Wtf I LOVE india now

wtf I LOVE india now

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I want an Anglo-Saxon female to sit on my face like that.

Being civilized is more important than my ass quite frankly.

don't try doing that on your toilets, fat fucks. it might break.

It's surprising how little science and tech we dedicate to essential things like shitting and sleeping, your body fills with bacteria when you sit on the toilet, and your bed has fecal matter from bugs, etc.

you need some filthy now and then to strengthen your immune system.

>wh*Toids
>civilized

There are 100 trillion bacteria on the human body, some are helpful and produced some vitamin K, others are waiting for weakness from the immune system or good bacteria to come out

I want a THICC Pajeet female to sit on my face like that.

>sitting on a normal toilet like that

Enjoy porcelain shards up your ass

>causes a build up
no

>squat is good
slavs knew it all this time

i don't think anybody cares about squat shitting, its the open public shitting that gets people

There are more bacteria in your body than there are human cells, most of these things are simply non-threats.

non third world toilets can handle way more weight on them than you have any business weighing

this

Unless you're some kind of gymnast there's more risk of you slipping off and snapping your ankle than the toilet breaking.

This is true though, squatting to shit creates more room for the poo to exit, thus leading to heather shits and less ripping your asshole apart.

Have done this for years.

Isnt that the vegan bitch who said that cancer was a surviving mechanism?

When will they make mechanized toilets that you can lower/raise to suit your position?

I'm 6' 6", 200 pounds

I can't squat even if I want to, it hurts my fucking knees so bad. I can't even sit cross legged without feeling extremely uncomfortable
The only people for whom squatting is a natural position are asians and slavs

Slipping can mean that you drop on the porcelain, breaking it.

no slavs in my toilet pls

>can't squat

if you are not over 60, that's unpardonable.

Isn't that a South African flag on her pelvis?

do regular half squats till your knees and legs get stronger. simple.

first thing I thought about
a)I'm 1, 93m for 90 kgs, pretty sure the shit would snap
b)explosive diarrhea farts would literally paint the walls

while I agree on the principle, I'm'a stay well away from acrobatic shitter-perching

c) i think the shards would also cut you

forgot about hat

so more or less (pic related) except with blood all over.
If I liked that combo, I'd stick to period-and-pooper play in bed, at least I would keep my feet intact

Porn has shown me that Germans take their shit very seriously.

I'm trying to look for that photo of a broken toilet with blood all over the floor but I can't stand pictures of shit.
Have this pic instead.

if you're 6'6" that weight is nothing when it comes to squatting
get your knees checked out if it actively hurts to do so

And obviously you can't squat on the toilet seat like that. I remember seeing some thing on Sup Forums where some places in Germany were installing things that were basically like the plastic platform steps you put next to a toilet when you're training toddlers to use them, so you could complete the squat above the toilet.

what the fuck happened here?

youtube.com/watch?v=-Ukh4rvtLOo

Those platforms seems like a much better idea, make it a bit lower than the toilet seat and you can squat with your ass in the bowl or just sit with your legs raised instead of dropping deuces from the stratosphere and hoping for the best

Use proper squatting toilet. don't squat on sitting toilet.

You fags never heard of a squat stool before?

or lean forward you fucking retards

Hahaha, rolfmao
Why they didn't think that before, right

It's 2017 and we still literally keep our trash inside of our house, most of the times in a plastic/metal container in the room where we cook food.

There's a fucking week-old chicken carcass in my kitchen right now.

Sarcasm much but it says in the OP image that if you squat-shit you're gonna have legs at 45 and your back kinda 90 degrees while you can do that in reverse when sitting on the toilet. Is there any different result between these?

You are welcome.

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I prefer squat toilet rather than sitting toilet.
>no bum touching the toilet mouth except feet to hold on.
>the position allows the thigh pushing all the processed stool at the abdomen.
>designated left hand to wash bum.
>water/spray physical solids -> use hand minimally as in washing mouth -> liquid soap to clean -> lather soap -> rinse -> pat bum with tissue paper or wait till it dry -> wear underpants -> avoid splashing at parts of cloth -> wash hand again at the sink thoroughly. done!
It is advisable to clip your nails once a week. Longer nails signify unhygienic.

isn't 30degrees and doesn't force you to use the right muscles

You're disgusting.

Maybe, I believe the weight is not centered on your feet but on your butt and tights while sitting.

Still I think leaning forward is a great solution.

Yuropeons have been sitting to shit since the antiquity yet the epidemics of chronic intestine diseases only appeared in the last 30 years or so
Blonde pajeet btfo

what makes you sure that early euros weren't squatting on these holes?

such is the fate of toilet squatters

>mongrels
>civilized

underrated

what the fuck is going on here

I spend like 60~120 seconds a week pooping. Sitting down could be the worst thing ever but it's only a few seconds if your diet isn't garbage.

>I'm 1, 93m for 90 kgs

True French Chad pêh

Do you play rugby or what?

Maybe he's forced to do it because the trash collectors only come once a week or something

India is a based brown brother, white subhuman

That's also disgusting.

Obviously Indians knew what they were doing. The Indus Valley Civilisation had sanitation, they clearly knew the art of shitting better than anyone else on the planet. Of course dumb wh*Toids are too stupid to see the errors of their ways and think that they're superior to Indians for shitting incorrectly.

Hieght has nothing to do with not being able to squat. Its fatness.

>we won't come collect your trash because muh environment lmao, go do waste sorting

That seems to be the rationale over here.

I don't understand, don't you have public bins where you can take the trash yourself?

Why not do it the truly natural way and shit in the street like they do.

It's far less important than you think. Bidets are extremely superior to bog roll though.

Squatting on toilets not meant for squatting will damage the seat over time

Then one day it breaks while you squat and pic related happens