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>Bundes #1
Doofmund - HSV (13.30)
EffZeh - Vizekusen (15.30)
Leipshit - Buyern (18.00)

>Bundes #2 (13.30)
Nernberch - Darmstadt
Brunswick - Meidericher SV
Ingolstadt - Dünamo

>Liga #3 (14.00)
Karl-Marx-Stadt - Bremen II
Osnabrück - PreuBen

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good OP fren

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Thanks :)

BALD GEHTS LOS

Hi frens, is there room for foreigns?

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with those digits yes

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tell us your favorite landser song and we'll decide if you can stay

hors :)

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HEEEEEEY >SCHALKE IST DIE MACHT

WIR HOLEN UNS DIE MEISTERSCHAFT DAS WÄRE DOCH GELACHT (bald)

>2 teams about to be eliminated from europe playing each other
is this the best the bundesshit can come up with?

Good morning!

>Dortmund - Hannover (13:30)
>13:30

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>Götze ist ein Spieler der für den Verein steht
>a fucking bauern merc
DOPA on fire again...

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Best Bundesliga today

14:30 Salzburg - Austria Wien

kickoff at 14:30 instead of the usual 16:30 on sundays due to the SchORF wanting to broadcast formula 1

this schorf lol

Seriously, how can we stop him from cucking Julian and reaching the EL with Shitgart?

>88

Heil Hitler mein freund

Das Leagen

yes yes, we get shoehorned to high heaven

good attitude

hallo

yes hello

the brutalizer of the bundesshit is currently playing against the team that made real look like nothing in the king's cup
watch and learn

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big if true

Yes yes, gooooood morning

17:00 today:
Final round of Superligaen’s ordinary season before the playoffs begin. All seven games are played at the same time. I will listen to the radio konferenz and maybe have Brondby - Hobro on the television.

Daum is in a worse state than I would have thought...

good morning and checked

/bundes/' opinion on le zu Null italian?

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>playoffs

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>not moving with the times

Timo Horn im Tor
Zehn Wichser davor
Ihr habt die schlechteste Mannschaft der Welt

youtube.com/watch?v=t2nm2cHmKpM

wontorra talk is better

oh wow didnt know you guys had Playoffs

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based Scheissbock poster

he needs to improve his attacking (just like many other Bundesliga teams)

if Copenhagen still wins will you be mad?

Something's rotten in the state of Denmark (her pusy)

Yeah I would, but it’s extremely unlikely. I will also be mad if Shitjylland take it.

Well the championship playoff is pretty straight forward. The top six keep their points and then play each other twice, so no knock-out games.
Relegation is massively convoluted and I gave up trying to understand it last season.

Sevilla is so fucking bad
Buyerndusel again

- have 34 matches to determine which one the best team is
- hurr the top six teams have to play each other again now with first and second leg

i dont get it

one of those faggot yurosport games where you can hope for sammer to finally kill himself

BVB: Bürki, Götze, Akanji, Dahoud, Schürrle, Pulisic, Piszczek, Castro, Schmelzer, Toprak, Batshuayi

Well it’s 26 matches in regular season and then ten in the championship playoff.
I’m fine with the idea of changing from the previous structure which was very bad (playing each other three times! and too many direct relegation spots) but I’m not a big fan of this new structure.

what a shihouse

are you just saying this because they are down 0-1 against leganes or are you watching

they come from an exhausting champions league away match

hope Sancho gets to play

They are a decent team but they are never getting passed Bayern.

Leverkusen will finish in second place and win the pokal

T-take that Vlad...

okay

no and no

Vova is the short version, not Vlad

If you don't bet 4-0 on THE GAME today, you're a fool

sometimes the going gets a little tough

Watching

They are completely underwhelming, not a single strength in the team

are we all frens??

Ja.

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I like the wonttora with the cutes tits better deßu

hows the game

checked

does anyone had a chance in school he regrets not having taken today?

I was pretty close with a girl, I'm one hundret percent sure she was into me. She invited me like 5 times over to her place but I always made up rediculous excuses.
I thought of her more of a friend we hanged out often. I didn't think about dating her because she was a bit chubby (not really fat but enough that kids at school made fun of her because of it). I always wanted to date the class Stacy, because I thought I became alpha if I had a gf everybody was drooling over.

I fucking hate myself for my stupid younger me.

Literally everyone.

yes some chicks invited me to have a shower with them or sleep in bed with them. i fucked it all up

>I always made up rediculous excuses
>"I have to watch Dragonball Z"
>"I have football training"
>"My parents don't allow me to leave the house"

you only have your father to blame. he is the one teaching you these things

also this

>Götze
>Schürrle
>Castro
ugh

>tfw no girl ever talked with you or invited you over. ever.

not bundes related

based

Finally, Bndes! Yay!

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you know the reasons

Woah, wait, so the BVB game is not on sky?

Stream anyone plos?

will bayern win? lol

Klopp comeback!

sorry la

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They are playing against a good team today, this might be a close one.

You are not welcome here, Lappen.

Liverpoo is just a CV upgrade for him, sooner or later he will come back to coach either Bayern or Dortmund.

oh you don't mean studying just a little bit and getting the best grades ?

Yes

How can we Americanize bundes?

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lol 'no'

de.eurosportplayer.com/channel/e2gr there you go

>batsman

post german slags

>blackshwayi

by not calling a sport almost exclusively played with feet football

Peter Stöger is einfach so endhässlich

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>not posting a pic where you can see his beautiful smile

Looks like a grandpa whose grandchild got accepted into the Dortmund academy

ihr alman mushriks habt doch kein ehre ihr sohne von hunden

>3 minutes in and it should probably be 1-0 already

Is that character actor Scott Glenn?

What is gotzes secret diet?

haha ihr deutsche Opfer bald is gannz Deutschland türkiye und dan ficken wir euch so richtig

cock

everything

is there a more JUST team than Dortmund this season?

>started off looking like they were going to win the Bundesliga
>now going to finish behind >Schalke