouts not getting all sensitive about them like you queer boys...lol.
Luke Cook
>ESPN
Grayson Edwards
Astros staff is the whos?
Easton Davis
i will make the guide, but i am going for ZeZe High School
>LAA:Ohtani rocked by the Rockies on Friday
i dont arent going to explain beacuse mutts are going to be mindless mutts, but basicaly was Angels fault for poor level of tranning in Ohtani
>Hyun Jin Ryu
Korea is low level, KBO is always butthurt that never can get Jap level of baseball and the players are always caughing in betting schemes
Josiah Howard
>but basicaly was Angels fault for poor level of tranning in Ohtani
He's been here three weeks. The training staff have showed him to the water fountains and the ice baths so far.
Caleb Clark
>one player
No mention of Whos. Is this the Yakky metric?
Jacob Flores
trash SJW sports network that is dying a hilarious death and has been nearly fully eclipsed by FS1. Their baseball coverage is an abomination. Whether it be the terrible interface, the nobodies they bring in to call or comment about baseball, or the disgusting fat gross bitch. They are just a bunch of failures.
FUCK ESPN. I'm pretty sure this is the one thought I have that not even /mlb/ can disagree with me on.
Parker Stewart
>yaks fans in charge of reading
Oliver Scott
>He's been here three weeks. The training staff have showed him to the water fountains and the ice baths so far.
i hope so, beacuse focusing him only on pitching instead of making him bat good its not a good siginal
Julian Brooks
i never thogout the ESPN logic of use a softball player in MLB
Brayden Powell
Hey Yak
Don't talk back
Gavin Rivera
I'm not following. Yak asked to name a player that did better than Judge, and the Astros staff did do better.
Jayden Robinson
>reminder: this piece of shit said she would be in favor of ending games in a tie if a game went to 12 innings
Caleb Ortiz
doesnt he have 80 grade pitches though?
Jace Perry
HIT THE ROAD YAK
AND DONTCHAS TALK BACK
NO MORE
Benjamin Turner
fuck, i already thought i hated her as much as I thought I could hate a bitch. Now I just legit hope she gets breast cancer.
>just look at these fucking losers.
i can't wait for SNB to be over and done with. These people don't deserve to comment on a nationally televised game, let alone the ONLY game on that night.
Matthew Robinson
>Jose Quintana: 6 innings, 1 hit, 8 strikeouts, 0 runs. Including 16 straight batters retired. His ERA this spring is now at 1.93.
Benjamin Kelly
>Now I just legit hope she gets breast cancer.
I like you.
Jonathan Mitchell
>lifelongs just now realizing that Q is elite
Camden Gutierrez
>somebody actually put their dick in her
btw braden's cool
Alexander Wood
The soys in the booth
Christopher James
he had good pitching, i think that he probbally has a good fast ball
but last year during NPB season he got his arm hurt, and he lost a lot from his original power from it
Zachary Rivera
>Bases loaded
>Hit the batter on the first pitch
The mastermind strategies of the Indians.
David Richardson
It helps when the umpire calls strikes a foot off the plate.
Daniel Gutierrez
Absolutely based Asian Baseball Guy
Luis Gonzalez
This cameraman they got for the Cubs and Indians game is suffering from a epileptic episode.
Parker Howard
He's in an elite club of 2 nobodies that threw perfect games in 21st century. It was almost a club of 3 if Joyce hadn't blown the call.
Jacob Russell
Fuck Humber desu
Anthony Carter
When is preseason over, I'm ready for suffering
Jordan Russell
>please don't be a sox fan.
(if you are)I love you guys even though im not into anime or most of the other things you're into but you still showup and make our gamethreads popular even though the team sucks. I'm sure most of you don't like me, but I don't care. I can't stand the "suffering" meme bullshit though. There are far worst franchises that have fans with even less hope than us.
God I'm wasted, I celebrate st patricks day too hard even though i say that every year.
Leo Jackson
Pretty sure we know better than to call Spring Training, preseason
Juan Mitchell
Yankees
James Reed
It literally is preseason though
Henry Lee
Blew 3-2 lead
Jordan Hall
Andrew Cooper
Yeah and runs are runs not points.
Bentley Hill
Do you insist on postseason also being unacceptable?
Liam Ortiz
>only won one game outside of their biggest meme stadium in the mlb
Owen Garcia
No postseason is postseason not playoffs.
Juan Gomez
ayo Mariners
nice
Isaiah Morales
>go to MLB tv channel
>currently playing "MLB Preseason Baseball"
Making me think...
Jace Barnes
>You now realize that Ichi roided
Caleb Rogers
you shut your whore mouth
Luis Jones
>biggest meme stadium
>not coors
>not chase
peasant
William Barnes
they can't help their elevation or dry climate, and they do attempt to battle the dryness with baseball humidors, but that gay-ass short porch was built on purpose.
no matter how many foreskins the Steinbrenners sacrifice the Baseball Gods will punish them for that meme porch.
Benjamin Reyes
Among real baseball it's the most meme.
Wait what's wrong with Chase? Why wouldn't you say the Trop?
David Sanchez
>the yankees are the only team batting when a game is played in Yankee Stadium
Literally peasant logic. I.e., none at all
Isaac Butler
Please, if you would, name the series and game where the stadium dimensions won them the game. If you can't (protip: you can't), you're not allowed to post this crap ever again. And tack-ons don't count.
On the Earth I live on, the short porch actually almost cost them the WC game as well as Game 3 of the ALDS (had Judge not robbed Lindor).
Get fucked you inferiority-complex-plagued, groupthinking highschooler.
Landon Wood
We got triggered Yaks lifelongs here
Leo Gomez
>Get fucked you inferiority-complex-plagued, groupthinking highschooler.
"peasant" is more elegant. less syllables, same meaning.
Levi Gutierrez
>someone's gotta sperg out whenever Yankees is posted
>"lmao triggered yaks"
Jason Gonzalez
>Y-you're j-just a p-p-peasant >:'( stop making fun of my teeeeeam >>:'((
Juan Powell
It's fine to make fun. Call Judge a neanderthal, etc., it's funny. But you can't just make shit up about the Yankees winning playoff games bc of their stadium.
Blake Smith
Get a load of this guy
Kevin Lee
where do you think you are?
Aaron Morris
So the mighty Yankees were the pisspants sissies all along....
Michael Hill
ONE WON 1 AWAY GAME OF 13 TOTAL IN THE 2017 PLAYOFFS WHILE STILL ADVANCING TO G7 ALCS
>i swear it's not a meme ballpark guys
they're just big fat queerfags like Vito from the sopranos
Justin Ross
Jesus you ruin everything you stupid fat sissy
Now I have to like the Yankees
Ian Diaz
Nobody cares what you like. You probably don't even go to games or have a fitted hat.
Justin Parker
Cram it you fat dumb sissy
Luis Cooper
>implying i don't go to Yankees games all the time
Luis Bell
Ohtani sucks
Ayden Morgan
and none of these assholes mention the number one meme park of all. fucking fenway park.
Sebastian Edwards
>a 295 foot home run was recorded at Fenway Park in the year 2017
>lol Yankees meme-porch tho
Brandon Ross
Pretty sure my man Lorenzo Cain hit that one
Hunter Edwards
That's just faulty thinking. Even a broken clock is right sometimes.
Austin Reyes
people forget about that. but it's the small town, small payroll red sox so it's okay
Brandon Davis
Whee are the good east coast parks? Camden Yards... Citi Field? Um...
Thomas Rogers
Trop
Luke Fisher
Isn't this picture implying that Stanks and Cux are bandwagon teams?
Ian Morgan
user, please.