/bundes/

*buyern to get BULLED today edition*
*the city of neverkusen sub edition*


>Today 18/03

/bundes/
13:30 Borruschia Dirtmund - Hangover96 (1:0)
15:30 1. EffZehK - Neverkusen (2:0 78’)
18:00 Rasenball - Buyern


>Tomorrow 19/03

2nd /bundes/
20:30 Erzgebirge Aua - Greather Farth

bavarian /bundes/
18:00 Ingolstadt II - /1860/

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steamed cans?

no these threads make a lot more sense to me

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>google translate in charge of offering correct translations

it literally means "federal"

>shitenhagen

Where are you from lad?

you call these steamed jews despite the fact that they've obviously been gassed

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Good stuff

Are you guys saying this isn't true? I'm from the east coast. hmmm

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it's a bavarian dialect

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hmm

what is the flag on the bottom right?

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actually accurate

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:^)

>not a Grand Danois

Lads, how did my boy Pulisic do today?

duesseldorf ;^)

>That dog with no country
>The only pure white dog
What did they mean by this?

>I'm 1/628th german!

I'd think you'd be much more considering your country. Born in Turkey perhaps?

>HIV

just stop you cringe magnet

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>Superintendent! I was just eh training my citizens. Weight loss exercise. Do you want to join me?
>Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Adolf?

based effzeh

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kek

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>Ilsanker LV
throwing it before it even starts, bet on bayern +1

>t. caliproxy faggot

>cats
dumb

>dogs
more dumb

I think it's some meme formation like pic related, but yes, I think they're throwing the match

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so can DA GOATS actually escape relegation? what are the chances?

Alario should fight in the UFC with his elbow.

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hi ahmet

it's possible. they will play against wolfsburg on the last matchday

what am i looking at here despite repeating integers

Mads Justesen (yes) warming up in a pair of winter boots.

that gives you blisters in 5 minutes. maybe not the best idea

hehe okay

weak mind

I don’t think we’re going to win this one

they can't beat a bunch of hobos?

No

What happened to Forsberg and Werner this season

What happened to Forsberg?

injured and damaged self-confidence

No point jeopardizing your only two gifted players in a match you can't win.

Bayern with meme line up.

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why tho? itss not like they have a game next week

>sky sound

favor to the national teams

good guy jupp

>Jetzt ist hier alles blau.

>inb4 customers pretending they don't care anymore

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BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN

who /goodguys/ here?

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Das Boot Europa ist noch lange nicht voll, aber wenn immer alle nach rechts rücken, kippt es halt irgendwann trotzdem um.

nice try, but those are clearly american products there

Powerful. Who said that?

I love hoe there is random spectrochemical shit on the blackboard

>poulsen
hasenhüttel please

Imagine watching sports…

Oh my God what an awful miss from Hobro

aua aua

what are these shoes? they look like they were made from some winter jacket.

Sorel

youtube.com/watch?v=0MUsVcYhERY

wtf was that marking lmao

SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO SANDRO

>the absolute state of the Bundesliga in one picture

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Imagine how good Tibbling would be if he lost 20 kilos.
And imagine how good Brondby would be if we had one decent forward instead of three shit ones.

BEST CELEBRATION IN ALL OF BUNDESLIGA

/OURGUY/

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>Sabitzer """"""""injuring"""""""" himself before an international break

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>leipzig 40 pts
>stuttgart 37 pts

is europe without brause possible?

ULREICH

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>poulsen
omg just fuck off already

poulsen is so shit kek

>Poulsen

Yes I thought about posting a picture and calling him the Swedish Götze, but that would be unfair towards Mario

ZUNULLREICH ZUNULLREICH ZUNULLREICH ZUNULLREICH ZUNULLREICH ZUNULLREICH ZUNULLREICH ZUNULLREICH ZUNULLREICH ZUNULLREICH ZUNULLREICH ZUNULLREICH ZUNULLREICH ZUNULLREICH ZUNULLREICH ZUNULLREICH ZUNULLREICH ZUNULLREICH ZUNULLREICH ZUNULLREICH

Don't jinx it for fuck's sake.

i'm not a disgusting bayern customer, so couldn't care less

but don't worry, he won't do anything

he will lose the ball a lot of times pointlessly

or flop on the ground for no apparent reason

Ulreich is our best keeper lads. We need him for the wm.

I sure hope so.

Yussuf would be a perfect six-goals-per-season forward for a Warnock side in the Championship.

You can't re-name pic on your iPad sweetie…

Poulsen is/was a good 2nd league striker, he has no place in this team now however. Its the closest Leipzig has to an Eigenbauspieler though so he will always be nominated again

>Eigenbauspieler

No but I would write it in the comment field

>Yussuf
>Danish
The absolute state of denmark.

des nennt man "Eigengewächs"

fußballspieler sind pflanzen, nicht gebäude

>poulsen
>eigenbau
you forgot about demme my friend

classic Austria-Germany Sprachbarriere once again

What's the point of watching this league

whats the point of your existence?

also, your Gewächs sounds like cancer, I will stick with Eigenbau