Y-yeah tonight, ah you forgot? Haha m-me too haha no problem I totally forgot too. Y-yeah see you later

Y-yeah tonight, ah you forgot? Haha m-me too haha no problem I totally forgot too. Y-yeah see you later

Stop calling my fucking child!

What the fuck is in the metal bowl in the bottom right corner?

sun chips

Corn chips you fucking imbecile

>Corn syrup/10

sun chips

t. eurotrash

How many GBP did that fine banquet cost you good sir?

9001

>crescent rolls and biscuits not in the oven

>shit pizza
>shit drinks
>No friends
Checks out my man.

>this is what is considered good dinner in Amurika

only thing i could eat would be the toppings of the pizza

Is it?

That pizza looks amazing

>nibs
>orangina
>american

you're kind of sheltered arent you

Yo bro thanks for having me over! Oh shit is that fucking ROCK BAND? Bro I've been dying to play that. Let me hop on drums. I brought some beers if you want some.

If those balls second from the bottom right are Lindt balls and those brown things in the red and yellow bag are choc coated almonds I'd eat them but otherwise same.

Absolute trash.

I used to kill days of my life with this kind of socialising. Now I eat healthy food, only know functional adults, and, oh yes... fuck bitches. :^)

You need to change your life.

>amerilards have knowledge of every brand of crisp known to man incorporated in their public school system

> invite friend over to hang out and watch the beginning of the XFL when I first premiered
> tell my parents he's coming over. We go to the store to buy food for said hang.
> parents go out for the night.
> So I wait and I wait, and then I watch the whole XFL game by myself which was hot garbage.
> look at the clock it's way to late for anyone out age to be out.
> Parents come home. "Hey, did you and user have fun?"

He never came, never called.

>Why are Americans so fat?

Voila...

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